TMZ...Paris Hilton quote of day on Casey Anthony!

When the TMZ kids ambushed Paris Hilton as she exited a trendy watering hole over the weekend, they quizzed her about the Casey Anthony verdict.

"Do you think she is guilty," one of the cub reporters asked, as the camera-man jockeyed for position.

"Yes," Ms. Hilton uttered up in a hushed - but audible - voice.

Once the footage was replayed for Harvey Levin, he was literally stunned.

"She said yes?!"

At this juncture, Levin undoubtedly uttered up the quote of the day.

"Paris Hilton gave her opinion?  She never does!  Casey Anthony must be guilty!"

By the way, Paris, that blah white blouse you donned for the occasion?

Hated it!

Paris, you're so much more appealing in pastel colors, for starters.

OMG!

You and who else?

Later, alligator!

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Monica Lewinsky eat your heart out!

Lindsay Lohan...Ooops! Judge screwed up on alcohol ban! Star limited to 1 guest!

On the heels of tossing a chic soiree for an elite circle of pals on the roof of her beach-front condo, "Mean Girls" star - Lindsay Lohan - saw her world careen out-of-control once again.

Well, momentarily!

Before a snitch could utter up "probation violation"- a bench-warmer presiding over Lindsay's complex legal proceedings - was inclined to haul the starlet's pretty a** back into court for downing a few drinkie-poohs while under house arrest.

Once in court, however, Lindsay's astute lawyer pointed out that when the terms for the "house arrest" were approved there wasn't any stipulation that the troubled addict refrain from tossing back a shot or two (to ease the pain now-and-then).

Ooops!

The Judge ended up with egg on her face!

As one of the kids on TMZ would quip.

"Was that scrambled or fertilized?"

Subsequently, the testy Judicial Officer was forced to shift gears and issue a spanking-new directive so there would be no bones about the issues in the future.

In no uncertain terms, the Jurist (obviously on the rag in view of her bitchy demeanour yesterday) hammered home the obvious.

Although Ms. Lohan was able to roam freely within the confines of her comfy lodgings at the beach, she was - in essence - still in "jail".

With this in mind - and in view of Lindsay's flagrant disregard for the sanctity of the Judicial System - the Judge proceeded to ban all parties in the future.

In a bold-faced effort to accomplish this end, the Judge imposed a restriction on guests.

Currently, Ms. Lohan is only allowed to invite one guest to her home whenever there is a need for companionship.

The hanging Judge stopped short of taking her allowance away, I expect.

By the way, if you're a fan - rooting for Ms. Lohan - you've obviously been marking the days of her incarceration (!) on the calendar.

Good news!

Lohan has a scant few days to remain sober, clean, and humble as a church mouse.

Will Lohan be celebrating her freedom with a night out on-the-town?

News at 11!

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Ryan Seacrest...takes poke @ TMZ's Harvey Levin! Meow!

When the roving snoops at MTZ ambushed Ryan Seacrest outside of a trendy watering hole in Hollywood this past week, the gossip monger got more than he bargained for.

For example, in response to the encounter, the high-profile Disc Jockey (MySpace friend) proceeded to take a jab at TMZ 's Harvey Levin (King of Gossip) out-of-the-blue.

After determining that Seacrest was a fan of Three's Company, the sexy bachelor was asked if he thought Levin bore any resemblance to Mr. Roper (a character on the long-running hit TV sitcom).

Ryan half-turned, eyed the TMZ paparazzi up-and-down, and quipped - "about this much" - as he deftly used a hand gesture to infer that Levin was half his size in stature.(short!).

When the camera flared back up on the kids in the studio, one of the young tongue waggers appeared to be taken aback by the obvious put-down.

"I thought Ryan was your buddy" he quipped.

"He is," Levin shot back, with a perplexed look on his face.

That's show biz, I guess.

Meow!

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Kourtney Kardashian...to tie knot! Scott Disick proposes!



The scuttlebutt streaking through the blogosphere today focuses on the up-coming trot down-the-aisle for reality-show beauty Kourtney Kardashian.

