Circumcision...ballot issue in next San Francisco election! Unkindest cut of all?

A couple of weeks ago, I penned a post on the controversy over circumcision raging in ballsy San Francisco (and the bold-faced effort to out-law the practice).

On that occasion, I focused on a handful of the issues from an uncircumcised man's point of view.

Post: 06/20/2011
http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/06/circumcisionflap-over-unkindest-cut-in.html

Over the past twenty-four hours major news outlets have been reporting that supporters (who refer to themselves as "intactivists") have rustled up enough signatures to place the issue on the ballot in the upcoming election in November.

The American Academy of Pediatrics - who have not taken sides in the heated debate - have issued a press release in which they underscored that circumcision has both risks and benefits and that parents should be given all the information available to make an informed educated decision about - what I refer to as - the "unkindest cut" of all.

A spokesperson for "Intact America" asserts that the issue is a human rights one.

"All people, male and female, are entitled to body integrity and nobody - for any reason - has the right to cut off part of another person's body when that person is too young to understand and to consent," Georganne Chapin noted for the record from their offices in recent days.

The group has argued - in a nutshell - that under bioethical principles, parental consent for medical treatment should only be permitted if the treatment being considered will save the life or health of the child. Circumcision is not medically necessary, according to "Intact America", and therefore violates those principles.

The risks involved with circumcision include loss of protective function of the foreskin, a bent penis, sexual dysfunction, and loss of sexual satisfaction.

In contrast, a lecturer at Harvard School of Public Health argues that circumcision is good for health reasons.

"Circumcision prevents HIV and penile cancer in men. It also reduces the risk of several sexually transmitted diseases in both men and women (including syphilis and herpes and cervical cancer in women)," according to Daniel Halperin at the Harvard International Health Department.

"Urinary tract infections in infants are about ten times less likely if the boy has been circumcised," he also asserted.

So, I rest the case.

Voters will decide in November if the foreskin should be "left alone" or tossed out with the umbilical cord.

God Bless the child that doesn't make the cut!

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Circumcision...flap over "unkindest cut" in San Francisco! For pleasuring foreskin best!

A big flap over "to cut" or "not to cut" has caused erupted into a huge uproar in San Francisco in recent days.

Of course, I am referring to the unkindest cut of all, circumcision!

The controversy arose when a posse of well-meaning self-styled sex-perts launched an initiative on the November ballot in the upcoming election to ban the procedure (often conducted within hours of the screaming baby's birth).

In a knee-jerk reaction, opponents filed a lawsuit on the grounds that the measure is anti-Semitic, a threat to the religious freedom of Jews and Muslims, and an infringement on parental and medical rights.

Attorneys for the plaintiffs also argue that current law prohibits local Government from restricting medical procedures.

Hogwash!

The SFMGM bill  is necessary to "protect all infants and children in San Francisco from pain and harm caused by forced genital cutting (and damage ranging from excruciating pain, nerve destruction, loss of normal, natural, and functional tissue, infection, disfigurement, and sometimes death," according to supporters.

I agree!

After all, I have first-hand knowledge when it comes to the issue of circumcision.

Because I was born in Canada in the fifties, I was not circumcised.

In retrospect, I count by blessings!

Frankly, I feel sorry for males who were forced to go under the knife without their permission.

In fact, a handful of male friends who were circumcised as children, have confided that they feel they have suffered a loss of sexual satisfaction in their adult life because of the barbaric practice routinely performed in North America.

Personally, I can't imagine how dudes "get off" without a foreskin!

When uncircumcised males manipulate their skin up-and-down over the head of the penis - the sensual pleasure is so great - that they just about go through the roof in a moment of sheer ecstasy.

In contrast, male buddies have moaned that if they don't use a little lube - not only will they chaff the skin on the end of their precious cock - but it is doubtful they will be able to blow their load!

Uncircumcised guys are lucky a hatchet man didn't snip their foreskin off at birth!

Just think about it.

It should be obvious to any fool - that if a male trots around all day with the "bare" head of his penis rubbing against his underwear or slacks - that it's bound to get "desensitized".

In contrast, an "uncut" dude's cock remains protected 24/7 to his erotic advantage.

For example, once the skin rolls back, the head of the penis is so sensitive to touch that it quivers with excitement.

