Ben Affleck...ambushed by Zsa Zsa's husband for photo op! Bennifer obliges!

One of the gossip tabloids flashed a publicity still of Ben Affleck and Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband across the old boob tube last evening which caused quite a hoot around the country.

In the candid shot a photographer captured Prince Von Anhalt beaming with his arm around Affleck.

In contrast, the actor's demanour was somewhat somber.

In fact, the expression on his face spoke volumes.

In his mind, he appeared to be crying-the-blues:

"I'd rather have 'em call me Bennifer, than be taking a photograph for posterior - um - posterity with this European joker!"

The inside scoop on the odd bedfellows?

Apparently, the film company has rented Zsa Zsa's estate for the setting of Affleck's latest flick.

My sources have been whispering that the "Prince" has been twisting arms to drum up a cameo role on the project.

News at 11!

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Anderson Cooper...Kim Kardashian's ass! Serious journalist? Or, slow news day!

Pint-sized News Anchor - Anderson Cooper - obviously takes pride in the fact that he is known as a - um - respected journalist to be taken seriously.

If that is the case, then why did he open a segment of his top-rated broadcast last night with a fluff piece on Kim Kardashian's "ass"?

Was it a slow news day or was Coop's "eye" on potential ratings?

News at 11!



Kardashian "rump" roasted!

Entertainment Tonight...Mark Steines hunk dances! Mary Hart's send-off celebration!

If you've been channel-surfing this past week, then you've obviously been assaulted with a myriad of blurbs announcing Mary Hart will host her last segment of Entertainment Tonight tomorrow evening.


Today, I bolted upright when I caught sight of host - Mark Steines - dancing up a storm in a sneak preview of the big celebrations which will feature Mary's co-workers on the podium over the years at the highly-rated Entertainment tabloid-style show.

What a hunk!
In the event Ms. Hart is not your cup of tea (years ago one viewer actually tried to sue Ms. Hart and Entertainment Tonight on the grounds that her voice ricocheting over the airwaves each night grated on their nerves) then tune in to catch Steines.

In addition to being a smooth dancer capable of shaking his booty with the best of them, Steines is also a snappy dresser worth emulating, dudes..

Readers may recall that Mark was named on my 10 Best-Dressed Men list for 2010.

Post: 01/01/2011

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Catch the memorable show if you can!

Mary, good luck with your new endeavours!

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Robert Pattinson...puts bite on Kristen Stewart! "Promise Ring" a stunner!

 

The fairty-tale romance of Wills & Kate - and the much-anticipated upcoming Royal Wedding - has stirred up passionate pangs in young Lotharios around the globe.

Was that what inspired Robert Pattinson to put the bite on Kristen Stewart last night at the premiere of the hunky Brit's new flick "Water For Elephants"?

According to the paparazzi, Robert and Kristen - not only dove into a waiting limousine together after the screening - but were spied falling into each other's arms for a bit of heavy kanoodling!

Was Kristen simply rewarding Robert for giving it the old College try?

For his acting - in the new feature-length release - silly!

No doubt Pattinson's intentions are nothing short of honorable, though, when you consider this week's latest tabloid fodder.

Allegedly, the popular hearththrob - who broke into the stratosphere big time in the "Twilight" vampire franchise - wowed his pretty Miss with a pricey sparkler as a "promise" to follow through on his unwavering romantic intentions.

The sexy suitor surprised Kristen with rose-gold bling - studded with dazzling diamonds - which set Pattinson back a whopping $17,000.00.

A handler, who chose to remain anonymous, whispered on the sidelines that not only is Robert a mature young man with sincere intentions - but also, a Vampire - once-on-the-prowl and now ready to settle down with a special lady.

Is a trot down the aisle in Kristen's future?

Or, do Robert & Kristen intend to make a mad dash to City Hall - out-of-the-blue - to make it official before the prying press can catch wind of the intensifying relationship?

News at 11!

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Lindsay Lohan...cooking therapeutic! Trial looms on horizon!

Lindsay on path to recovery!

