Leonardo DiCaprio...highest paid heartthrob! Funny doesn't equate to $$$ for Adam Sandler!

If you read between-the-lines of the latest Forbes Magazine report on the subject of the highest-paid actors in the lofty realm of feature films, it should be evident that funny does not always equate to money!

For example, Adam Sandler - a perennial favorite of the comedy genre - lagged behind two studly box-office stars more inclined to go the heartthrob route.

Leonardo DiCaprio broke stride this year, in fact, and ended up best rewarded for his acting chops to the tune of $77 million.

Just betcha, he was laughing all the way to the bank, when he shouted to runner-up actor Johnny Depp:

"Catch me if you can!"

Well, Johnny-boy can probably point an accusing finger at "The Tourist" for tarnishing his once-stellar career record at the local movie theatre, for starters.

But, the big-budget fiasco didn't appear to put a dent in Angelina Jolie's film prospects, on the other hand.

Word is that Ms. Jolie is prepping for a remake of "Cleopatra" - a much-anticipated acting challenge - which should rustle up even bigger bucks for one of the world's most-beautiful women.

I wouldn't kick Angie out-of-bed for eating crackers, you betcha!

Brad better remain attentively by the sultry siren's side (may I peel 'ya a grape, dahlink?) while she's on location - after all - you know what happened when Elizabeth Taylor took on the role with a handsome young stud in the lead of Mark Anthony in the romantic environs of Rome.

Uh-huh!

The International scandal that followed - not only broke up her marriage to Eddie Fisher - but caused Ms. Taylor to be denounced by the Pope!

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Anthony Weiner...Hustler's Larry Flint offers up meaty contract! Doggie-style, solo, or Missionary style!

On Friday afternoon (at the height of the Anthony Weiner scandal) frenzied shutterbugs fell all over themselves outside of the Congressman's (former) office in the 9th Circuit in NYC (a couple fell on their asses and ended up in prickly bushes licking a wound or two) in a bold-faced effort to snap a "money" shot as the beleaguered politician attempted to make a quick escape to his quiet home in Queens (!).

Meanwhile, smut King - Larry Flint - mused over the scandal on the sidelines.

I imagine he was rubbing his lecherous hands with glee!

Before you could say "Drop your drawers", the head honcho at Hustler Magazine - who faced one major skirmish on the issue of obscenity in the Supreme Court (and won!) a scant few years ago - the sly devil was making a bid for Anthony Weiner's "package" (without the wrapping, of course!).

Although the pundits are predicting that Weiner is all washed up - it appears that the horndog may have a career opportunity blossoming on the horizon (more to his erotic tastes) in the porno industry.

Uh-huh!

Would you spring ten bucks to catch Weiner doing it doggie-style?

How about a sizzling hot tryst on-camera featuring Ryan Reynolds and the naughty politician jerking off to Spanish Soap Operas?

Ryan Reynolds

Post: 06/18/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/06/ryan-reynoldsmasturbates-to-spanish.html

Of course, there will be a reality show, a line of sexy (package flattering) tightie-whities, and - well, the sky is the limit - isn't it?

Who knows, he may end up on the sex channel in local Motel rooms around the country.

Only in America, eh?

Later!

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Anthony Weiner...Dave Letterman "queer" for scandal-ridden politician? Shaved pecs a turn-on!

Studly Dave after-hours at CBS!

Though political pundits (and critics from across the aisle in Congress) have been poking fun at scandal-ridden Anthony Weiner's crotch shots surfacing on social hubs around the Internet, Dave Letterman has been inclined to flatter the beleaguered man-of-the-hour who got caught with his pants down.

"I've seen the naked photos," quipped toothy Dave to his rapt audience the other evening.

"Weiner has nothing to be ashamed about," the popular talk-show host beamed with admiration, as the packed house roared back in response.

Obviously, the comic has been scrutinizing the stills up-close-and-personal for some inexplicable reason.

I expect - that like any hot-blooded male - Letterman was just checking the "dude's" tool out (like guys tend to do at the urinal in the mens room) to get a sense of how he blessed he is compared to the rest of the male species.

After all, every dude hankers to know where he - um - measures up when it comes to his "junk".

But, when Letterman persisted with the dialogue last night, it begged a question.

Is Dave queer for Weiner's man tool?

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Shaved pumped pecs a turn-on to some Constituents!

