A couple of DJ's in Vegas day-before-yesterday were either high on the stuff that Phelps has been smokin' lately or - just maybe - were suffering from a jilted night out on-the-town - and thus - a classic case of the hang-over blues.
I've heard of phrenology (study of bumps on the scalp), palmistry (hand analysis), and even intuitive interpretations of facial characteristics.
But breast reading?
With dead earnest (is there any other kind?) the talkative duo were engaged in a lively discussion about a recent study (!) that conjured up a novel theory that the shape, size, and the bounce factor in a women's breasts (and even the extent of perkiness in the nipples) were a surefire way to ferret out a potential mate's personality traits.
"Wanna trek over to my digs and have your breasts read," may turn out to be the cleverest pick-up line to come down the pike in years, dudes!
"What about augmented t**s," one jock innocently queried his buddy on air.
"Oh, yeah! Women with breasts implants are usually career gals."
According to the quirky broadcasters, c-cup boosters tend to be wanna-bee models or actresses who either pine to sling their jugs (of beer) at Hooters or claw their way onto a sleazy casting director's couch in order to snag a role as a Swedish milk maid - let's say - in an independent film with a bit of soft porn titillation thrown in.
"Usually, they end up suffering from silaconfidence," one of the astute disc flappers divulged to the rush-hour audience without skipping-a-beat.
"Silaconfidence develops from a false sense of security."
Apparently, the lusty babes get a boost in esteem for a brief interim; but - shortly thereafter - their confidence ends up sagging much the same way their breasts do once gravity sets in.
So, ladies, dont' fall into the booby-trap!
After all, it's your personality that counts bottom-line with the dudes, right?
An unknown author said it best:
"Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love."
"What about augmented t**s," one jock innocently queried his buddy on air.
"Oh, yeah! Women with breasts implants are usually career gals."
According to the quirky broadcasters, c-cup boosters tend to be wanna-bee models or actresses who either pine to sling their jugs (of beer) at Hooters or claw their way onto a sleazy casting director's couch in order to snag a role as a Swedish milk maid - let's say - in an independent film with a bit of soft porn titillation thrown in.
"Usually, they end up suffering from silaconfidence," one of the astute disc flappers divulged to the rush-hour audience without skipping-a-beat.
"Silaconfidence develops from a false sense of security."
Apparently, the lusty babes get a boost in esteem for a brief interim; but - shortly thereafter - their confidence ends up sagging much the same way their breasts do once gravity sets in.
So, ladies, dont' fall into the booby-trap!
After all, it's your personality that counts bottom-line with the dudes, right?
An unknown author said it best:
"Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love."
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Nipple play a homoerotic fantasy for some dudes!
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