 

On a rare occasion, troubled starlet - Lindsay Lohan - threw open her doors and invited a film crew in to shoot an exclusive interview with "Extra" (Tabloid News Show).

In recent days, her handlers have run interference with the press - especially when it came to one-on-one interviews - in view of pending legal matters before the court.

In the comfy environs of her home near the beach, the "Mean Girls" star let it slip - for starters - that she loves to cook.

"I find it so therapeutic," she fessed up matter-of-fact.

The stylish sexpot doesn't appear to be packing on any extra flab, in spite of tasting the dishes, during the course of whipping 'em up.

In fact, in contrast to drug-addled bad-boy - Charlie Sheen - Ms. Lohan looked fresh-faced and relaxed as she spoke candidly before the camera.

Lohan, about half-way through the tell-all, was quick to underscore that she's anxious to get back to meaningful work.

Of course, that tough proposition will depend on the power-players in Tinsel Town (is she an insurance risk?) and a Judge presiding over an upcoming trial which looms on the horizon in respect to a felony charge of grand theft.

Ms. Lohan is quite adamant that she intends to "face the music" - and a take a shot at a played-out court-room drama - rather than accept a plea bargain which includes a stint at the local jail.

The ball may be in the recovering addict's court, though.

Over the weekend, it was revealed that her accusers may have sold an incriminating piece of evidence in the case (a video which allegedly caught Lohan in the act of lifting a one-of-a-kind piece of jewellery valued at $2500.00) which may have harmed their credibility and tainted the prospects of a guilty verdict at trial.

There may be some wiggle room for Ms. Lohan, after all!

News at 11!

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Charlie Sheen "winning"?

Victoria Beckham...mystery of implants solved! Baby makes four!



The tongues started to wag wildly when Victoria Beckham's handlers announced that the Pop Diva - the soccer stud's wife - was having her breast implants removed.

Were the body-building bust enhancers leaking or posing a potential health hazzard?

In the midst of a wave of frenzied speculation - Beck's better-half finally spilled the beans to all within earshot - over what must have been a very long weekend.

The pretty couple are expecting their fourth child.

A bundle of joy isn't so foreboding now, is it?

More like a welcome gaggle of giggles.

Congrats to Posh Spice and Becks!

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Making Babies
(he shootsl! he scores!)

Paris Hilton...Cocaine possession shocker! Limo driver a handy-man?

C'est la Vie!

One of my golden girls has fallen!

Just the other day, on the heels of reporting that Paris Hilton was victimized by an intruder who waved knives at her in a menacing way during a failed burglarly attempt, I was inclined to take the opportunity to rave about the classy way she's handled herself in recent days.

But, that image was short-lived!

Last night - the bar-hopping socialite - was arrested and booked for the big "C" (cocaine) in "Sin" city. (Las Vegas/NV).

When an alert cop caught a whiff of pugnent marijuana allegedly wafting from the open windows of a luxury vehicle chauffering Ms. Hilton around town, he flipped the siren on pronto and instructed the driver to pull over.

In contrast to the Lindsay Lohan flap which went down a few weeks ago, the Paris drama unfolded with little fanfare.

The pretty little rich girl was booked into the slammer, then quickly released..

Sources tittered that the chauffeur was cuffed and taken into custody - too - so I expect that tongues will be wagging all over the Internet at breakneck speeed this weekend.

Is the driver a supplier (drug dealer) or just a main squeeze who doubles as a chauffeur-cum-bodyguard (general all-round cook and bottle-washer)?

Will a trumped-up charge be forthcoming?

Or, can the spoiled heiress expect to be showered with celebrity justice?

News at 11!

She loves the night life!

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Zsa Zsa Gabor..Paparazzi frenzy during release from Hospital! Eerie Hilton experience!

Amidst a flurry of flash bulbs and prying eyes, the former Queen of the talk-show circuit (famous for being famous) exited the hospital yesterday afternoon and returned home to Bel Air - not by elegant Rolls Royce moving at a fast clip through the tony environs of the exclusive enclave - but by ambulatory vehicle instead.