Weinergate...scandal triggers raunchy late-night talk-show jokes! Not Kosher!

In the aftermath of the scandal that broke this week regarding a Congressman's indiscretions (9th Circuit) on a popular social hub - that was oh so tweet! - late-night talk-show hosts have been having a field day with the titillating gossip that continues to tickle the male funny - um - bone!

Bottom line?

In sum, it doesn't appear that Weiner was ever that kosher to begin with!

News at 11!

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Looks more like a fish tale!

John Edwards...indicted on criminal charges! Politician denies wrongdoing!

Vanity be thy name?





After weeks of speculation, the Government has now moved forward and indicted Presidential Candidate John Edwards on six  counts of violating campaign finance laws, making false statements to Government Officials, and engaging in a conspiracy to protect his candidacy for the White House.

The last charge is the crux of it, really!

Yesterday, Mr. Edwards stood on the Courthouse steps and solemnly admitted to reporters that what he did was "wrong", but vigorously noted for the record that he did not knowingly intend to break the law.

And, that is the bone of contention, in a nutshell.

The Government must prove "intent" on the part of the 57-year-old politician to make their allegations stick.

Because Edwards is known as a competent trial attorney, legal analysts are quick to point out, that Edwards' comments are a sure indication that he is now laying the groundwork for his defense in court(in the event the trial commences on-or-about July 11th as announced at press time).

Edwards intends to vigorously argue in court that he tried to hide an affair (and a love child born out of wedlock) to protect his family.

In sharp contrast, the Government has taken the position that the Edwards defense is merely a smokescreen.

The prosecutors intends to prove that Mr. Edwards knowingly and willfully utilized campaign funds to hide his affair (to avoid a nasty scandal) and to protect his bid for the Presidential ticket.

The funds in question were allegedly gifts from two supporters - and as such - were not used inappropriately, according to a spokesperson for Mr. Edwards.

John Edwards is characterizing the misstep as a unfortunate error in judgment which led him down a slippery slope.

But, ultimately, Edwards does not believe that his actions warrant criminal prosecution.

The response back from the Government was crystal clear.

"As the indictment shows, we will not permit candidates for high office to abuse their special ability to access the coffers of their political supports to circumvent our election laws," Assistant Attorney General Larry Breuer, who is head of the Justice Department's criminal division.

Gregory Craig - a former White House attorney (who handled the Bill Clinton impeachment proceedings!) - lamented that the prosecution against his client was "unprecedented".

"No one has ever been charged, either civilly or criminally, with the claims that have been brought against Sen. Edwards today. No one would have known, or should have known, or could have been expected to know, that these payments would be treated as or should be considered as campaign contributions. And, there was no way Senator Edwards knew that fact either," he asserted to reporters over the past twenty-four hours.

Court papers reflect that the monies in question were solicited and accepted from two individuals - Bunny Mellon (a 100-year-old heiress who contributed $725,000) and Fred Baron (a former National Campaign Finance Manager - now deceased - who coughed up approximately $200,000) - with the help of a trusted aid by the name of Andrew Young.

Mr. Young is expected to be a key witness at the trial.

Young's attorney - David Geneson - told reporters that his client had "no deal" with the Government.  But, Young was apparently promised in writing that if he continued to cooperate with the investigation and subsequent criminal proceedings, that the Government would not prosecute him personally.

Of course, this has caused some experts in the election law arena to cry foul.

Normally such violations are handled with civil penalties and result in fines and requirements that candidates repay the money.

In fact, six weeks ago, a former Chairman for the Federal Election Committee - Scott E. Thomas - met in private with prosecutors to try to convince them not to go forward with the pending criminal proceedings.

"I do not believe that there is any prior case that states that the conduct at issue in the Edwards matter or even conduct substantially similar to it , constitutes a violation of the statute," Thomas argued vigorously (but to no avail).

Which begs the question.

Is there a witch hunt underfoot?

If so, who is behind it?

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Bunny Mellon & John Edwards

Sarah Palin...Kingmaker or troublemaker? New Hampshire stomp well-received!

Was it a coincidence that Sarah Palin stomped in New Hampshire today on the heels of the intriguing news that Mitt Romney (Mr. Megabucks) is making a bid for President in the upcoming election?

"No way," according to the pundits!

