Barack Obama...speech ignores impact of Super-stores! Bull sh** prevails!

Wal-Mart retail fortress!

Can you get these togas @ Wal-Mart?

During the course of a speech yesterday - on the subject of the role of small independent businesses in Anywhere USA - the President uttered up a comment that caused me to sit bolt upright in my comfy armchair shaking my head in disbelief.

As usual, Barack Obama's well-crafted ramblings were succinct and to-the-point - at times, even eloquent - but when it got right down to the nitty-gritty his strident notions were not always based on truth (or in reality, for  that matter).

For example, at one juncture, the President asserted that "small businesses" were the anchors that held down Main Streets around the country.

What a load of Bullsh**!

Is Mr. Obama totally clueless to one stinging reality?

Shortly after super-store giants like Wal-Mart bull-doze their way into towns around middle America, most Mom & Pop shops go belly-up!

Subsequently, the American dream turns into a greed-inspired nightmare.

Barack, it's time you woke up, and smelled the coffee!

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Walmart...security guard harasses customers in parking lot @ Nellis location! Las Vegas turn-off...

Customers were somewhat annoyed this afternoon when they stepped out of Walmart after a bout grocery shopping, and encountered an overjealous security guard buzzing around the parking lot as if he was in hot pursuit of America's most wanted.

As harried patrons attempted to maneuver their bags into their vehicles - and likewise - effect a quick exit out of the scorging  heat wave that descended on the desert oasis in recent days - the gung-ho dude in the monkey suit - proceeded to give them the hairy eye-ball (during short quick drive-bys non-stop) which ultimately made them feel like hunted criminals.

What a slap in the face when you consider the shoppers just spent a bundle of hard-earned cash at the retail giant's Nellis location in North Las Vegas.

The guard in question was either balmy from being in the sun too long, or just maybe, has an IQ of about 2 and sh** for brains.

I expect the former applies in this instant situation.

Surely, Walmart can afford to hire quality staff with an ounce of intelligence and sound judgment instead of the bozo who imagines he has a big swinging dick between his legs (and a gun to back it up) which entitles him to bully innocent shoppers.

Shame on Walmart!

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Justin Bieber...tattoos! Sex in Walmart parking lots! Oh, baby...

Was that simply a boner that reared  its ugly head in a Bieber interview yesterday - or was it one of those rare heart-to-hearts Justin (heartthrob flavor of the month) chose to engage in to reveal his darker passionate side heretofore out-of-sight?

When asked if it was difficult to hook-up and rustle up a little nookie with potential dates because of his fame, without batting a pretty eyelash, Justin chuckled that all he had to do was roar into a Walmart parking lot and make out in the back of his vehicle.

Say what?

On the heels of that shocker, the news also broke that the Pop Idol also sports a tattoo on his stomach!

In view of the Walmart comment, I expect fans were anticipating a naughty keepsake sure to be an insight into his ever-evolving intriguing  persona.

But, Jonathan Livingstone Seagull?

Beckham keen on the exotic!

Quickie sex at Walmart!

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Bill Cosby...write-in Candidate for President? Platform is...

Well, sure Bill, I'll vote for 'ya...

I just got a dubious e-mail from an old friend this morning who contends that actor Bill Crosby is running as a write-in candidate for President!

His platform is a hoot!

Campaign issue No. 1

"Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

Campaign Issue No. 2

We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. No imports, no exports.
We will use the Wal-Mart policy: "If we ain't got it, you don't need it."

Campaign Issue No. 3

When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

Campaign Issue No. 4

All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (a six month tour).
They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

Campaign Issue No. 5

Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't gettin nuttin' out.
Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

Campaign Issue No. 6

Welfare checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40-hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis test and a passing grade.

Campaign Issue No. 7

The FIRST time you check positive for professional athletes steroids, you're banned for life.

Campaign Issue No. 8

We will adopt the Turkish method when it come to crime. The first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

Campaign Issue No. 9

One export will be allowed. Wheat. The world needs to eat.
A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

Campaign Issue No. 10

All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

Campaign Issue No. 11

The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

Campaign Issue No. 12

The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

In his closing remarks, Cosby apologizes in advance with an upbeat comment:

"Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November."

God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!


I could teach that Obama kid a thing or two...