Ms. Gabor suffered a physical mishap at home a few weeks ago (she allegedly fell out of bed and injured herself while attempting to answer the telephone) which required a hip replacement and a stint at a local medical facility for about four weeks or so.

Currently, Ms. Gabor is on the mend.

When the legendary celebrity was first admitted to the hospital, news of her unexpected misfortune streaked around the globe.

In fact, for a day or so, Gabor found herself in the enviable positon (whether she consciously knew it or not) of  being in a fluctuating trending mode - in a medium somewhat foreign to her - as fans and celebrity gossips monitored every update on her medical condition at popular web-sites such as Yahoo and Twitter.

At that time, I was inclined to post an article on her hospitalization along with a career profile.

Post: 08/06/10

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Curiously, after mentioning the star's brief marriage to Conrad Hilton, I experienced a sort-of paranormal event which was quite startling.

One evening I was idly watching TV in my hotel room - when the images went out-of-whack - and a ghostly apparition filled the screen.

At this juncture, a distorted voice (a high-pitched frequency is the best way to describe it) from beyond this dimension, appeared to be trying to communicate with me.

For some inexplicable reason, I felt that the Hotelier was reaching out to me in spirit.

That suspicion was later validated (?) when the cable network I was originally viewing - proceeded to broadcast a biography on Conrad Hilton - a short time later!

Eerie!

Conrad Hilton

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Chelsea Clinton...ties knot in chi-chi enclave amidst celebrity guests! July 31st!

Chelsea to don designer gown fashioned in snow white!

(though not a Virgin)

Quaint Rhineback

(New York)

To the locals, it is being hailed as the wedding of the century.

Nothing but the best for Daddy's little girl!

Though a fresh-faced beauty now, Americans may recall those awkward days in the glare of the spotlight at the White House, when it wasn't always so for the once-gangly young teen who blossommed into womanhood a pretty young woman nonetheless.

Did a surgeon's hand play any part in it?

Of course, I am referring to Chelsa Clinton, the daughter of a former U.S. President.

After a long sensible courtship, Chelsea and her reliable beau - Marc Mezvinsky - are finally headed for wedded bliss on July 31st.

In many respects, the much-anticipated union, is nothing short of a fairy tale in the making.

The handscome couple have chosen to tie-the-knot amdist the luxurious trappings of an exquisite turn-of-the-century estate designed to resemble the Grand Trianon at Versailles.

The Beaux Arts mansion, set atop a high bluff, was built by legendary tycoon John Jacob Astor IV.

In spite of the fact there has been a bold-faced attempt to shroud the high-profile union of the two celebrated families in secrecy, as usual, insiders "in-the-know" have managed to feret out enough details to satiate the hunger of the locals and media hounds craving juicy gossip about all the delicious goings-on in their midst.

Terrapin Restaurant, a popular watering hole in the heart of town, will cater the rehearsal dinner.

There are sure to be ample generous servings of the prime dish (horseradish-encrusted Ahi tuna with miso aioli) to feed the inner circle (a picky lot, by the way) according to sources.

Although the guest list is top secret, it is rumored that President Obama and 1st Lady Michelle have been offered the opportunity to breeeze into town to catch the nupitals under the close scrutiny and watchful eyes of a top-notch detail of seasoned FBI security personnel.

White House staff swear up-and-down that the President will not attend, though.

Ted Turner, feisty talk-show host Oprah Winfrey, and politico Barbra Streisand - are allegedly on the guest list - alongside respected film director Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw.

I guess my invitation must have been waylaid by gremlins at the U.S. Post Office.

Rhinebeck has been dubbed “the Hamptons of the North."

And, is a paparazzi heaven.

Over the years, locals (approximately nine-thousand residents swell the ranks in the quaint Gatsby-style enclave) have managed to quietly mingle with the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker, Uma Thurman (Kill Bill), and Drew Barrymore (without much fuss).

On the heels of titillating leaks, enterprising gossip hounds have managed to fan the media frenzy, that do the professional proud.