In fact, in view of the great reception Ms. Palin received today with her horse & pony show back east, political analysts are already speculating that the former Ice Queen from Alaska is currently testing the waters to fathom whether her growing popularity is sufficient to springboard her into the spotlight once again.

In a nutshell?

Although Palin is adamant that she is just a "voice" right now, articulating the rage of the American people, supporters on the sidelines are hinting that the feisty upstart will - most assuredly - take a run at the White House once again.

All the other scuttlebutt is simply a smokescreen!

But, she's a one-trick pony, in the final analysis.

At this juncture, it is a given, that the scandal-ridden Palin is either Kingmaker or troublemaker.

"Anyone expecting to run on the ticket will need a Palin endorsement," some are predicting on the highways and broadcast airwaves of the Nation.

The truth of the matter?

If Ms. Palin runs for President, it is doubtful she will win.

Too much baggage, in my opinion!

In her heart-of-heart she knows that!

The best Palin can hope for is place in the sun next to the newly-anointed "King".

Later!

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 Will Romney get thumbs up from Sarah Palin?

Peter Fonda...Barack Obama a Fu**ing traitor! Hanoi Jane's bro attacks BP Brass!

This year, the picturesque Riviera was graciously hosting the annual Cannes Film Festival, when the prestigiousous proceedings were disrupted by a producer who was bent on levelling a vicious verbal attack on President Barack Obama.

At a press conference to promote a documentary, Peter Fonda noted that he recently pointed an accusing finger at Mr. Obama and labelled him a "fu**ing" traitor.

The "Easy Rider" star was prompted to make the accusation on the eve of the unveiling of a documentary he co-produced aptly titled - The Big Fix - which zerodx in on the alleged BP scandal which prompted many to cry foul in the aftermath of the oil spill when Obama (and the U.S. Government) were slow to respond to the crisis.

An active environmentalist, Fonda also accused Washington of engaging in a cover-up to protect BP and its officials.

"I sent an email to President Obama saying - 'You are a f(expletive) traitor" - Fonda confessed to the startled media present.

'You're a traitor, you allowed foreign boots on our soil telling our military -- in this case the coastguard -- what they can and could not do, and telling us, the citizens of the United States, what we could or could not do," he summed up angrily.

Fonda apparently zipped off the e-mail last week before the film was presented at Cannes for screening.

In addition to his role as co-producer, the offbeat actor (brother of Hanoi Jane and celebrated Thespian Henry Fonda) is featured as a concerned citizen in disturbing scenes which reveal that he (and others) were turned away on the Louisiana Beaches when they voiced their concerns about the disastrous spill which displaced thousands of U.S. Citizens for weeks on end.

The normally easy-going high-profile celebrity (by virtue of his birthright) had no qualms taking questionable potshots at BP Officials across the big pond either.

"I thought we kicked them (the Brits) out a long time ago. They tried to get back in in 1812, but they didn't make it."

Oh Peter, not very diplomatic, at all.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger...acting career on hold! Maria Shriver hires divorce attorney!

In the wake of the scandal which has rocked Hollywood - who knew? - Arnold Schwarzenegger has just announced through his agent that the former Governor has nixed his plans to return to movie acting to deal with some personal issues.

You don't say!

In recent days, Schwarzenegger was also excited about an animated series about to launch - known as the Governator - but inside sources have confided that those plans are on hold at the moment, too.

Meanwhile, word out of Maria Shriver's camp is that the celebrated journalist (a member of the well-known "Royal" Kennedy clan) has signed on a high-powered divorce attorney to represent her interests in what now appears to be a vigorous fight over the couple's assets.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

In addition, some State Authorities are questioning whether Schwarzenegger used State funds to pay for security details for his "extended" family, while he was Governor of California.

You know what the say.

In the past twenty-four hours the shit has really hit the fan as the dust continues to stir up on the heels of revelations about the love-child scandal now plaguing the Austrian-born actor.

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Images circulating Internet in wake of scandal!

President Barack Obama...refusal to release Osama bin Laden photos triggers cries of "Hoax" & "Conspiracy theories!

President Barack Obama thumbs nose at American public!



A few moments ago - when news swept across the air wires at media outlets around the globe that President Barack Obama has refused to release photos of felled terrorist Osama bin Laden - Americans reacted in shock and anger.