According to inside sources, her hunk of man-love - Scott Disick - proposed on the season finale which has already been lensed.

Folks, the love-sick couple (mostly troubled) tried to keep it a secret!

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE

Uh-huh!

By the by, the celeb - famous for being famous - piped up "I do" without blinking a pretty eyelash!

Expect some fireworks on the family front, though.

Handlers have confided that sister Kloe is not happy with the future husband-to-be!

Meanwhile, Kourtney is anxious to show-off the "bling", gifted her.

Did the dude splurge on a dazzling sparkler?

All will be revealed when the edge-of-your-seat closing chapter of the dishy series broadcasts in April!

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Handsome is as handsome does!

Lindsay Lohan...crash lands SUV! Life's a beach!

The door became unhinged, I guess!

Though Lindsay Lohan has escaped the mean streets of LA LA LAND to tony climbs at a picturesque beach temporarily - it doesn't appear that the infamous recovering bimbo babe isn't out of harm's way - by a long shot! 

Go figure!

Taken aback by a posse of paparazz lolling about (LOL) on the well-manicured walkwayy outside her spanking-new digs - the dizzy starlet was inclined to shift into drive-by mode - to effect a mad dash for the open door of the garage on the lower level of the upscale condo unit.

What was intended to be a smooth maneuver - to avoid the prying press - ended up a comedy of errors.

Within minutes of cruising inside the garage (while the wheels were still smoking, dudes) the door tumbled down out-of-control (much like Ms. Lohan on a starry drug-laced Hollywood night) and smashed into the roof of the $130,000.00 SUV just "gifted" her.

Then - Eureka! - the door bounced up-and down-again without any rhyme or reason.

Uh-huh!

The loopy landing was all caught on camera- natch- by a TMZ photog who was on-the-ball.

Golly, those roving gossip mongers over at Harv's must have horseshoes up the a**, eh?

Talk about a scoop!

If it's any consolation to Lindsay, there wasn't one ghastly cactus bush in the vicinity to fall into!

But, the whole hilarious scenario begs the question.

Did the "Mean Girls" star fall off-the-wagon or is she just a lousy driver?

News at 11.

Or, on TMZ live at the dinner hour, tonight.

Later!

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Lindsay Lohan..."Reform School Girls" next? B Movie limbo...

 

 

Lately, Lindsay Lohan's life has started to emulate a bad B Movie script, don't 'ya think?

One minute, the sexy starlett is struggling with her sanity (some would prefer she be trussed up in a straight jacket pronto), the next - she's giving a Judge the finger (well - ten - actually).

Now, it appears that Ms. Lohan is either in rehearsal for a flick about "Reform School Girls" - or just maybe - she's auditioning for the juicy role of "Frances Farmer" in an upcoming film bio.

Who knows?

According to insiders, Ms. Lohan assaulted a staff member at the Betty Ford Clinic, during her (um) respite from the after-hours night-club scene - at a resort for the humbled elite - who tend to be drug-adled or prone to gulp down a drinkie-pooh (or two) a tad too ambitiously!

Say it ain't so, Lindsay!

At a Press Conference yesterday, authorities confirmed that they responded to a 911 call - at which time - an employee of the infamous Betty Ford Drug Rehab Center accused the troubled show-biz personality of physical battery.

On the heels of the scandalous outburst - behave now, bitches! - the worker was terminated apparently.

But, the unexpected turn-of-events, only added grease to the fire!

"Wrongfully terminated," a lawyer has lamented to all within earshot.

The legal eagle has argued that the filing of a police report does not rise to the level of a breach of confidentiality, after all.

Picky! Picky! Picky!

His client only seeks compensation for her injuries (and the insult), after all!

What position does management at the reputable Betty Ford Clinic take?

"The worker violated patient confidentiality by speaking with the media," a spokesperson asserted for the record, without batting a sober eye.

A little bird tells me Ms. Lohan may be trotting back to Court in the event the incident is construed as a breach of her probation.

