Yesterday, Zimbio posted a publicity shot of Jessica Simpson on their main web page with a caption that noted how "healthy" she looked.
One glance at the photograph - and I was inclined to note to myself - "pregnant".
This morning the airwaves were rife with fat jokes about Jessie and speculation that the moment's "it" girl is with child.
One catty gossip speculated that the earthy sexpot caught Tony (current squeeze?) in bed with another babe.
The infidelity especially hurt because the sexy cutie allegedly caught the couple in the throes of passion between her own designer sheets!
Ouch!
For good reason, another rumor monger speculated that the pregnancy may have been a deliberate attempt to firmly entrench her claws into her man!
But, my favorite dig came from a male disc jockey, amused by the scenario.
"Judging by the photos, she got Tony Romo mixed up with the restaurant, Tony Roma's."
Well, maybe she can model for ads for full-figured gals if motherhood doesn't pan out.
Full-figured model Mia Tyler has tips for Jessica on the catwalk
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