For example, insiders are whispering that a slew of guests will be hunkering down at the Beekman Arms (a ninety-minute drive from the town) which is a Bill & Hillary mainstay when it comes to wining and dining the celebrated elite.

Because Amtrak rattles through the Hudson River side of Astor Courts, a neighbor has speculated, that the wedding party may snap up all available lounge cars to comfortably ferry guests to and from their tony Manhattan digs just two hours south.

Or, was that just a red herring tossed out, to throw snoops off the track?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Chelsea wisely stayed out of dirty politics!

Slick Willy's top campaign contributor invited!

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Lindsay Lohan...shuns process server's papers at courthouse! Sued again!

Lindsay in happier days!

Frenzied paparazzi and media hounds from quite a few of the top news agencies around the country, swarmed like sharks down at the Beverly Hills Courthouse bright-and-early today, in a desperate effort to snatch up juicy tidbits about Lindsay Lohan and her morning appearance in court to face charges on a potential probation violation.

That hearing was no piece of cake for the troubled actress, for starters.

In fact, at one point, the Judge was forced to move for a recess, to satisfy a request by the prosecutor.

Apparently, Linday's attorney was prepared to present documents to the Judge which established that her client met the requirements of her probation (thus determining that Lohan was in compliance with the terms of the court agreement); however, the prosecutor protested on the grounds that her office had not received copies or been afforded the opportunity to review the documentation for authenticity.

The paperwork also included "evidence" that substantiated that Lindsay's various excuses in respect to other issues (a stolen passport, scram device being triggered at MTV awards, etc.) were not tall tales in a web of deception weaved to deceive the Judge presiding over the proceedings.

In addition, the Judge noted her frustration over the fact that the Lindsay Lohan's "track record" of attendance in her court-ordered classes was not available.

While the Judge admitted that protecting their client's privacy was not improper, she wondered aloud why the paperwork was not submitted if - as Lohan claimed - the obligations were met without any hitches.

But, the big surprise descended on Ms. Lohan when she stepped into an elevator while in transit at the courthouse.

Out-of-nowhere, a process server attempted to hand-off a complaint for damages (civil lawsuit), to the emotionally distraught star.

"Get him out of here," she alleged screamed, shortly after refusing the paperwork in front of a throng of startled onlookers.

In response, the process server dropped the complaint at her feet, beaming that service was effected.

According to the "Tough as Nails" delivery man, service is quite proper "if there is a "face-to-face" encounter.

Notwithstanding, it should be noted that the purpose of "service" is to notify the defendant of the pending litigation.

No doubt, after the ugly incident this morning, Lindsay is keen to the fact she is being sued.

Mission accomplished!

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TMZ...pushing naughty envelope? Bieber beaver talk...

Is it me, or does TMZ appear to be subtly pushing the naughty envelope?

In a segment on Pop heartthrob Justin Bieber - caught en route at the airport (TMZ’s fave stalking ground) - the kids made mention of a past association with one of the Hanson boy-toys.

“Oh, that one Hanson kid gave the worst interview ever back in 1994,” piped up Harvey Levin (father-figure on the popular tabloid gossip show).

In a voice-over, laid over footage of Justin, a staff member joked that the heartthrob was just on the brink of pushing his way out of his mother’s “beaver” in 1994.

Perhaps it flew over the Fox censor's head?

But, if you’re a Canuck, you got the joke right off-the-bat.

In Canada, the raunchy social set refer to a woman’s anatomy - down under - as a “beaver".

If the powers-that-be at Fox were aware of it, would they have ordered a bleep?

Inquiring minds want to know.
 
 

 

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Steve Cojocaru...looking alot like Chastity Bono! TMZ antics...

One of the tabloid shows caught fashion designer Steve Cojocaru in an erotic mood on a busy Manhattan Street yesterday.

OMG!

Is it my warped mind, or is the style aficiando starting to look alot like the former Chastity Bono?

Cojocaru was silent (and unaware he was being oberserved) as he gazed on a handful of stunning IMAN  images in a display window at a retail outlet.