News at 11!

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TMZ...pushing naughty envelope? Bieber beaver talk...

Is it me, or does TMZ appear to be subtly pushing the naughty envelope?

In a segment on Pop heartthrob Justin Bieber - caught en route at the airport (TMZ’s fave stalking ground) - the kids made mention of a past association with one of the Hanson boy-toys.

“Oh, that one Hanson kid gave the worst interview ever back in 1994,” piped up Harvey Levin (father-figure on the popular tabloid gossip show).

In a voice-over, laid over footage of Justin, a staff member joked that the heartthrob was just on the brink of pushing his way out of his mother’s “beaver” in 1994.

Perhaps it flew over the Fox censor's head?

But, if you’re a Canuck, you got the joke right off-the-bat.

In Canada, the raunchy social set refer to a woman’s anatomy - down under - as a “beaver".

If the powers-that-be at Fox were aware of it, would they have ordered a bleep?

Inquiring minds want to know.
 
 

 

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Steve Cojocaru...looking alot like Chastity Bono! TMZ antics...

One of the tabloid shows caught fashion designer Steve Cojocaru in an erotic mood on a busy Manhattan Street yesterday.

OMG!

Is it my warped mind, or is the style aficiando starting to look alot like the former Chastity Bono?

Cojocaru was silent (and unaware he was being oberserved) as he gazed on a handful of stunning IMAN  images in a display window at a retail outlet.

When the paparazzi drew closer they were taken aback.

The dizzy aloof designer was staring at the graphic image of a very large penis.

At this point, the slightly-out-of-it rag-pusher turned to camera and gushed his approval.

"It's perfect."

At this point, the naughty kids from TMZ (who else?) broke into a chorus of song.

"How much is that penis in the window!"

They're all a little wacky, if you ask me.

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Erin Andrews...Kids @ TMZ lament! She's a fu**ing Bit**!

Although TMZ has gotten a bit fluffy on the TV version (which airs at 7:30  nightly) occasionally the kids who do Harvey Levin's bidding trigger a guffaw or two.

For example, when a posse of TMZ staffers cornered Erin Andrews last night outside a nightclub, the moment appeared to be brimming with possibilities.

Bruno had just uttered up an "F" bomb in a passionate moment during the dazzling semi-finals broadcast - and if fate were to smile on them - a probe into her gut reaction might turn up a delicious coupe for the No. 1 tabloid-style gossip show.

But, try as they would, Erin was a tough hoe to row.

Wait a minute, did I get that backwards?

Well, you get the drift, I expect.

When one of the cub reporters asked the former news anchor what she thought of Bruno's naughty slip of the tongue, she shrugged in an annoyed fashion.

Where did this riff-raff come from, she appeared to be thinking to herself, as she gazed on them with disdain.

"Well, the remark wasn't aimed at me. So, I don't care," she snapped coldly.

From the look on her face, you'd think she was afraid she'd catch some dreaded social disease,  if she didn't keep her distance from these rude overbearing interlopers running interference during her festive night out on-the-town.

A couple of rapid-fire questions didn't manage to penetrate the Ice Queen either.

In the final analysis, Ms. Andrews came off a trifle standoffish.

A cold fish, was the impression I got.

Later, at the TMZ lair, three of the newsies in the bull room were asked one by one about their thoughts on her demeanor last night.

The poll was unanimous.

"Bit**," one twenty-something male blurted out when asked.

"Bit**," a female staffer added with an edge in her voice when the camera zoomed in on her.

"Bit**," another miffed employee piped up.

It was one of those precious TV moments that shall remain etched in my memory for many moons to come.

Just bitchin', dudes!

Meanwhile, Ms. Goody two-shoes returns next week to kick up her heels and scratch her way to glory.
 
 

 

 

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Pamela Anderson...drunken starlett stumbles out of Guys & Dolls! Sloppy seconds anyone?

Pamela's horizontal take on life!

