President Barack Obama...Medicare quote of day! Palm-reading gift for Birthday Boy!

Last evening - when President Obama attended a star-studded soiree in honor of his a birthday, he uttered up the Medicare quote of the day.

"When I turn 50 tomorrow," he chirped jokingly, "I will automatically receive an e-mail from AARP urging me to contact the White House to protest potential cuts to Medicare and Social Security."

Ok, so the President doesn't have the best delivery - not when it comes to stand-up comedy - go figure.

Uh-huh!

Mr. Obama will have to leave the one-liners to seasoned pros like Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, and Mr. Leno over at NBC.

But, surely - he has a unique gift or two to rely on - in the event that the gig on the hill doesn't work out.

If that's President Obama's actual hand imprint posted above - then golly - there is hope for the classy man-of-letters (for sure).

It just so happens, after all, that I am a well-known palmist (who has fathomed up an accurate analysis or two over the years since I first began following the teachings of renowned palm-readers and psychics like the likes of celebrated Ceiro).

In view of the fact it is Mr. Obama's birthday today, I am offering up a free reading!

In the words of Marilyn Monroe?

"Happy Birthday, Mr. President!"

Palm Analysis of President Barack Obama

The life line on the palm pictured above is long - and subsequently - indicates a life span into the nineties. The crease on the "inside" to the left is a positive sign of protection from out-of-the-blue accidents, and mishaps, which might normally occur during the regular course of the President's daily schedule.

The heart line starts below the 1st finger and runs across the entire hand, where it finally rests just below the pinky. Generally, this indicates a long love affair (with a childhood sweetheart) that survives the trials and tribulations of time. Because the line ends on the Mount of Luna, the lovebirds will end up retiring in a foreign land (near the sea).

Unfortunately, the head line breaks at the career line, which indicates a sudden career change due to unexpected events or an error in judgement.

But, because the Sun Line is strong and healthy - and rises up into the third finger - there are definitely many accolades, awards, and honors crowning Barack's life.

Part of Mr. Obama's fate is unwritten, though.

How the President handles the opportunities that come his way in the next five years will determine how his life will pan out for the next twenty years.

Bony fingers denote an analytical mind and profound thinker.

You know what they say: still waters run deep!

Because the mount of Venus is half-developed (not too fleshy) there is a need for Obama to relax more and court some of the finer "things' of life such as the Art, Music, and the Theatre.

Obama's thumb is a bit flexible, so it shows he can be a "push over", at times.

Kind heart!

And, how was your day, folks?

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Weinergate...scandal triggers raunchy late-night talk-show jokes! Not Kosher!

In the aftermath of the scandal that broke this week regarding a Congressman's indiscretions (9th Circuit) on a popular social hub - that was oh so tweet! - late-night talk-show hosts have been having a field day with the titillating gossip that continues to tickle the male funny - um - bone!

Bottom line?

In sum, it doesn't appear that Weiner was ever that kosher to begin with!

News at 11!

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Looks more like a fish tale!

Sarah Palin..."Blind Allegiance" expose! Queen of Tea Party potboiler!

Between the scandal sheets!



Poor Sarah Palin!

The former John McCain running mate - who ran against Obama's ticket in the last Presidential race - was pretty adept at keeping her innermost scandalous secrets in the closet.

And, with a slick posse of handlers on hand along the campaign trail daily, it was pretty much a snap for the charismatic upstart to prevent damaging gossip from floating out onto the political terrain and spewing over the vicious blogosphere where nasty pundits were laying in wait hungry for the the dirt.

Notwithstanding, staunch strident supporters were always at-the-ready - quick-as-a-wink- to leap into action and extinguish fires when they flared up now and then.

But, with a tell-all expose about to be published (and released) on May 24th, it appears that Sarah's fifteen glorious minutes in the sun are about to be eclipsed by the dark musings of Frank Bailey and a pack of wolves howling at the moon.

Go, figure!

Bailey is a former aide, who lived it up with Palin, so he could write it all down for posterity.

Now, his detailed chilling side of things is about to be released under the auspices of "Howard Books".

Due out on May 24th, the potboiler titled - "Blind Allegiance" - is expected to toss a searing spotlight on the Queen of the Tea Party circuit - and ultimately - knock the folksey Alaskan flat on her Republican ass.

Curiously, Ken Morris (a published author) and a high-profile blogger (Jeannie Devon) collaborated with Bailey on the much-anticipated page-turner.

Not surprising, eh?

When there are skeletons in the closet, a ghost whisperer or two, to shake out the cobwebs of intrigue!

Just betch, it's on the bestseller list, first week out on the shelves!

News at 11!

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Tell-all no joke for Queen of Tea Party!

Barack Obama...jets into San Francisco! Horns of dilemma!

Once again, President Obama is jetting into the picturesque bay area to lock "horns" with the captains of Industry on the West Coast.