Blow-jobs are phenomenal, believe me!

Years ago, I was strolling down a street in West Hollywood, when a rep for a local talk show invited me to be a part of the televsion audience.

As it turned out, circumcision was the topic of discussion.

A couple of guests on the panel swore up-and-down - that because they were circumcised at birth - they weren't experiencing all the sexual pleasure their uncut counterparts were.

"I was butchered," one lamented to all within earshot.

Understandably, when I stood up and gushed about how sexually satisfying my life was with foreskin, the audience was "sold".

The general consensus in the studio that day?

"Leave a kid's damn penis alone!"

Amen!

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Dave Letterman...Sean Diddy Combs cock tease! Sex-texting makes host blush!

Dave has elegant taste in ties!

The guest segment was titillating, to say the least.

And, right out of the starter's gate - shortly after Sean Diddy Combs alighted on Dave's couch - his "glassy-eyed" stare said it all.

The controversial front man was high on something.

Just maybe, that was why he was in such a horny mood, eh?

What else would account for his diarrhea of the mouth on the subject of sex-texting?

Was he so oblivious to the fact he was embarrassing Letterman - who turned beet red a few minutes into the jaw-dropping in-your-groin chat - by openly gossiping about Brett Favre's addictive past-time of  exposing his penis on a communication device?

"Actually, if you use a certain Blackberry at a  particular angle, it makes your penis look bigger," he wickedly pointed out to Dave.

"So, of course, you're going to want to show it off to everyone," he blurted out with a suggestive grunt.
Ooops!

What do they say about loose lips sinking ships?

A comment about "fish eye" lenses underscored that Sean Diddly Combs has  undoubtedly been  experimenting with the possibilities.

Fortunately, unlike Diddy, I don't need any props to entice potential lovers.

Maybe folks are mistaken.

Once you've had Black - in the case of Bo Diddy Combs, anyway - you always go back?

At this point, Combs touted the notion - that spicing things up with lovers - was a sexy way to keep the juices flowing.

Do 'ya suppose he has to take Viagra, too?

When Dave dragged out a publicity still of Combs standing astride a likeness of the pop star at Madame Tussuad's Museum, he waxed poetic.

"I've got my double at Tussuad's, and a star on the Hollywood strip, so I feel like showing off my penis right now," he joked, half-seriously.

In addition, the black rapper had some words of advice to nubile novices, to avoid scandal or too much "exposure" on the National tabloid news outlets.

"Cut off the head, though. Just show your naked body from the neck down," he dead-panned to the rapt audience who sat stone-faced and shocked by the racy explicit dialogue.

"How many of you haven't shown your naked body parts to a loved one," he quizzed, at this juncture.

There wasn't any show of hands, so just maybe, studio fans were also caught with their dicks - and what-have-you - in the wringer, too.

Gotcha!

Dave worried about the radiation.

"I wouldn't want to show my thing," he adamantly stated for the record.

"I feel for Favre. He's a great pro ball player," Combs gushed in response, in so many words.

"So, if he wants to share his naked penis on his cell, that's okay by me," he continued non-plussed.

"But I thought it was kind of a mass mailing," Letterman quipped - at which point - the guests in the stands roared.

"It was kind-of like - 'Here it is' - Dave guffawed.

"Anyone want it?"

Oh boy, nothing worse than sloppy seconds!

Sean Diddy Combs anxious to show off penis

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West Hollywood...dyke Sheriff with big swinging di**! Stick to softball...

There is nothing worse that a dyke meter-maid on a bicycle - especially when they are stalking a potential victim to meet their quota for the day - in gay gluch in West Hollywood.

These low-life hefty bags are under the impression they’ve got big swinging di**s between their legs!

And, if you happen to have the misfortune to be riding in traffic behind one of these two-ton piglets, the ugly sight of rolls of fat hanging over the bicycle seat are enough to make anyone with the strongest stomach puke.

Today, I caught sight of one who obviously had an IQ of about 2.

And, all the personality of a slug.

In spite of the fact motorists were either paid-up at the meter, or protected by a handicapped tag in their windshield,, she stood in the street staring at drivers (awaiting to alight or drive on) sure there must be something wrong that might warrant a ticket.

This especially rang true in respect to a white gay male minding his own business as he waited for a male friend to finish up shopping and return to the car.