When the paparazzi drew closer they were taken aback.

The dizzy aloof designer was staring at the graphic image of a very large penis.

At this point, the slightly-out-of-it rag-pusher turned to camera and gushed his approval.

"It's perfect."

At this point, the naughty kids from TMZ (who else?) broke into a chorus of song.

"How much is that penis in the window!"

They're all a little wacky, if you ask me.

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Erin Andrews...Kids @ TMZ lament! She's a fu**ing Bit**!

Although TMZ has gotten a bit fluffy on the TV version (which airs at 7:30  nightly) occasionally the kids who do Harvey Levin's bidding trigger a guffaw or two.

For example, when a posse of TMZ staffers cornered Erin Andrews last night outside a nightclub, the moment appeared to be brimming with possibilities.

Bruno had just uttered up an "F" bomb in a passionate moment during the dazzling semi-finals broadcast - and if fate were to smile on them - a probe into her gut reaction might turn up a delicious coupe for the No. 1 tabloid-style gossip show.

But, try as they would, Erin was a tough hoe to row.

Wait a minute, did I get that backwards?

Well, you get the drift, I expect.

When one of the cub reporters asked the former news anchor what she thought of Bruno's naughty slip of the tongue, she shrugged in an annoyed fashion.

Where did this riff-raff come from, she appeared to be thinking to herself, as she gazed on them with disdain.

"Well, the remark wasn't aimed at me. So, I don't care," she snapped coldly.

From the look on her face, you'd think she was afraid she'd catch some dreaded social disease,  if she didn't keep her distance from these rude overbearing interlopers running interference during her festive night out on-the-town.

A couple of rapid-fire questions didn't manage to penetrate the Ice Queen either.

In the final analysis, Ms. Andrews came off a trifle standoffish.

A cold fish, was the impression I got.

Later, at the TMZ lair, three of the newsies in the bull room were asked one by one about their thoughts on her demeanor last night.

The poll was unanimous.

"Bit**," one twenty-something male blurted out when asked.

"Bit**," a female staffer added with an edge in her voice when the camera zoomed in on her.

"Bit**," another miffed employee piped up.

It was one of those precious TV moments that shall remain etched in my memory for many moons to come.

Just bitchin', dudes!

Meanwhile, Ms. Goody two-shoes returns next week to kick up her heels and scratch her way to glory.
 
 

 

 

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Dancer...silly goose thinks she can edit life! Duh...

Some people are wacko, alright!

Today, for instance, a dancer I caught on HD Video in a performance last year at a Nightclub in Beverly Hills contacted me with a bizarre request without batting-an-eye.

Obviously, the silly goose hasn't any little grey cells in her pretty little head.

In a short e-mail communication, she asked that I delete her name from the credits, because she was trying to edit her performances so that only her best work would be listed on searches on the Internet.

Duh!

Does this nervy little broad honestly think that she can edit life?

Just imagine, if that suddenly became the case, scandal ridden dudes like Tiger Woods and what's his name (Bullock's hubbie) would be scrambling for blemish control at all the major news outlets around the Nation fast-and-furious.

If it dawned on someone one day that the scandals appeared to have vanished into thin air - along the lines of the plot twist on Dallas years ago - the high-profile bad boys could simply assert that it must have all  been a bad dream.

Sometimes the gall (and stupidity) of folks is astounding, don't 'ya think?

Send me no flowers!

 

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Justin Bieber...PEOPLE cover goofy! Pop star cries foul...

When a artist graces the cover of PEOPLE magazine, they’ve arrived in many respects.

But, in view of the complaints emanating out of the Justin Bieber camp, mainstream images beaming out to the masses is not always a palpable one, welcomed with open arms by the subject.

Shortly after Pop Culture’s “Bible”of  celebrity tattle released a promo on their new darling - Justin Bieber - he roared his disapproval by way of the almighty tweet.

If fans read between the lines, it was obvious.

Bieber hates the squeaky-clean - almost scary - photograph that stares out goofily from the popular weekly on the newstands around the country.