Actually, on the heels of a controversy over the President's reluctance to engage in a little show-and-tell by coughing up his elusive long-form birth certificate - stirred up by irascible White House hopeful Donald Trump - Obama has reiterated once again for the record that he doesn't have any horns!

"And, I became a man in Chicago," he quipped at the podium last week on the heels of the "birthing" issue which was recently resurrected - ironically - during the sacred Easter holiday season.

However, Governor Brewer nixed all that when she got cold feet and vetoed a bill to force the President's claw - er - hand.

Did Brewer back down for political reasons (with an eye to the future) or because she just doesn't have the balls anymore to fight with the big boys on the hill in Washington?

Meanwhile, the President will rub elbows with enterprising Facebook owner - Mark Zuckerberg  - and other technology leaders shortly after he touches down on the tarmac.

The spirited talks - mostly behind-closed-doors - are expected to put the spotlight on Government investments in research and development, education, and clean energy," according to Barack's handlers.

The president is slated to arrive Thursday evening, then fly out of San Francisco International Airport on Friday morning, on a precise no-nonesense time-table.

Will Barack dawdle a moment-or-two at SFO to take a gander at dazzling spanking-new Terminal 2, which was recently transformed into a jet-setter's hop-over paradise?

By the way, the President has invited fascinated voters to get involved virtually - on the Internet this intriguing time-around.

Barack is now utilizing the potent power of the world-wide-web (and its ubiquitous presence) to rustle up - a younger, hipper, more technologically-advanced demographic - which will undoubtedly help him land the election in 2012.

While the White House insists that the President is only trying to reach out to Americans who would not generally turn to traditional media sources for information, Facebook has been exploiting the situation in a sly bold-faced effort to play a major role in President Obama's political campaign next year.

It's good for business, after all.

The heck with the country, eh?

Do you suppose the hornless one owns stock in the popular social hub?

Only the Winklevoss twins - and Mark Zuckerberg - know for sure.

News at 11!

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Big Brother gets technologically with-it!

Democrats...Membership card arrives by snail mail! Lucille Ball a communist...

Million dollar smile in wallets around America!

Lo & behold!

Imagine that.

I opened up my snail-mail box and there was a surprising offering for me from the Democrats (fired off at the directive of Nancy Pelosi).

It was a generous invitation to become a full-fledged member of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC).

Although I immigrated to the U.S. from Canada decades ago, I have never been associated with any political party.

I am generally not that kind of beast.

In fact, when I am queried as to whether I am a Democrat or Republican, I proudly respond:

"I'm a Canadian."

What's a boy to do?

After all, joining the democrats may come back to haunt me.

Who knows?

Some Americans might recall that way back in the McCarthy era, there was a witch hunt on for communists in the film and televsion industry.

Unfortunately, Lucille Ball - who was the star of her hit show at the time - was singled out as a "red" through and through (along with a posse of other writers, actors, and directors).

The shake-down for Lucy began when it was discovered she once attended a meeting for the communist party before she became ultra famous.

As it turned out, Ms. Ball attended one party meeting to appease her grandfather, who was tinkering with other political philosophies at the time.

Regrettably - as Ricky would say - she had some splainin'  to do.

Poor Ms. Ball  - she was dragged before the Committee - and  hounded and harassed  until they were satisified she wasn't a nasty commie traitor.

By the way, the membership card has some physcial appeal, too.

It fits snugly in a wallet window, where die-hard Obama followers can glance at the Saviour's image (it's etched on the face of the card) now and then throughout the busy work day when they feel a need for hope or inspiration or advice on where to vacation in tough economic times.

Surprisingly, the Democrats have chosen a profile shot not normally used with Barack Obama looking "left".

If it stimulates the cash flow through my wallet, well I'm no stick in the mud.

In it goes, nice 'n easy!

On the reverse of the card there is a reminder about my importance in the scheme of things.

"Please accept this card as a member of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee as a symbol of your leadership within the National Democratic Party."

Whoopee!

Will it gaurantee me a burger, an  invite to the White House beer garden, and carte blance to gate crash?

Sure wouldn't mind kicking up my heels at one of those wild parties Obama's always tossing (according to the tabloids).

If an overnighter is conceivable, then I'll put my dibs on the Lincoln Room, please.

And, I'd like a personal tour of the Oval office where Clinton blew a little smoke with Monica and coined the phrase a "Lewinski".

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Democrats...battlefield kit! Sarah Palin voodoo doll...

Yesterday, after our mutual decision to follow each other on Twitter, I received an e-mail communication from John Vogel at the Democratic Committee headquarters (DCCC) in Washington (DC).

"I'm sure you've heard the same media coverage I have," he quipped in the opening paragraph of his greeting.

"Republicans have the momentum. Democrats are in disarray. The Tea Party movement is sweeping America."

At this juncture, Vogel made a pitch for me to join the Democratic party.

"January 20th marks the one-year anniversary since President Obama took office. The pundits and the Republicans are in full-blown "spin mode" trying to attack the President. We have set a goal of having 10,000 new members by January 20th and we need your urgent support today to reach it."