It was obvious from where I stood that the man-hater with the psychological problems was suffering from a severe case of penis envy!

Yeah, strapping a dildo on, doesn’t quite do it.

Eh, , diesel Jane?
 
Why don't they stick with softball?

 
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Steve Cojocaru...looking alot like Chastity Bono! TMZ antics...

One of the tabloid shows caught fashion designer Steve Cojocaru in an erotic mood on a busy Manhattan Street yesterday.

OMG!

Is it my warped mind, or is the style aficiando starting to look alot like the former Chastity Bono?

Cojocaru was silent (and unaware he was being oberserved) as he gazed on a handful of stunning IMAN  images in a display window at a retail outlet.

When the paparazzi drew closer they were taken aback.

The dizzy aloof designer was staring at the graphic image of a very large penis.

At this point, the slightly-out-of-it rag-pusher turned to camera and gushed his approval.

"It's perfect."

At this point, the naughty kids from TMZ (who else?) broke into a chorus of song.

"How much is that penis in the window!"

They're all a little wacky, if you ask me.

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Christina Aguilera..."Bionic" music release! Puppetry of Penis...

Last night Christina Aguilera was spotted at a Los Angeles performance of the theatrical stage hit "Puppetry of the Penis".

On the heels of the frenzied high-profile outing (excited paparazzi jockeyed for photo ops) the sensual DIVA noted that her spanking (!) new album - "Bionic" - was slated for release on June 8th (2010).

Fans were thrilled to hear the lead single - "Not Myself Tonight" - will premiere on her Official Web Site on March 30th (next week).

For a while it appeared Aguilera was content to rest on her laurels musically-speaking (in view of the fact her last album "Back to Basics" was released over four years ago).

The sexy chanteuse - with a flair for flesh & fashion - categorized the musical musings this way in a press release:

"It's electronic with organic elements that range from the playful to the introspective."

"It is something I don't think anyone will expect. I am so excited for my fans to hear the new sound."

The upcoming release includes creative interactions with Ladytron, Sia, Hill & Switch, and Le Tigre.

One ballad - "Lift Me Up" - was written by Linda Perry
(a former collaborator).

Aguilera is expected to wow movie audiences when she struts across the silver screen in the upcoming release - Burlesque - in which she stars opposite legendary Pop Icon Cher.

Will Aguilera's new CD offering out-sell "Back to Basics"?

Sales peaked @ 1,694,000 at last count.

New at 11!

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San Francisco...gay blades on the prowl! How to snag one...

Twist on Colt 45!

If you stroll around the Castro district and slip into a popular eatery for a bite to eat - or flip through a local rag - it becomes obvious to the astute observer with the keen ear and eye what is important to most upwardly mobile gay men in the hilly picturesque climbs here.

For starters - grooming and appearance are tantamount - to ensure a full dance card.

Shortly after I arrived in town, I took a glance in the mirror one morning and was aghast at how unruly my curly locks had become almost overnight.

Well, at least I have a headful of the lustrous stuff, eh?

Samson would be envious!

The locals tend to keep their strands close-cropped - or shave the head altogether - for a decidedly kept-up (kept?) look that definitely appeals (to other dudes in the Castro especially).

The cost of haircuts underscore their value, too.

In spite of the fact a Frisco resident keeps the cut quite short - and a trim takes about a second or two to finesse - no one here blinks at the $25 charge that most barbers (hairstylist sounds too prissy for the butch crowd here) ring up on the cash register with little aplomb.

Personally, I balked.

At a couple of the trendy salons I zip into down south in LA LA LAND, I usually pay considerably less.

The body electric is of paramount importance to the socially-correct, too.

While WeHo gym bunnies tend to toss on threads that reveal their buffed bods to the max (usually in solids in bold eye-catching colors) fashion savvy peacocks here tend to toss on jeans, shirts, and jacket combos in a designer vein predominatly crafted in chic sexy fabrics and hues that attract, arouse, whatever!

San Franciscans, known for their in-your-face gaeity, have no qualms about putting emphasis on what's going on beneath the perceived image, either.

After all, cleanliness and robust sexual health, are prerequisites for the active man-about-town.