On one of my posts - which reported the highly irregular suspicious circumstances surrounding the alleged "burial" of the former Al Qaeda leader at "sea"  - citizens have been crying foul!

For example, one irate indiviudal posted the following comment:

"No photos! No photos! No photos to be released! What further argument do you need here - this is a massive, massive hoax!!!
Osama bin Laden died in 2001 in Tora Bora, there is no evidence of his death on 01 May 2011!

Post: 05/02/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-ladenburied-at-sea-death-hoax.html

The President has taken the position that gruesome photos of the corpse may prove to be too inflammatory - so, for that reason - he has chosen to has dig in his heels and refuse to comply with the demands of the American people to deliver up the photos to put the controversy to rest.

In view of the fact there have been so many discrepancies in respect to what actually went-down at the compound - and what was originally reported by the White House -  it is obvious to me that the release of any additional documented evidence may prove to be problematic for the President.

Personally, I believe that if the truth be told, once again it will be determined that the White House engaged in a deceitful cover-up to protect the current administration, the President's image, and the powers-that-be in the military.

President Obama should reflect a moment on the downfall of former President Richard Nixon.

It was not the original acts of misconduct that proved damaging - but rather - the cover-up in the aftermath that was truly criminal which warranted impeachment.

Is Barack Obama venturing down the same slippery road to scandal - and ultimately - oblivion on the political landscape in the future?

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Lindsay Lohan...court documents sealed! Wheels of Justice turn slowly!



Lindsay Lohan trotted into court bright-and-early this morning to face the music, but - if anything - ended up participating in a hearing that amounted to little more than a brief intro of bigger things to come.

In fact, judging by the proceedings that took place in a Los Angeles courtroom today - and in view of all the ifs, ands or buts - it is fairly obvious at this juncture that the court-room drama is not going to be an open-and-shut case for either side.

For example, at one point, Lohan's attorney quizzed the Judge about one issue when she appeared to be perplexed by a ruling.

"Your honor, you said my motion was partly denied. Does that mean that it was partly granted?"

"Yes," the seasoned bench-warmer responded in the affirmative without hesitation.

Then, the hearing got curiouser and curiouser.

A court date was set for March 25th, for instance, but - whether the parties show up or not - depends on Lindsay's decision to accept or reject a plea offer.

Uh-huh!

Armchair viewers at home - without a law degree under the belt - may have trouble fathoming the particulars on television (unless they're fans of "Law & Order" or "Perry Mason").

Then, the Judge expressed his frustration over leaks in the legal proceedings - that have been baffling Los Angeles Superior Court officials in recent weeks - and running interference with his directives.

To help combat the dilemma, His Honor requested that Lohan's attorney submit all documentary evidence and legal briefs under seal - "for his eyes only"- in the future.

Golly, the details surrounding this felony charge are turning out to be intriguing top-secret-stuff!

Bottom line, it was gut-wrenching for folks seeking closure for Lindsay Lohan.

An outcome appears to be far off on the horizon down a long-and-winding bumpy road!

Stay posted for updates @ the Tattler!

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Fashion choices for Court criticized!

Charlie Sheen...drunk or suffering adverse drug reaction? Hotel trashed!

 

Charlie in less-complicated days!

Depending on which news report you catch on the wire or over the Internet, Charlie Sheen was hospitalized earlier today in New York City, due to either an unfortunate adverse drug reaction - or, dramatic drum roll, please - due to excessive binge drinking that left the TV comedy star incoherent.

As tawdry details about the shocking incident filtered out from the Plaza Hotel, and the local Police, tabloid shows and gossips alike were inclined to titter that Sheen fell down and went boom in a big way in the big apple.

New York newsies reported Sheen was spied with an unidentified woman and found drunk and naked in a trashed hotel room after a night of wild partying.

Though rowdy, the sexy romp remained violence-free throughout the festive night at the Plaza Hotel,, until Mr. Sheen allegedly discovered that his wallet was missing.

At this point, all hell broke out.

When Police responded to a call from hotel staff - the  "Two and a Half Men" star - was intoxicated and incoherent.

According to the men-in-blue, Sheen voluntarily agreed to go to the hospital without resistance.

Sheen's publicist - Stan Rosenfield - asserted in a terse prepared statement earlier today that the actor had simply reacted badly to an unspecified medication.