The mouth, for example, is so pepsodent!

Also, it appears that PEOPLE facilitated some photo-shop magic to effect the image of a wholesome all-American pop star (in spite of the fact he’s Canadian).

Ah, it’s the nature of the beast.

Once fame has knocked on a celebrity’s door, the perceptions of the individual become twisted and distorted (triggered by a ravenous press out to manipulate - and eventually devour - their latest caged animal).

I expect that in the near future, Bieber’s handlers will start requesting editorial control, choice of pics, you name it.

Like Streisand, before him, there may be clandestine efforts to protect and promote the persona that fits their vision of the sizzling hot pop star in the early throes of his career on talk shows and at high-profile celebrity events.

If you recall, Barbra Streisand demanded Oprah Winfrey rearrange the furniture on her set, so the Diva's  better side (is there one?) was facing camera.

Antics like that earned La Streisand the title of “Super C**t”.



For good reason, celebrities lay down a lot of cold hard cash to snap up a bevy of expert handlers to usher them up the ladder of success without any burps (or nasty gaffes) causing stumbles along the way.

Superstars are not immune to fatal missteps in the fickle arena - otherwise known as the Hollywood Dream Factory - though.

When Tom Cruise took a dive from his lofty perch (in part due to the infamous couch-jumping scene on Oprah) foes clucked with glee.

No wonder!

Just months prior, Cruise parted ways with the all-powerful well-connected Hollywood public relations team,  once watching over him with hawk-like precision.

Cruise has never recovered from the fallout.

As to Bieber, well it’s not all roses, by any means.

For some inexplicable reason, TMZ has  chosen to knock the kid marvel (with a  No. 1 hit record and a posse of adoring fans "following"  every move).

On one segment, Harvey &  the kids gleefully referred to Bieber as a gruesome virus spreading around the Nation.

The mischievous gossip mongers tend to broadcast off-the-wall embarrassing photos, too, whenever they're offered up by a watchful paparazzi quick on the uptake.

For example, one cynical photog captured a shot of a Bieber billboard captioned - “My World” - atop a strip joint known as “Crazy Girls”.

I caught the whiz kid slip - and reveal  a cocky ill-mannered side - when he plunked his foot down on the coffee table during an appearance on the Jay Leno show.

Right about now, the industry is panting at the mouth, for a delicious Bieber scandal.

If God smiles on me, I may be the lucky one to break the news first.

Eat your heart out, Harvey!
 

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Tiger Text...application designed to self-destruct! Mission: possible...

 

Tonight, a software developer announced in the wake of sex scandals rocking the Nation, that his company has developed an application to "delete" text messages once the recipient has scanned the contents.

The creator conjured up the novel idea after it dawned on him one day that - for the most part - celebrities would not have been drawn into the glare of the nasty spotlight (and raked over the coals) if their text messages had not been "saved" or intercepted by unscrupulous gossip mongers out to make a fast buck.

Users will be able to set a timer to erase the incriminating text message within a specific time frame or on the heels of being perused.

Once the text has been "zapped" only the image of the tracks will remain.

When one woman was interviewed on-camera impromptu, she was asked how she would react if she spied the tell-tale text traces on her husband's cell.

"There would definitely be some issues to discuss, for sure," she snapped.

What would prompt her to take a peek into his private "lair"  in the first place?

Uh-huh!

Although the application is being called - "Tiger Text"  - the software manufacturer claims that golfer Tiger Woods did not inspire the product.

Do they think we were born yesterday?

No, just as green as the gold course, he'll be (triumphantly) returning to.

Fore!

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Jennifer Lopez...shows off bu** crack @ the Grove!

Cougar scouts the terrain!

TMZ ambushed Jennifer Lopez yesterday when she was out on a shopping spree at the Grove (with a posse of handlers in tow).

Like many celebrities, cautious J. Lo was inclined to keep her distance, which hindered the photo op a tad for the aggressive media pups.

When the fleshy star catches sight of their revealing segment which broadcast this evening, she may be inclined to be more kissy-face next time Harvey's kids cross her path.