So, I was not surprised when I spotted an ad for a web site known as:

 http://www.healthypenis.org/

Here, they keep a watchful eye on what's going on below theubiquitous belt (get their pipes cleaned, if necessary).

No barnacles on bottoms in Frisco proper.

How about yours?

I chuckled at the ad for "emergency" tans I spied one day while wolfing down my oatmeal at cozy Orphan Andy's.

http://www.mygaygo.com/

In the event a hot date saunters into the picture unexpectedly out-of-the-blue (with all the tourists flowing in and out of town it's bound to be more the norm than not) a dash of color and a quick douche perk up the confidence and mood of the man-on-the go who needs an edge to make headway over the competition.

In the alternative, a fat wallet will do.

At breakfast, tidbits of conversation zinging non-stop over my sleepy head, piqued my curiousity too.

Some fellas in the neighborhood wondered amongst themselves if the local meter maid bothered to determine if a car parked haplessly in front of a driveway belonged to the owner of the house

"My neighbor keeps parking in front of mine. What should I do," one handsome thirty-something male wailed.

In WeHo, they'd call the cops, 'fer sure.

Here, they are so genteel, that they're afraid to upset the unspoken golden rules.

Which reminds me, these well-turned out dudes, all act so cool!

I suppose every single guy (married ones, too) are potential bedmates, so they wisely mind their P's and Q's.

After all, after the midnight hour - when a bevy of drinkie-poohs have jolted the sensibilities and obliterated normal mores - pure unadulterated raw (anonymous) sex may be what's in order.

Therapists say that a potent sexual release often provides welcome relief from the hectic day's pent up tension and frustration which might otherwise cloy beneath the surface making one cranky.

Heh, it just hit me like a bolt of lightening.

Maybe,  that's why San Francisco males are so easy-going.

Unlike the prudes back east or to the north, they're constantly humming from that daily hunk of loving.

Gay studs pine to croon!

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Matt Lauer...penis envy?

Matt, a suit showing off a little basket is more preferable!

Today show staff traipsed over to the Art Institute one day this past week to try their hand at sketching the human form.

One of the nude male models - strategically set into frame to avoid any "x-rated" footage popping (!) up on camera - allegedly was hung like a horse.

Lauer was asked if he felt intimidated.

"No," he quipped, as his eyes fell to the crotch area of the uninhibited young stud.

"A bit jealous, perhaps."

I expect Matt's subject was "a shower".

Or, just maybe, the young hottie was aroused by Lauer's attentive gaze at his manhood.

Some dudes are into "daddy-types", after all!

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Prince William...naked manhood gets nod! Prefer un-cut version?

A couple of days ago, I was cruising the net when I spied a link screaming about risque nude shots of the "Royal" phallus.

Apparently, due to an overzealous photographer, Will's willy was caught on film - in all its delicious bang-on glory - when the Princely stud was taking an innocent whiz out-of-doors.

Like thousands of other frenzied bloodhounds online, I scrambled to get a glimpse of the future King's manhood.

But, my hopes were quickly dashed.

Every link I excitedly pounced on didn't pan out.

For example, video clips that signaled the way, faded to black when I hit the play button.

On at least two occasions, the computer screen simply went kaput when I clicked on a link.

The scrumptious shots were either a complete fallacy - or - the Royals simply got to the naughty snaps first and snatched 'em up from public view.

Or, so I thought.

Sources informed me last night that the nude stills of the Prince's "Johnson" are available on pay-per-view web sites.

That's right, if you're prepared to cough up a few coins of the realm, you'll be able to get up-close and personal with the Royal Jewels.

One spy gushed that the handsome young stud's pen** is graced with a large mushroom head.

Another, uttered in astonishment, that the handsome bachelor was circumcised!

Apparently, Lady Di spared the lads the unkindest cut of all, when the boys were babes in arms.

However, after the Princess of Wales passed away, William allegedly succumbed to the knife.

The heart-throb underwent a delicate operation to snip the outer skin from his - um - blue blood member.

At the urging of the Queen, I expect.

No, silly.

Elizabeth the 2nd!

Since he was a teen at the time of the ritual (I say, ordeal!) I can only utter up one insightful comment.

Ouch!

I trust that after the Doc performed the nasty deed, young William avoided young ladies (or dudes) with buck teeth - or braces on 'em - at least!

I wonder, is it easier slipping on a condom now?