"What we are able to determine is that Charlie had an adverse allergic reaction to some medication and was taken to the hospital, where he is expected to be released tomorrow," Rosenfield summed  up on a positive note.

No arrests were made and no criminal charges are expected.

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Al Gore...groping investigation! Where there's a masseuse, there's trouble...

I did not sexually grope that woman!

When I reported that Al Gore and wife Tipper were parting ways amicably a few weeks ago, many whispered behind-the-scenes that there was a deep dark secret that triggered the break-up.

Post: 06/01/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/06/al-goreand-wife-tipper-to-separate.html

Post: 06/02/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/06/al-goredated-without-tippers-knowledge.html

Now that the Portland Police have confirmed that a prior investigation has been re-opened - and that Al Gore is the prime suspect in a groping incident- in retrospect - the sudden break-up announcement makes sense.

Did Al deliberately distance himself from Tipper because he was alerted to the fact the probe was on the fast track - and to save her from the a tawdry scandal - that may be on the horizon?

A masseuse has alleged that the former Vice President made unwanted sexual advances on the occasion of a professional massage therapy session in his Hotel Lucia suite.

Sounds dicey from the get-go, doesn’t it.?
Even more so, when the glare of the spotlight is tossed on all the salacious details.

For instance, Gore registered at the Hotel under an assumed name, Mr. Stone.

Was he anticipating - or counting on some hanky panky going down - when he first booked the trip?

If I recall correctly, some masseuses use steamed rocks in their massage regimens.

Or, was Gore simply taking a poke at his own much-publicized stoney demeanour?

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BP...shocking revelations about Oil Giants! Dead people offered advice!

The allegations were pretty startling to say the least!

Shortly after the President signed off on his hum-drum speech to his fellow Americans, news began breaking around the country that at least three of the major oil companies (BP included) relied on the same celebrated scientist for input on the Gulf  crisis.

There was one glaring problem, however.

The expert in the oil industry field died years ago!

But, that wasn't the only revelation that triggered a shockwave on news wires at dusk this evening.

Upon close scrutiny, investigators - hot on the oil spill scandal - spotted other telling irregularities in respect to researched materials (allegedly backed up by legitimate thorough studies by academics) that the industry brass relied on to monitor and maintain their facilities.

With the exception of a phrase or two altered here and there, the exalted reports were almost carbon copies of each other, informed sources revealed.

As tongues began to wag, inquisitive truth seekers reflected on the phenomenon - and likewise - offered up their thoughts on the bizarre coincidence.

"Perhaps one consulting firm was hired (and duly paid) to compile the manual book initially," one astute news hound speculated.

Down the road, when another industry giant sought reference material on the same subject, clearly an unscrupuolous (lazy) employee at the firm had enough larceny in them to just alter a few words in the original report with an eye on racking in a wad of cash for a similar version without much effort.

Who knows!

Just maybe, a clever devil "cut & paste" the material right off the Internet.

As one anchor pointed out, in the event management at either of the big three had ventured beyond the eye-catching cover page, they have have spied embarrassing errors just beyond the first page.

For example, in at least one chapter, the author's factual data is way off-base.

What a hoot!

As was the case with the controversial Immigration Reform Law in Arizona, I just betcha a fiver, that the President hasn't even cracked open the cover to that ambitious  historical tome.

Bet he's familiar with the criteria for submitting a candidate for a Nobel Peace Prize, though.

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Congressman Lamar Smith...FBI director asked to investigate Sestak scandal! 13 Repubs join in...

Congressman Lamar Smith and 13 other Republicans sent a letter on Friday to FBI Director Robert Mueller requesting an investigation into the Sestak scandal.

If you recall, I reported last week that Representative  Joe Sestak (D-PA) disclosed that former President Bill Clinton conveyed an offer of an administration post to Senator Sestak - if he dropped his bid for the Democratic Senate Committee - which Senator Arlen Specter was seeking.

Post: 05/28/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/05/sestakscandal-peaking-bill-clinton.html

Because of the seriousness of the allegations - and due to a potential conflict of interest - Lamar Smith questioned the manner in which the White House had been handling the brewing scandal.

"It's not really up to White House to decide whether they did anything wrong or not,” Smith told Fox News a scant few hours ago.

The Texas lawmaker - a high ranking Republican on the House Judiciary Committee - doubted the ability of the Department of Justice to conduct an "objective investigation” because (in his view) the department was "too politicized."