Blond sexpot Pamela Anderson shocked onlookers when she stumbled out of Guys & Dolls nightclub in the wee hours this morning - dishevelled and out-of-control of her faculties - with nasty stains spotting the front of her ultra-tight chic party dress last night.

At one point, Pamela hid underneath her wild unruly mane of hair, as she was escorted to a waiting vehicle.

The tipsy top-heavy dance contestant should have called it a night.

Was the former Babewatch star just kicking up her heels (letting down her hair literally?) to release a little tension that had been mounting over the past week @  "Dancing with the Stars"?

Pamela narrowly missed being canned from the hit ABC show last round of the competition when she could barely pass muster with the viewing audience at home.

One gossip monger on a popular tabloid show was heard to mutter last night.

"It's the women. They don't like sluts like that," he spat out in disgust in so many words.

Another host on the tops ratings-getter was indignant about the unkind barb and stuck up for the former babe watch star.

"That's not true."

After her splashy night out on-the-town, Pam may have turned the corner in the regard now.

Maybe folks in middle America just wanted to give a true underdog (like Kate Gosselin) a chance instead of a big pampered Hollywood movie star?

Viewers at home were undoubtedly shocked when they caught sight of one video which captured a shot of  a man on top of the oiled-up starlett inside the night club trying to make out with her on the couch.

The panting horndog may have left some saliva behind on her chest in the wake of his animal passion!

Talk about sloppy seconds!

Want a go?

The line queues over there, dudes!

If a great dane jumped the dizzy dame last night, it's doubtful she would have been the wiser.

Not content to conjure up a big splash at the trendy watering hole, Pamela proceeded to make the rounds at Chateau Marmont Hotel (a notorious lair for night creatures and superstar party-heartiers) and Dominick's eatery.

Yeah, get some food into your stomach, Pam.

And, drinks lots of water; otherwise, you're going to be suffering with green gills and a splitting headache throughout the rest of the day.

Yeah, we've all been there!

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Tiger Text...application designed to self-destruct! Mission: possible...

 

Tonight, a software developer announced in the wake of sex scandals rocking the Nation, that his company has developed an application to "delete" text messages once the recipient has scanned the contents.

The creator conjured up the novel idea after it dawned on him one day that - for the most part - celebrities would not have been drawn into the glare of the nasty spotlight (and raked over the coals) if their text messages had not been "saved" or intercepted by unscrupulous gossip mongers out to make a fast buck.

Users will be able to set a timer to erase the incriminating text message within a specific time frame or on the heels of being perused.

Once the text has been "zapped" only the image of the tracks will remain.

When one woman was interviewed on-camera impromptu, she was asked how she would react if she spied the tell-tale text traces on her husband's cell.

"There would definitely be some issues to discuss, for sure," she snapped.

What would prompt her to take a peek into his private "lair"  in the first place?

Uh-huh!

Although the application is being called - "Tiger Text"  - the software manufacturer claims that golfer Tiger Woods did not inspire the product.

Do they think we were born yesterday?

No, just as green as the gold course, he'll be (triumphantly) returning to.

Fore!

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John Stamos...sexual addiction? TMZ getting warm...

Folks who tune in to TMZ are familiar with their sly modus operandi when it comes to celebrity scoops.

Harvey's young cubs usually stake out territory at one of the trendy bistros in West Hollywood, or the airport, then hunker down and wait for the golden opportunity to catch a celebrity on the fly in an embarrassing moment.

Usually, the ambush technique works.

If not, a full-frontal attack may net results, too.

More often-than-not, the snoops on the look-out for a scoop, will hurl a piece of bait - then pray - that it will land a morsel of juicy gossip.

In the case of a John Stamos, an opportunity slipped through their fingers, though.

For example, when one of the reporters from TMZ spied John heading in his direction on the street, he nonchalantly uttered up an observation.

"John, you're a handsome guy. How come you don't have a sexual addiction?"

An odd expression spread over his face before he shrugged and move on down the gauntlet.

That reaction should have been the tip off!

The truth of the matter?

