Followers...must post photo or they'll be blocked! New Policy to prevent stalkers!

In the aftermath of a being stalked and harassed by an employee by the name of "Scott" at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas, I have instituted a new policy at the tattler (and for my accounts elsewhere on the web such as Twitter) to ensure I am protected (and safe) - and likewise - to conceal my exact whereabouts from wackos who lurk in the shadows waiting to pounce with potentially dangerous sick fixations running rampant in their screw-ball heads!

In the future, all individuals who wish to follow me must post a photograph verifying their identity.

Failure to comply with the requirement will result in a block restricting following.

Sorry, but the age of innocence on the Internet has passed.

Stay posted!

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Cher...Michele Bachmann quote of the day!

On the heels of the controversy which broke out yesterday over Michele Bachmann's stance on "trauma treatment" (a therapy technique used at her husband's clinic to convert gays to straight sexual orientation) Cher uttered up the quote of the day.

"Michele Bachmann is so stupid, she doesn't know her husband is (gay)," she tweeted.

One for the "mothers" of gays!

Wait a minute, that's not right.

How about - "one for the mothers of men trapped in woman's bodies" - eh?

Well, you get the drift of it!

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Twitter...secret identities! Do you know who is following you?

A few months ago, I noted that I was becoming so famous that a posse of wackos were coming out of the woodwork (in some cases out from under slimy rocks) claiming to be long-lost relatives, old flames, and even old school buddies from college!

For example, one woman e-mailed me a communication in which she asserted that because we were related by blood, I was obligated to strike up a relationship.

I'm afraid that didn't sit well with moi!

For good reason, I ignored her e-mails thereafter and basically wrote her off.

Then, one day my antennae went up when I received an e-mail from Twitter informing me that a new tweeter was now following me.

The "nick-name" was suspicious, so I clicked on the link to determine the individuals identity.

Uh-huh!

The account was a bogus one created by the oddball woman aforementioned with the specific intent of "following me" without my knowledge!

Eerie!

Do you know the true identity of twitter members that are keeping track of your whereabouts?

It just might be worth investigating!

News at 11!

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Anthony Weiner...resigns post! The "package" wrapper was his un-doing!

A man's tie says it all subliminally!
 

Yesterday afternoon, Anthony Weiner stood at the podium at a noisy press conference (where angry upstarts in the unruly gallery below the floodlights shouted out obscenities at the beleaugered politician caught with his pants down) and informed frenzied members of the press that he was resigning his post as Congressman for the 9th District of New York.

A cheer when up in the crowd!

At this juncture, though, a sad "sick" chapter of Weiner's professional and personal life came to a sorry close on a sour note.

In spite of that moment of closure, folks are still shaking their heads in total disbelief, today.

Did the high-profile Government official actually thinkFacebook) without getting his dick caught in the wringer?

As one pundit astutely notely:

"Weiner had a death wish, obviously."

Of course, there were other glaring missteps which hastened his shocking demise.

Fashionistas have been babbling about the obvious for days!

For example, in one of the e-mails that was offered up at a News Conference to establish evidence of Weiner's wrongdoing, it was pointed out that the horndog actually lamented to one gal pal that his "package" wasn't getting the respect that it deserved.

Well, if that was the case, it was Weiner's own fault from the very get-go!

I dare say.

After all, those dreary grey boxers Weiner donned for his first incident of sexual hijinks were - not only an  unsightly eyesore in respect to style - but also sadly lacking in the tightie-whities erotica department as well (especially when it comes to the oh-so-touchy art of sexual foreplay).

For starters, any underwear that "flattens out" the "junk" - or rides-up unflatteringly at the crotch is a definite no-no.

In a nutshell?

Weiner should have modelled a few sexy underthings first in front of a full-length mirror (rehearsed a few sexy poses, too) before snapping and zipping off those pedestrian publicity stills which left a lot to be desired in respect to arousal potential.

With that in mind, here's a selection of sexy underthings sure to "blow" their load next, time!

Let me know how 'ya make out Anthony, eh?

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Anthony Weiner...Dave Letterman "queer" for scandal-ridden politician? Shaved pecs a turn-on!

Studly Dave after-hours at CBS!