The congressman said a probe was warranted by the FBI because of "so many suspicions that have been raised."

"If it was a presidential advisory board, which one?" Smith asked in view of the nature of the Sestak offer and the lack of specific details offered up.
 
If there was a quid pro quo, some argue that the "offer" - in that event - would  require a criminal investigation and prosecution depending on the findings.
 
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Bill Clinton thick in scandal!

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Bill Clinton...legal counsel notes former President has "no comment"...

I did not have sex with that woman!

As the hysteria heightens, word from legal counsel for Bill Clinton - who is at the eye- of-the-storm in the Sestak scandal - have  stated for the record that there will be "no comment" from their client.

Shades of Monica Lewinski?

Denial! Denial! Denial!

Until the smoking gun (Monica's blue dress) was uncovered, Slick Willy was inclined to play "word games" with the press (it depends on what "is" is), stall, delay, stonewall, you name it.

In fact it was until Clinton's di** was caught in the wringer, that he fessed up.

Understandable, when you consider that the former President has been corrupt since the heady days of his Governorship in Arkansas.

Meanwhile, in respect to the nasty scandal brewing on the horizon now, Bill Clinton will persist with his old bag of tricks - do the old softshoe, dazzle folks with confusing legalise, and - like Houdini - eventually maneuver his way out of the tawdry mess

Clinton must have horseshoes up his a** (among other things).

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Joe Sestak...Fox News chases down Senator in corridors of power!

What a hoot!

If you turn to Fox News you'll catch a harried attempt by reporters and camera-men to corner their latest prey Senator Joe Sestak.

Fox is hell-bent on getting a verbal statement about the brewing scandal around former President Bill Clinton in the wake of the news that at the direction of the Chief of White House Staff, the former President was asked to act as an intermediary to "test the waters" in respect to dropping out of the primaries.

BACKGROUND

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/05/barack-obamascandal-brewing-scurrilous.html

Just moments ago, Fox reporters - who have been staking out territory on Washington Hill with the ultimate aim of having a go at Senator Joe Sestak - suddenly spied their target and began a merry chase.

The Senator tried to avoid the aggressive Fox reporters by ducking  down a stairwell.

The paparazzi followed in hot pursuit as they hurled pointed questions in his direction.

The Senator was due to "vote" on an issue and used that excuse to explain his failure to be straightforward with the press.

Sestak previously noted for the record that he was not going to dodge questions.

Hence, the reason Fox News chose to appear unexpectedly on his doorstep, for an impromptu interview.

Senator Sestak promised to make a statement shortly, so now media hounds wait with bated breath in the corridors of power for the answers.

News at 11!
 

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Justin Bieber...foul-mouthed kid! Will success spoil the DIVA?

Bieber with locks shorn!

According to a popular Australian Entertainment Show, sexy Pop Idol Justin Bieber is turning into a prima donna.

During a break on stage, allegedly a handler instructed Bieber to move to a different position  - and in the process - innocently touched the handsome chart-topper  ever-so-slightly,

Bieber allegedly got angry and snarled at the crew member not to do that ever again.

"Backstage his language was shocking. I don't think I've ever encountered such a foul-mouthed kid," a representative of the show hissed in an interview later in the day once the dust had settled.

On the heels of  the broadcast, Justin Bieber stated for the record that the allegations were definitely not true.

The "Diva Watch" is in full-swing - nonetheless -at the Tattler.

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Sarah Ferguson...demands $750,000.00 for access to Prince Andrew! Caught on video...

The scandal-mongers are having a field day across the pond!

Word out of England is that the Duchess of York was captured on-camera a scant six hours ago negotiating a deal for access to her former husband - Prince Andrew (father of her children) - for the staggereing sum of $500,000.00.

Sarah Palin has nothing on this greedy Royal!

Embarrassing footage reveals Sarah Ferguson perched in a plush armchair sealing the pact - and get this - facilitating a crude hand gesture to signal the bag man to hand over  the cash.

As it turns out, the gentleman who met with Fergie, was an undercover reporter (keen on exposes) from News of the World.

An insider at the Palace shook her head.

"Sarah should have been more cautious."

In a prepared statement, the Duchess noted for the record that Prince Andrew was not invovled.

Ms. Ferguson went on to apologize profusely and acknowledged that engaging in that kind of conduct was an error in judgment.