You know the old saying.

"You get a lot more with honey than vinegar."

As Jennifer was alighting into the backseat of the limo, a sharp paparazzi dude - quick on the uptake - managed to zoom in and get a bulls-eye view of her butt-crack!

The gossip hounds compared the ghastly sight to the grand canyon!

"The continental divide," another gossip monger guffawed.

Ouch!

It reminded me of the old joke.

"If you had a million dollars, what would you buy?"

"A new ass. Mine's cracked."

Rump roast anyone?

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Twitter...Charlie Sheen jokes! Exiting sitcom...

There's always DVD!

Just recently Twitter redesigned their web site which has turned out to be a big plus for fans keen on being on top of all the celebrity gossip (and titillating scuttlebutt) streaking like lightning around the blogosphere.

Without logging in, visitors are now able to gleen a number of top tweets that crawl across the screen in a manner not disimilar to a ticker tape updating stock results.

Lazy celebrity gossips are ecstatic!

Shortly after the rumor started to spread that Charlie Sheen was quitting the his highly-rated TV Sitcom - Two And A Half Men - tweeters began to post hilarious jokes about the troubled star and utter up their snide take on the surprising turn-of-events.

"Charlie Sheen is leaving "Two And A Half Men" so he has more time to beat his family at home," one quipped.

One of my favorites?

"Now that Charlie Sheen is leaving his sitcom, the show is being retitled Two Men."

Ouch!

Pregnant with possibilities!

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Justin Bieber...butches up act on Jay Leno!

Was Justin Bieber intentionally transforming his squeaky-clean image, right before our very eyes on the Jay Leno show last night?

From this perch, it appeared that the teen sensation was trying to butch up his act.

When he strode up to take a seat next to Jay shortly after dancing up a storm to the beat of his new hit single, he revealed a cocky side, when he plunked down on the couch and tossed one foot up on the coffee table.

I sensed that the lack of manners, though a show of sudden butchness, may have ticked Leno off.

But, not one to turn his back on  a meal ticket, the congenial host proceeded to ignore the rude conduct.

Then, the young Canadian upstart surprised us all when he noted - with a straight face - that if he wasn't a performer he'd like to be mechanic.

Now, baby-faced Bieber was swaggering into sure-fire studly territory

Perhaps it was Justin's knee-jerk reaction to  a hilarious segment on TMZ last night which turned the spotlight on a web site that pays tribute to young lesbian women who are the spitting image of the pop idol.
The novel social hub features candid shots of lesbian women outfitted in tight t-shirts, straight-legged designer jeans, and requisite page boy "do". 

The web page is known for loving beaver - um - Bieber.

Chaz Bono eat your heart out!

The tom-boy look is all the rage among nubile lesbos, after all.

I wonder, do they strap their breasts down tight, or were the gals just flat-chested (like Justin) to begin with?

Bieber is basking in the glow of the phenomenal success of his new release My World 2.0.

It roared to the top of the charts after rustling up 230,000 sales.

The popular musical whiz is the youngest male solo artist to chart since Stevie Wonder in 1963.

The night before, Bieber put in an appearance on American Idol with image-maker USHER in tow.

"If you were a contestant on the show, could you handle Simon Cowell," Jay quizzed.

He laughed out loud and shook his head (in disgust?).

Piece of cake, obviously.

Bieber took everyone by surprise this week, when he bought out an established show-biz web site, lock stock and barrel.

The site - Bieber or Die - features a multitude of publicity stills of the pop singer.

And, some hilarious comedy sketches.

For instance, in one video he spouts off into the camera that a trendy nightclub turfed him out for being underage.

 "So, I bought the place. Turned it into a Chuck E. Cheese," he laughed hysterically into camera.

"I swim after I eat, too. I don't care," he mugged to the camera with an adorable pouty grin on his mug.

At this juncture, he jumped on his bicycle, and quipped to a pal.

"Let's go get a lollipop!"

Actually, he probably roared off in his new Range Rover.

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