Jane's G spot!
When Jane Fonda (infamous for using the "c" word on morning talk shows) breezed out of a function the other evening, the over-the-hill starlet was confronted with a gaggle of fans and a swarm of paparazzi.
With her head down - and tinted shades in a snug fit on her snoz (in spite of the fact it was the twilight hour) - the Barbarella babe was inclined to sign a handful of autographs grudgingly.
But, the bad attitude of the jaded old grouch got the best of her when TV newsies (TMZ crew among 'em) fielded a few questions her tired old way.
"Who has the best work-out video," one asked enthusiastically.
Without batting an eye, the star flung out an acid retort.
"I don't care!"
Undaunted, another cub reporter asked Fonda what she thought of the Obama stimulus package.
"Stimulating," she huffed in exasperation.
Keeping you up late, Missy?
Before the seventy-something show-biz trooper stormed off (in what appeared to be a drug-induced stupor) she was quizzed about who she'd like to tread the boards with again.
Ignoring the thrust of the question, she selfishly lamented:
"I like to work!"
By the time Ms. Fonda (who was ushered into show biz on the good graces of her respected father - yeah, Jane's just another spoiled show biz kid - born with a clap board in her big mouth) stormed off, a fan or two appeared to be at-the-ready to wipe their a** with her signature.
Wouldn't you? After all, her conduct was deplorable.
They didn't call the once-perky dame "Hanoi Jane" for no good reason!
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