No word from the Royals at press time.

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FOOTNOTE

The sum requested by Fergie was 500,000.00  pounds sterling.

The $750,000.00 referred in the caption represents U.S. Funds

Dancer...silly goose thinks she can edit life! Duh...

Some people are wacko, alright!

Today, for instance, a dancer I caught on HD Video in a performance last year at a Nightclub in Beverly Hills contacted me with a bizarre request without batting-an-eye.

Obviously, the silly goose hasn't any little grey cells in her pretty little head.

In a short e-mail communication, she asked that I delete her name from the credits, because she was trying to edit her performances so that only her best work would be listed on searches on the Internet.

Duh!

Does this nervy little broad honestly think that she can edit life?

Just imagine, if that suddenly became the case, scandal ridden dudes like Tiger Woods and what's his name (Bullock's hubbie) would be scrambling for blemish control at all the major news outlets around the Nation fast-and-furious.

If it dawned on someone one day that the scandals appeared to have vanished into thin air - along the lines of the plot twist on Dallas years ago - the high-profile bad boys could simply assert that it must have all  been a bad dream.

Sometimes the gall (and stupidity) of folks is astounding, don't 'ya think?

Send me no flowers!

 

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Justin Bieber...PEOPLE cover goofy! Pop star cries foul...

When a artist graces the cover of PEOPLE magazine, they’ve arrived in many respects.

But, in view of the complaints emanating out of the Justin Bieber camp, mainstream images beaming out to the masses is not always a palpable one, welcomed with open arms by the subject.

Shortly after Pop Culture’s “Bible”of  celebrity tattle released a promo on their new darling - Justin Bieber - he roared his disapproval by way of the almighty tweet.

If fans read between the lines, it was obvious.

Bieber hates the squeaky-clean - almost scary - photograph that stares out goofily from the popular weekly on the newstands around the country.

The mouth, for example, is so pepsodent!

Also, it appears that PEOPLE facilitated some photo-shop magic to effect the image of a wholesome all-American pop star (in spite of the fact he’s Canadian).

Ah, it’s the nature of the beast.

Once fame has knocked on a celebrity’s door, the perceptions of the individual become twisted and distorted (triggered by a ravenous press out to manipulate - and eventually devour - their latest caged animal).

I expect that in the near future, Bieber’s handlers will start requesting editorial control, choice of pics, you name it.

Like Streisand, before him, there may be clandestine efforts to protect and promote the persona that fits their vision of the sizzling hot pop star in the early throes of his career on talk shows and at high-profile celebrity events.

If you recall, Barbra Streisand demanded Oprah Winfrey rearrange the furniture on her set, so the Diva's  better side (is there one?) was facing camera.

Antics like that earned La Streisand the title of “Super C**t”.



For good reason, celebrities lay down a lot of cold hard cash to snap up a bevy of expert handlers to usher them up the ladder of success without any burps (or nasty gaffes) causing stumbles along the way.

Superstars are not immune to fatal missteps in the fickle arena - otherwise known as the Hollywood Dream Factory - though.

When Tom Cruise took a dive from his lofty perch (in part due to the infamous couch-jumping scene on Oprah) foes clucked with glee.

No wonder!

Just months prior, Cruise parted ways with the all-powerful well-connected Hollywood public relations team,  once watching over him with hawk-like precision.

Cruise has never recovered from the fallout.

As to Bieber, well it’s not all roses, by any means.

For some inexplicable reason, TMZ has  chosen to knock the kid marvel (with a  No. 1 hit record and a posse of adoring fans "following"  every move).

On one segment, Harvey &  the kids gleefully referred to Bieber as a gruesome virus spreading around the Nation.

The mischievous gossip mongers tend to broadcast off-the-wall embarrassing photos, too, whenever they're offered up by a watchful paparazzi quick on the uptake.

For example, one cynical photog captured a shot of a Bieber billboard captioned - “My World” - atop a strip joint known as “Crazy Girls”.

I caught the whiz kid slip - and reveal  a cocky ill-mannered side - when he plunked his foot down on the coffee table during an appearance on the Jay Leno show.

Right about now, the industry is panting at the mouth, for a delicious Bieber scandal.

If God smiles on me, I may be the lucky one to break the news first.

Eat your heart out, Harvey!
 

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