Though political pundits (and critics from across the aisle in Congress) have been poking fun at scandal-ridden Anthony Weiner's crotch shots surfacing on social hubs around the Internet, Dave Letterman has been inclined to flatter the beleaguered man-of-the-hour who got caught with his pants down.

"I've seen the naked photos," quipped toothy Dave to his rapt audience the other evening.

"Weiner has nothing to be ashamed about," the popular talk-show host beamed with admiration, as the packed house roared back in response.

Obviously, the comic has been scrutinizing the stills up-close-and-personal for some inexplicable reason.

I expect - that like any hot-blooded male - Letterman was just checking the "dude's" tool out (like guys tend to do at the urinal in the mens room) to get a sense of how he blessed he is compared to the rest of the male species.

After all, every dude hankers to know where he - um - measures up when it comes to his "junk".

But, when Letterman persisted with the dialogue last night, it begged a question.

Is Dave queer for Weiner's man tool?

News at 11!

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Shaved pumped pecs a turn-on to some Constituents!

Weinergate...scandal triggers raunchy late-night talk-show jokes! Not Kosher!

In the aftermath of the scandal that broke this week regarding a Congressman's indiscretions (9th Circuit) on a popular social hub - that was oh so tweet! - late-night talk-show hosts have been having a field day with the titillating gossip that continues to tickle the male funny - um - bone!

Bottom line?

In sum, it doesn't appear that Weiner was ever that kosher to begin with!

News at 11!

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Looks more like a fish tale!

Google Blogspot...installs follow gadget! Fans may track the Tattler!

 

Taking a nod from twitter, google has taken a huge leap forward on the Internet by adding a follow gadget to blogspot to catch the tail end of the comet!

Blogspsot is one of the largest most highly-ranked free blog providers on the Internet.

Now, instead of bookmarking - or conducting exhaustive searches - fans of The Tattler (and other sites) have simply to click on an icon on the homepage to trigger the receipt of blog updates daily the moment they're posted on the recently purchased google site.

Hop aboard, eh?

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Twitter...settles with FTC on privacy issues! Tweeters can sleep nights!





If you recall, in recent months Twitter was accused of flagrantly disregarding the privacy rights of its members on their ever-popular burgeoning website.

In the wake of a full-scale investigation, Twitter, Inc. has agreed to discontinue questionable practices, with the specific aim of resolving the issues - and ultimately - avoid further scrutiny (and possible prosecution) by the Government.

Inside sources have informed me that according to the terms of the agreement, Twitter is barred from misleading consumers about the extent to which the company protects their security, privacy, and the confidentiality of nonpublic consumer information for at least twenty years.

Because Twitter had a tendency to pooh pooh the potential dangers of their negligent acts, hackers were able to - not only take control of Twitter - but also access nonpublic user information and messages that consumers had designated as private.

On the heels of carrying out the wrongful acts, hackers proceeded to send out bogus tweets from accounts, without much detection.

It has also been disclosed that hackers took advantage of the vulnerabilities on at least two occasions - between the months of January and May of last year - respectively.

Congrats to the Feds!

Now tweeters can sleep at night, or can they?

News at 11!

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But, leave my privacy alone!

Charlie Sheen...Twitter Guinness World Record! Train wreck fascination!



To add fuel to the fire - and the assumption that he is "winning" - Charlie Sheen can boast his popularity is soaring in the wake of his wild rants - now that Guinness has made the startling announcement that the ultra-cool he-man "machine" (in his mind, anyway!) has broken a world record!

Uh-huh!

According to the pollsters at Guinness, the Hollywood bad-boy broke the record at Twitter.

Over a 24-hour period, the drug - that is Charlie Sheen - snapped up 1,000,000 followers (addicts)!

The feat underscores the obvious!

No matter how ugly the carnage - folks are always inclined to gaze on a train wreck - so fascinated are they by the sheer (in this case, Sheen) horror of it all!

News at 11!

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Sheen a Twit phenomenon!

 

 

Lindsay Lohan...warrant issued & stayed!! Paris & Lindsay's naughty diversions!

I let my hair down a bit!

OMG!

The two sultry sirens who once graced the slick pages of tony fashion magazines - starlet Lindsay Lohan and Heiress Paris Hilton - have been busy strutting the gangplank down at the local court house with their fates twisting in the wind as an ever-ravenous gang of  paparazzi have jockeyed for their best shot.