Years ago, a male acquaintance confided in me - that one evening when he was out for a stroll in Hollywood - Stamos drove by and cruised him!

Before you could say - "easy pick up" - he was romping hot 'n heavy between the sheets with the sexy sitcom star.

Apparently, Stamos has an insatiable appetite for sex with studly males.

Unlike losers like Jesse James, the pretty boy actor is intelligent (and discreet) enough to keep his di** from getting caught in the wringer, fortunately.

And now for the big question.

Is Stamos a top or a bottom?

News at 11!

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Jennifer Lopez...shows off bu** crack @ the Grove!

Cougar scouts the terrain!

TMZ ambushed Jennifer Lopez yesterday when she was out on a shopping spree at the Grove (with a posse of handlers in tow).

Like many celebrities, cautious J. Lo was inclined to keep her distance, which hindered the photo op a tad for the aggressive media pups.

When the fleshy star catches sight of their revealing segment which broadcast this evening, she may be inclined to be more kissy-face next time Harvey's kids cross her path.

You know the old saying.

"You get a lot more with honey than vinegar."

As Jennifer was alighting into the backseat of the limo, a sharp paparazzi dude - quick on the uptake - managed to zoom in and get a bulls-eye view of her butt-crack!

The gossip hounds compared the ghastly sight to the grand canyon!

"The continental divide," another gossip monger guffawed.

Ouch!

It reminded me of the old joke.

"If you had a million dollars, what would you buy?"

"A new ass. Mine's cracked."

Rump roast anyone?

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Justin Bieber...butches up act on Jay Leno!

Was Justin Bieber intentionally transforming his squeaky-clean image, right before our very eyes on the Jay Leno show last night?

From this perch, it appeared that the teen sensation was trying to butch up his act.

When he strode up to take a seat next to Jay shortly after dancing up a storm to the beat of his new hit single, he revealed a cocky side, when he plunked down on the couch and tossed one foot up on the coffee table.

I sensed that the lack of manners, though a show of sudden butchness, may have ticked Leno off.

But, not one to turn his back on  a meal ticket, the congenial host proceeded to ignore the rude conduct.

Then, the young Canadian upstart surprised us all when he noted - with a straight face - that if he wasn't a performer he'd like to be mechanic.

Now, baby-faced Bieber was swaggering into sure-fire studly territory

Perhaps it was Justin's knee-jerk reaction to  a hilarious segment on TMZ last night which turned the spotlight on a web site that pays tribute to young lesbian women who are the spitting image of the pop idol.
The novel social hub features candid shots of lesbian women outfitted in tight t-shirts, straight-legged designer jeans, and requisite page boy "do". 

The web page is known for loving beaver - um - Bieber.

Chaz Bono eat your heart out!

The tom-boy look is all the rage among nubile lesbos, after all.

I wonder, do they strap their breasts down tight, or were the gals just flat-chested (like Justin) to begin with?

Bieber is basking in the glow of the phenomenal success of his new release My World 2.0.

It roared to the top of the charts after rustling up 230,000 sales.

The popular musical whiz is the youngest male solo artist to chart since Stevie Wonder in 1963.

The night before, Bieber put in an appearance on American Idol with image-maker USHER in tow.

"If you were a contestant on the show, could you handle Simon Cowell," Jay quizzed.

He laughed out loud and shook his head (in disgust?).

Piece of cake, obviously.

Bieber took everyone by surprise this week, when he bought out an established show-biz web site, lock stock and barrel.

The site - Bieber or Die - features a multitude of publicity stills of the pop singer.

And, some hilarious comedy sketches.

For instance, in one video he spouts off into the camera that a trendy nightclub turfed him out for being underage.

 "So, I bought the place. Turned it into a Chuck E. Cheese," he laughed hysterically into camera.

"I swim after I eat, too. I don't care," he mugged to the camera with an adorable pouty grin on his mug.

At this juncture, he jumped on his bicycle, and quipped to a pal.

"Let's go get a lollipop!"

Actually, he probably roared off in his new Range Rover.

