Just as I was about to slip into the men's room for a tissue to blow my nose at Whole Foods at the corner of Santa Monica Boulevard and Fairfax, a towering well-built Afro-American security guard dashed in ahead of me and locked the door.
Obviously, appearances are not always right on the mark.
In his spiffy well-pressed uniform, the average-looking rent-a-cop gave the impression he was a well-mannered educated individual with a modicum of class.
But, when he exited the men's room a few moments later, the image was shattered!
As I sauntered into the bathroom to take a whiz, I was aghast.
The guard not only urinated on the toilet seat, but neglected to flush as well.
Indeed!
Inside the bowl, a nasty neon-yellow shade of pi** stared back at me, and just about turned my stomach.
Eugh!
Did the lad's parents forget to potty-train or was the little stinker born in a barn?
I just betcha he didn't wash his hands, either.
As Henry Fielding once noted astutely:
"Handsome is that handsome does."
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