Yesterday, legal eagles for the chic par-tay babe in line for the Hilton fortune, wrangled with a Judge over a plea bargain for instance.

The bench warmer - who wasn't impressed with the pretty blonde's privileged background - ended up taking a swipe at the reality-show star.

Post: 09/20/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/09/paris-hiltoncops-plea-gets-probation.html

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan waits for the other show to drop, as her legal counsel prepares for an upcoming hearing to determine the outcome of a alleged probation violation.

On her twitter site a scant few days ago, the troubled starlet confided that she tested positive for a drug test ordered on the fly by the court.

I reported on that incident, too.

Post: 09/18/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/09/lindsay-lohanfesses-up-to-failing-drug.html

The response to the tell-all resulted in swift severe action by the Judge presiding over her case.

A warrant was issued for the "Mean Girls" star - and her 3-year probation was subsequently revoked - by the angry Jurist.

A short time later the warrant was rescinded - which I expect was brought about by lawyers working feverishly behind-the-scenes - to ensure Ms. Lohan would have a fair hearing on the issue.

Expect another huge crush of media hounds on the well-worn path to the court on Friday when Judge Eden Fox holds court once again.

I am surprised that a sharp enterprising producer hasn't tried to capitalize on the Hilton/Lohan debacles.

A film featuring the two high-profile "bad girls" has the potential to rustle up a welcome wicked diversion that would probably fair well at the Box Office.

I have a tentative working-title, too.

"The Heiress & the Tart" 
(Down and Out in Beverly Hills)

'Til Friday's show-down at High Noon!

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Tila Tequila...stoned on stage! Sexy tease angers fans!

Slutty star does not always cause rise in Levi's!

 

A sensual strut - that some dudes at the packed concert perceived as a slutty low-class tease - triggered a posse of rowdy rockers to lob rocks at perky reality star Tila Tequila.

The "Gathering of the Juggalos" concert (Hardin County, Ill.) turned ugly, in fact.

Amidst a swirl of confusion, Tequila swore up-and-down that she was not responsible for the mob scene which erupted on Saturday.

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got to the center, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair...'cause they threw fire crackers on stage."

Heavy duty, man!

A wild drama concocted to drum up much-needed publicity, perchance?

The County Sheriff's office confirmed that Tequila (A shot of  Love /MTV) confessed that she was injured by music-lovers who attended the concert.

But, officials have not released any additional details pending an investigation.

One performer - also booked for the event - confirmed to CNN that Tequila was mobbed by hundreds of fans who chased her off the stage.

"She was taunting them," he accused amidst a handful of excited onlookers from the sidelines.

"She didn't know how to handle the swarms of fans. She took her top off and they got really violent," another observant bystander noted to the paparazzi.

Apparently, Tequila twittered plans to file a lawsuit against the concert organizers, but I missed the tweet.

"Pretty soon the owners who run the "Juggalos" will be bankrupt. My attorney Alan is already on it. This is disgusting behavior from men," she wailed to all within earshot.

With a nod to Jimmy Fallon, I say:

"There outta be a law against earthy reality TV show stars from flipping off their enhanced D-cups disguised as cheezy bikini-tops."

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Twitter...take a hike says Boise State Football coach! What a twit...

 

Twit @ Boise State causes tweeters to titter!

Obviously, a grid iron enthusiast strapped on his jock strap too tight.

Why else would the blood be restricted from flowing to his brain?

Say what?

You figure it out.

The Idaho Statesman has reported that the Boise State coach - Chris Petersen - banned players from posting on Twitter for the duration of the football season.

Why, pray tell, did the Twitter craze  incur his wrath?

According to Petersen, posting on the social networking hub, is a distraction the team doesn't need.

My knee-jerk reaction?

What a twit!

A competent coach - with an ounce or two of football savvy - is what they truly need.

And, a lift on the ban, San Francisco-style!

News at 11!

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Angelina Jolie...scoops up Twitter slot! No tweets or tweeters, please...

The latest News Flash out of Twitter-ville?

Angelina Jolie has signed up for Twitter!

But, don't expect the glamorous jet-set gal (usually with a slew of well-heeled kiddies in tow) to follow!