I guess he hadn't heard.

When folks probe me as to whether I am a Republican or a Democrat, I usually quip:

"I'm a Canadian."

But, since my disaapproval for Prime Minister Stephen Harper is pretty widespread, I surmise Vogel was urged by his "masters" to give it a shot nonetheless.

"There has never been more of a critical time to join the Democratic Congressional Campaign," he continued earnestly.

If I acted  now, he concluded, there was a golden opportunity to show the world that I stood behind President Barack Obama and the Democrats.

If I made a contribution, and joined the political party officially, I would also receive a special House insider strategy session, an official membership card (who-ee!) and a battleground kit send out by U.S. Post.

I sat bolt upright.

I was intigued by the battleground kit, you betcha!

But, when I clicked onthe  image, I was immediately transported to a donation page!

In fact, when I conducted a search to locate a photograph of the kit and its contents, I came up empty-handed.

Since a kit to prepare for battle must be secret from warriors on the other side, I expect potential new members are kept in the dark until their pledge is honored and the kit summarily arrives in a plain brown paper-wrapping at their home in the burbs in somewhere USA.

Once the handy kit ceremoniously arrives in the mail, I expect it will contain clandestine instructions on how to facilitate a bevy of the useful tools (and tips) the Democrats have graciously provided.

Here's what I expect to have been carefully packed inside:

  1.  Palin doll with 2012 etched on chest with  12 needles
  2   Reid book with Obama quips lightly blacked out
  3.  McCain gaffes circled in bright red in Reid tome
  4.  Standard quips to utter when asked about healthcare
  5.  Document confirming Obama's birth somewhere.
  6.  Ayres terrorist manifesto with Perez Hilton scribbles on face
  7.  Testimonies from staffers that Obama is straight as arrow
  8.  Detailed map of bike trails in Washington (& Hawaii)
  9.  Locations of Burger Kings (& quickest late night routes)
10.  Biscuits for 1st dog to curry favor next visit to white house.

The check is in the mail!

By the way, do you know what the other two biggest lies are?

*Black is beautiful
*I promise not to c** in your mouth

Picture worth a thousand excuses!

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Barack Obama...gay? Confidential e-mail says...

This past week, I penned a post on a speech Governor Jindal telecast to the American people - in which I hinted - that the Republican may be a closet-case (a member of the Velvet Mafia on Capital Hill, perhaps?) .

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/02/governor-bobby-jindala-republican-swish.html

On the heels of that feature, a private e-mail alighted in my mailbox from a gentleman identifying himself as Mike Trevino.

What a revelation!

After noting for the record he couldn't comment on Jindal's sexuality, Trevino was inclined to assert that our newly-installed PREZ may be a "Queen"!

Here's what Mr. Trevino had to say verbatim:

"I found your blog's URL on Ancient Star-Song, decided to check it out, and found your paragraphs on Jindal. I don't know much about the man and I didn't watch more than a few minutes of his speech, so I can't say if I agree with you or not about the man's sexual preference."

"But do you really think that Obama isn't a queen? Have you not read the information online about his deep, dark homo secrets?"

"Do you know how to use Google? Check it out, dude."

"Obama is the swish you want to talk about!"

mt

Well, I'd better - um - google that man right away!

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Barack Obama...the irony of his candidacy. Old guard thwarts plans for change...

Just a regular American who likes to play ball!

I laughed-out-loud yesterday when I stumbled on a post by a blogger who whined that a nod to Hillary Clinton in the important role of "Secretary of State" amounted to a renege on the Obama promise for "change".

Contrary to his campaign platform, the president-elect appears to be turning to a tired old regime for candidates that voters were anxious to be rid of in the new administration, was the gist of the disgruntled supporter's plaintive wail.

In reflecting on the issue, I recalled another irony, too.

When Barack was tustling with his opponent on the campaign trail, there were times when voters accused Hillary of playing the race card.

The whole can of worms squirmed around the country ad nauseam for a few weeks - at which point - it was stressed way-back-when (by voters, republicans and democrats alike, and the media) that Barack was not a "Black" candidate!

No Sir.

Mr. Obama was just another hopeful from the Democrat camp with an eye on the big brass ring.

Funny, that!

When John McCain tossed the towel in - and conceded to Obama that dark and moody night - the press reported in a news flash (that ziz-zagged around the world in about two seconds flat) that the young upstart from places hither-to-unknown had become the 1st Black President of the United States.

Ah, they slipped, didn't they?

If the media outlets truly believed back in the summer of 2008 that Barack was not a black candidate, as alleged, they would have reported without hesitation on the eve of November 4th - that Obama had won the election to become the "44th President" of the United States - not the 1st Black President.

Yes, the whole political scam was just a lot of smoke and mirrors, wasn't it?

Undoubtedly, there are a few surprises yet to unfold in the future.

As Bette Davis's character once hissed in "All About Eve":

"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to a bumpy night!"