Will success spoil Justin Bieber?

News at 11!

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TMZ...Harvey Levin to vote tea party! Octomom triggers switcherooo...

The glare of the spotlight turned on Harvey Levin tonight on TMZ when the O.J. Simpson afficionado lamented that he was going to go with the Tea Party!

Has the gossip referee on the popular mud fest finally warmed up to the swag-loving Queen of the party - Sarah Palin - or what?

Nope!

When a bit of scuttlebutt over Octomom's pending foreclosure became the subject of a gossip segment  - and some theorized the beleageured mom behind the eight ball might go for a bank loan to get herself out of the financial fix - he was livid.

The government bails out the banks with 1 Trillion Dollars.

Then, she gets a hand out?

"No way," he wailed in so many words.

"I'm going with the tea party," he exclaimed with a smug look of satisfaction on his face.

There must be something pretty potent in Harvey's cup to make his brain so fuzzy, eh?

Maybe he'll sober up in the morning!

Me?

I take a wide berth around the political terrain whenever possible.

In fact, when folks ask me if I am a Democrat or a Republican, I quip:

"I'm Canadian."

I'd rather focus on entertainment news (&  titillating gossip) - and grace my web pages instead - with sizzling hot bodacious babes (like super model Heidi Klum) and studly dudes like Kellam Lutz.

How 'bout you?

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Heidi Klum...binging & purging? Top Model still sizzling hot!

A couple of the kids on TMZ attempted to quiz Heidi Klum about her thoughts on the Health Insurance Reform Bill on Rodeo Drive but she wasn't biting.

Well, not on that tidbit.

But, the shapely top Model has no qualms about diving into  crusty cheese-laden piece of sizzling hot pizza as the paparazzi gaze on hungrily.

In fact, it appears that Heidi is inclined to cram all manner of nasty junk foods in her yap without batting a pretty eyelash or worrying about the consequences.

How does she do it?

The top model doesn't struggle with weight gain problems.

That's a given!

Here's the insider scoop straight from the chauffeur's mouth.

Shortly after Heidi strolls by the paparazzi (chowing down with abandon on a mouth-watering piece of chocolate or what-have-you) she slips into the plush back seat of the limo purring at the curb and spits the high-calorie cud into a silver champagne bucket.

No kidding!

Unless, it's done with mirrors.

Inquiring minds want to know!

In addition to swimsuits, Heidi stunning in designer threads, too!

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The Oscars...Black face scramble! TMZ & George Lopez poke fun...

Perhaps, you noticed it too, when you were chomping down on a tasty snack at home as you caught the 82nd Annual Oscar Cermonies on the old boob tube.

Whenever an African-American actor nabbed a coveted gold statue on Sunday night, cameramen on duty at the live broadcast, would swing into frenzied action in search of a "Black face" for a reaction shot at the Kodak Theatre.

The motley TMZ crew (with a nod of approval from host Harvey Levin) - and even TV hot-shot George Lopez - had a field day with that one last night on their respective shows in the wake of the fiasco.

"They even zoomed in on Samuel L. Jackson when the winner for best supporting actress was called out.  And, he wasn't even in 'Precious'," they chortled.

In fact, one gossip-monger joked that they must have been running out of African-American faces to feature.

"Gosh, they kept broadcasting close-ups of Jackson, so desperate were they."

"Oh, he looked so amused.

"Not another shot of me", he seemed to be lamenting with a slight sneer on his face," another quipped as he let out a load guffaw.

So, if you were a black performer in the A-list circle up front, 'ya got a lot of kissy-face-time with American viewers and foreigners around the tuned-in planet.

Talk about photo ops!

I have a suggestion for the Academy of Motion Pictures!

Next year - to ensure the camera-men don't come up empty-handed (and God forbid, are forced to take a shot of a Latino or a White person) - maybe they should have some stock footage ready of Sidney Poitier with a caption below noting that he was the first African-American male to win an Oscar.

Or, be at-the-ready to broadcast a dusty old photograph of Hattie McDaniel, with a poignant voice-over tribute (thanking her  for paving the way for black folks come Oscar-time).