Jolie snapped up the twitter slot for "Angelina Jolie" to prevent any imposters from passing themselves off as Brad's better half.

The altruistic-minded beauty - who tends to glide like an Angel high above the pettiness of silly tweets 'n all - plans to utilize the twitter forum to promote charitable causes close to her heart.

The Tattler will be keeping tabs on you and those, Angie!

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Barack Obama...slip up about "Twitter" jolts the blogosphere!

Although the President confessed today that he has a profile - on possibly the No. 1 social hub on the Internet (wonder what his handle is?) - it appears that Barack hasn't quite fathomed how the web site functions.

Least of all, what to call it.

Uh-huh!

In a strident speech this afternoon, the President referred to the pop culture phenomenon as "Twitters."

OMG!

The very thought of the President's continued failure to register the correct name (Twitter) in the memory banks of his little grey cells - after cruising to the titillating twitter hotspot - gives me the jitters.

Barack should take up crossword puzzles - after all - according to researchers the nifty little word quiz will keep the mind sharp.
It causes one to pause and wonder.

What is the Prez "overlooking" in a slew of important documents he affixes his John Henry to without-batting-an-eye in spite of the fact that little flourish of the pen may seriously impact Americans on a grand scale.

News at 11!

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Leonardo DiCaprio...plug oil leak with actor's snot! Say tweet trenders!

How soon they turn on 'ya, eh, Leonardo?

Tonight, trending started fast & furious on twitter when a couple of by-standers at the Laker's game caught the heart-throb dredging up something nasty out of his normally-pristine hairless nostrils.

"They should plug up the oil leak with whatever that was DiCaprio was picking out of his nose," one scandalized tweeter posted in a huff.

Inquiring minds want to know all the delicious (!) details. 

Was it a pukey green color consisting of a thick pasty constitution, or just of the plain "white mucous" variety

How did he dispose of it?

Naw, he didn't!

Nothing to be ashamed of if you're caught in a pinch - suddenly and without notice - with all eyes on 'ya.

I recall singing this little ditty in the classroolm to annoy my teacher when her back was turned.

"Everyone's doin' it. Pickin' their nose and chewin' it." 

One bimbo babe at the social hub site didn't seem to mind the disgusting habit, though. 

"He's gorgeous," she gushed, "I want his babies."

Another, thought he looked kinda' dirty.

Uh-huh!

It appears that the Titantic dreamboat hadn't shaved for a day or two - and boy - he looked rough around the edges.

I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers, though.

One fan took the golden opportunity to boast that DiCaprio would be teaming up with Eastwood for a biopic on the intriguing life & times of J. Edgar Hoover.

Will the squinty-eyed-one probe into the former top Law Enforcement Officer's scandalous closetted homosexual lifestyle and the alleged trysts with his underlings (!) at the Bureau?

News at 11

Not a "Gamecocks" hat!

(but it will do Edgar)

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Twitter...over capacity for 2 hours! Boo Hoo! No tweet on Pattison cock tease!

Gosh, it's been two long-drawn-out testy hours, and still no Tweetville in sight!

According to a web site dialogue box at twitter, the popular social hub is over capacity.

And, thus, I have not been able to tweet juicy gossip about Robert Pattinson the cock tease!

Or, get the jump on Twilight's exciting plot twist in Eclipse.

Oh, well.

News at 11 (in the traditional forum)!

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Twitter...following moi!

Shortly after I logged into my e-mail at Yahoo this afternoon, a surprising message stared up at me from the laptop screen.

"Twitter is following you."

OMG!

Is the team at the squeaky-clean social network focusing a hairy eyeball on me in the event I get too naughty?

Or, is twitter just keen on my daily posts, which streak like lightning around the globe daily titillating the masses?

A flattering tweet nonetheless!

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The Boondocks...uncut episodes raw on iTunes! Bleepless copy $2.99...

Controversial epdisodes of "The Boondocks" - rife with the "N" word and other naughty bill-of-fare - are being offered up a $2.99 a shot on iTunes once the notorious cartoon kicks into full-swing its 3rd season on Adult Swim (Cartoon Network).

In a novel approach, the producers are also selling season "passes" for $37.99 which grant die-hard fans access throughout the run.

The controversial show was a ratings phenomenon.

The 1st season opener generated the highest ratings for any other "Adult Swim" production over the course of a 12-month period.

