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Showing posts with label Boner. Show all posts

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Justin Bieber...tattoos! Sex in Walmart parking lots! Oh, baby...





Was that simply a boner that reared  its ugly head in a Bieber interview yesterday - or was it one of those rare heart-to-hearts Justin (heartthrob flavor of the month) chose to engage in to reveal his darker passionate side heretofore out-of-sight?

When asked if it was difficult to hook-up and rustle up a little nookie with potential dates because of his fame, without batting a pretty eyelash, Justin chuckled that all he had to do was roar into a Walmart parking lot and make out in the back of his vehicle.

Say what?

On the heels of that shocker, the news also broke that the Pop Idol also sports a tattoo on his stomach!

In view of the Walmart comment, I expect fans were anticipating a naughty keepsake sure to be an insight into his ever-evolving intriguing  persona.

But, Jonathan Livingstone Seagull?




Beckham keen on the exotic!


Quickie sex at Walmart!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Tiger Text...application designed to self-destruct! Mission: possible...


 




Tonight, a software developer announced in the wake of sex scandals rocking the Nation, that his company has developed an application to "delete" text messages once the recipient has scanned the contents.

The creator conjured up the novel idea after it dawned on him one day that - for the most part - celebrities would not have been drawn into the glare of the nasty spotlight (and raked over the coals) if their text messages had not been "saved" or intercepted by unscrupulous gossip mongers out to make a fast buck.

Users will be able to set a timer to erase the incriminating text message within a specific time frame or on the heels of being perused.

Once the text has been "zapped" only the image of the tracks will remain.

When one woman was interviewed on-camera impromptu, she was asked how she would react if she spied the tell-tale text traces on her husband's cell.

"There would definitely be some issues to discuss, for sure," she snapped.

What would prompt her to take a peek into his private "lair"  in the first place?

Uh-huh!

Although the application is being called - "Tiger Text"  - the software manufacturer claims that golfer Tiger Woods did not inspire the product.

Do they think we were born yesterday?

No, just as green as the gold course, he'll be (triumphantly) returning to.

Fore!


Wednesday, February 4, 2009

When people stare...


When people stop and stare at me
I humbly remind myself
I am just flesh, and blood, and bone
And,a wisp of the Holy Spirit


Julian Ayrs
Divine Grace
Collections of Poems



http://www.julianayrs.com

Monday, December 8, 2008

Viagra...quote of the day!


Sexually-satiated middle-aged man swears by it!


As I chowed down on my morning breakies, an upbeat commercial sprang to life on the old boob tube.

A middle-aged man - greying at the temples and sagging at the waist-line - was dancing the-light-fantastic - with a bodacious young babe at a trendy late-night disco.

Shortly after the announcer wrapped up his upbeat promo touting the libido-boosting juice of Viagra - the fluffer-upper extraordinaire - a quiet voice in the background uttered a warning to potential lotharios.

"If you experience an erection for over four hours, call your doctor right away."

You betcha, to order up a refill, pronto!