A bit of history to the mix might add a bit of perspective (and class)  to the ceremonies, don't 'ya think?

 'Til next year!

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Casey Johnson...death due to natural causes! Diabetes complications...

Although there was a lot of wild speculation and gossip raging in the wake of the sudden mysterious demise of heiress Casey Johnson, the city Coroner has determined that the media celebrity actually died of diabetes complications.

A preliminary investigation by the LAPD previously found nothing to infer that Ms. Johnson - heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune - died of anything but natural causes.

In recent months, Johnson - a stunning beauty often caught up in the glare of the spotlight - gained some notoriety by virtue of a lesbian relationship with TV Reality star, Tia Tequila.

Johnson passed away on January 4th, and was the daughter of the New York Jets owner, Woody Johnson.

Hilton girls packed up Casey's personal effects

Heiress & Reality TV star Tia Tequila

Dr. Conrad Murray...LAPD bowing to pressure? No surrender, yet...

I reported earlier today (and two days ago) that Dr. Conrad Murray flew into LA LA LAND on his own hard-earned buck ready to surrender to the LAPD on a charge (in some degree) of murder.

I noted in those posts that there was an outcry from family members who raged that Michael Jackson's physician was, in essence, rustling up special treatment by virtue of his lawyer's slick behind-the-scenes maneuvering.

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In particular, Jackson's sister was quite vocal about the fact that the LAPD had no qualms hand-cuffing Michael when he was arrested on alleged child molestation charges (in the midst of a demeaning public spectacle).

Consequently she wondered aloud to all within earshot - why Dr. Murray was  not facing the same routine arrest - like any other citizen being charged and prosecuted for a crime.

In all the reports I have sifted through, I haven't been able to turn up one good reason why Murray should be entitled to turn himself  in to the LAPD,  in the man prescribed  by his lawyers.

If you recall, Jackson's physican has been accused of administering a controlled substance in a lethal dose without following appropriate protocol.

Red-faced reps on both sides have agreed on one thing for sure:

No surrender, yet!

News at 11.

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Dr. Conrad Murray...Jackson doc surrenders to police @ 1:30 p.m. today!

Michael didn't need to die!

Dr. Conrad Murray ready to face music!

Day before last I reported that Dr. Conrad zMurray (who confessed to administering a lethal dose of Propofol to Michael Jackson which resulted in his untimely demise in June of 2009) flew to Los Angeles to surrender to the LAPD.
 
Post:  02/03/10

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Today, sources have confirmed that Dr. Murray will turn up at the Police Station this afternoon to hand himself in to authorities with lawyers by his side (Friday February 5th).

For several weeks rumors have floated out of the inner sanctum at the Law Enforcement Agency that charges of involuntary manslaugher - at a minimum - were about to brought against the troubled doctor who was last seen with Michael just shortly before his death.

Meanwhile, some controversy arose in recent days, over the  the manner of arrest proposed.

Lawyers for the doctor were anxious to have their client turn himself in without the necessity of a formal arrest which would have included handcuffing amidst a swirl of paparazzi (in what would have amounted to a media circus) charging in for candid shots.

On the other side of the coin, concerned individuals complained that Dr. Conrad Murray - in a self-surrender scenario - would appear to be getting special treatment.

Even heiress Paris Hilton was once forced to endure the demeaning process while the world looked on.

Defence lawyers and law enforcement officials apparently reached an accord behind the scenes, and so, the good doctor is slated to appear before a Judge for a brief hearing at 1:30 p.m.

Sources close to the court proceedings have conjectured that the hearing will be video-taped.

Law enforcement officials previously revealed that prosecutors planned to charge the doctor with involuntary manslaughter on the grounds that he allegedly gave Michael  the powerful anaesthetic to help him sleep without following proper protocol (which ultimately led to his death).

Michael Jackson's family have lamented that an involuntary manslaughter charge amounts to just a slap on the wrist.

News at 11!

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