2.5 million viewers tuned in to catch the episode titled:

"It's a Black President, Huey Freeman"

On average, an online audience - approximately 197,000 per episode - continues to propel "Boondocks" into the forefront of Pop Culture.

In fact, a handful of topics have triggered trending frenzies on Twitter time and time again.

Boondocks usually beats out the competition in its 11:30 time slot on Sunday evenings hands down!

Info: http://www.adultswim.com/

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Miley Cyrus...Kismet with twitter pal! Video launches controversial dialogue...

Call it Kismet!

Shortly after I rode the wave of media frenzy over Miley Cyrus's latest video offering - during the height of the morning New Hours today - I logged on to e-mail.

There smiling at me from a twitter-generated e-mail was the perky pretty face of the talented chanteuse.

OMG!

For some inexplicable reason, Ms. Cyrus just hopped on the celebrated band-wagon (along with a few notable show-biz legends) and is now following me on twitter!

Tweet!

'Bout time, darling!

After all, I've been avidly "following" your career highs (and lows) for many moons now!

In fact, when the press took a poke at a risque piece of stage threads you tossed on your sensual bod for one high-profile concert, I stood in your corner.

I actually pooh-poohed Perez Hilton's notions, if I recall correctly!

In respect to the controversy today - triggered by the style and content of the  latest video - I muse over the critics' folly.

One of the worst things an artist can do is stand on their laurels or flog to death - what was once an innovative look and sound - due to endless repetition.

In a nutshell, a true artist constantly pushes the envelope in respect to their creativity and vision.

Without taking that risk, there would be no growth, and the sorry minstrel would be left behind in a musical wasteland.

A prime example of this truism?

One-hit wonders!

David Bowie is one musician who has transformed his image over the years to his own advantage (and a heck of a lot of notoriety and acclaim).

Although one phase of the musical expession  may not appeal to die-hard fans, once on the other side, it is wholly possible the next metamorphosis may be the sound that propels the surprised artist into the stratosphere along with the greats like - the Beatles, Madonna, the Rolling Stones - you name it.

Miley, you go girl!

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Allan Carr...tweeted he couldn't go to the gym today! Wonder why...

 Allan Carr left his indelible mark!

Ann Margaret & Elvis!

I was taken aback when I caught sight of the thumb-nail portrait of Allan Carr staring back at me on the Twitter social hub earlier this afternoon.

The tweet read: 

"Couldn't make it to the gym today"

OMG!

Why not?

Well, for starters, because Mr. Carr (who I knew personally) passed to spirit many years ago.

And, if I am not mistaken, good friend Ann Margaret can attest to the fact.

After all, true friend that she was, she fulfilled Allan's death bed wish to have his ashes cast out to sea.

The infamous Mr. Carr drove a creme-colored Rolls Royce, built a disco in his Beverly Hills Mansion on Benedict Canyon Road, and was known for tossing wild over-the-top one-of-a-kind party extravaganzas to die for.

Teen bill-of-fare (Grease) - starring the likes of Maxwell Caulfield & John Travolta - followed and cinched his stake in the Hollywood Dream Factory.

It  began with an invite from producer extraordinaire - Robert Stigwood - to produce the ad campaign for Saturday Night Fever.

With a midas touch, Carr turned the star-studded television special into the event of the year.

Grease followed.

Carr not only helmed the ad campaign and produced the premiere party, but also wrote the screen adaptation for six million dollars.

The stellar cast was headed up by Olivia Newton-John.

When the dust settled, Grease was the highest grossing film of the year, the most popular movie musical of all time, and one of the highest grossing films in history.

The splashy big-budget musicial was nominated for five Golden Globe Awards and won two People's Choice Awards (Best Picture & Best Musical Picture).

As I mentioned in an earlier post on Bruce Jenner, I was being considered for a role in the off-beat Village People music vehicle (Can't Stop the Music) but lost out to another Hollywood hopeful by the name of Steve Guttenberg.

Post: 02/14/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/02/bruce-jennerappears-in-hollywood-to.html

The film - directed by Nancy Walker (also starring Valerie Perrine & Jenner) - was a big ballsy in-your-face flop.

In the final analysis, I was spared association with one of the all-time feature-film turkeys!

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