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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Twitter...secret identities! Do you know who is following you?









A few months ago, I noted that I was becoming so famous that a posse of wackos were coming out of the woodwork (in some cases out from under slimy rocks) claiming to be long-lost relatives, old flames, and even old school buddies from college!

For example, one woman e-mailed me a communication in which she asserted that because we were related by blood, I was obligated to strike up a relationship.

I'm afraid that didn't sit well with moi!

For good reason, I ignored her e-mails thereafter and basically wrote her off.

Then, one day my antennae went up when I received an e-mail from Twitter informing me that a new tweeter was now following me.

The "nick-name" was suspicious, so I clicked on the link to determine the individuals identity.

Uh-huh!

The account was a bogus one created by the oddball woman aforementioned with the specific intent of "following me" without my knowledge!

Eerie!

Do you know the true identity of twitter members that are keeping track of your whereabouts?

It just might be worth investigating!

News at 11!

http://www.thetattler.biz



Friday, June 17, 2011

Anthony Weiner...resigns post! The "package" wrapper was his un-doing!





A man's tie says it all subliminally!
 




Yesterday afternoon, Anthony Weiner stood at the podium at a noisy press conference (where angry upstarts in the unruly gallery below the floodlights shouted out obscenities at the beleaugered politician caught with his pants down) and informed frenzied members of the press that he was resigning his post as Congressman for the 9th District of New York.

A cheer when up in the crowd!

At this juncture, though, a sad "sick" chapter of Weiner's professional and personal life came to a sorry close on a sour note.

In spite of that moment of closure, folks are still shaking their heads in total disbelief, today.

Did the high-profile Government official actually thinkFacebook) without getting his dick caught in the wringer?

As one pundit astutely notely:

"Weiner had a death wish, obviously."

Of course, there were other glaring missteps which hastened his shocking demise.

Fashionistas have been babbling about the obvious for days!

For example, in one of the e-mails that was offered up at a News Conference to establish evidence of Weiner's wrongdoing, it was pointed out that the horndog actually lamented to one gal pal that his "package" wasn't getting the respect that it deserved.

Well, if that was the case, it was Weiner's own fault from the very get-go!

I dare say.

After all, those dreary grey boxers Weiner donned for his first incident of sexual hijinks were - not only an  unsightly eyesore in respect to style - but also sadly lacking in the tightie-whities erotica department as well (especially when it comes to the oh-so-touchy art of sexual foreplay).

For starters, any underwear that "flattens out" the "junk" - or rides-up unflatteringly at the crotch is a definite no-no.

In a nutshell?

Weiner should have modelled a few sexy underthings first in front of a full-length mirror (rehearsed a few sexy poses, too) before snapping and zipping off those pedestrian publicity stills which left a lot to be desired in respect to arousal potential.

With that in mind, here's a selection of sexy underthings sure to "blow" their load next, time!

Let me know how 'ya make out Anthony, eh?

http://www.thetattler.biz








Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Anthony Weiner...Dave Letterman "queer" for scandal-ridden politician? Shaved pecs a turn-on!

Studly Dave after-hours at CBS!





Though political pundits (and critics from across the aisle in Congress) have been poking fun at scandal-ridden Anthony Weiner's crotch shots surfacing on social hubs around the Internet, Dave Letterman has been inclined to flatter the beleaguered man-of-the-hour who got caught with his pants down.

"I've seen the naked photos," quipped toothy Dave to his rapt audience the other evening.

"Weiner has nothing to be ashamed about," the popular talk-show host beamed with admiration, as the packed house roared back in response.

Obviously, the comic has been scrutinizing the stills up-close-and-personal for some inexplicable reason.

I expect - that like any hot-blooded male - Letterman was just checking the "dude's" tool out (like guys tend to do at the urinal in the mens room) to get a sense of how he blessed he is compared to the rest of the male species.

After all, every dude hankers to know where he - um - measures up when it comes to his "junk".

But, when Letterman persisted with the dialogue last night, it begged a question.

Is Dave queer for Weiner's man tool?

News at 11!

http://www.thetattler.biz





Shaved pumped pecs a turn-on to some Constituents!

Friday, May 6, 2011

Mark Zuckerkberg...$7 million-dollar home reminiscent of Osama bin Laden's compound?





 
 
Is it just me, or is Mark Zuckerberg's spanking new mansion somewhat reminiscent of slain Osama bin Laden's luxury digs in Pakistan?
 
With the exception of the pool, of course! 


Paddling about a pool in a flowing robe makes the recreational leisure past-time tough - even for an expert swimmer - after all.

The upscale property in Palo Alto has that certain shabby secluded aura about it that reminds me of the sprawling compound where the former Al Qaeda leader was serviced by his five accommodating wives.
 
Do you suppose Mark has a few bottles of virility boosters around the house, too, or are the big buck dividends that flow daily into the coffers enough to trigger an adrenalin rush and the libido of the single twenty-six-year old?
 
Valued at $13.5 billion, and now a recongized-on-sight celebrity made famous by the Oscar-winning film The Social Network, Zuckerberg is quite the catch.

Curiously, that!
 
Although the flick explored a myriad of aspects of the Facebook CEO's life, there wasn't even a hint or two about his sexual yearnings or his demanding tastes between-the-sheets.
 
Does the young stud like it missionary-style, for instance?
 
On the other hand, Doggie-style might be up his alley, too.
 
Who knows!
 
The restored upscale home boasts 5,617 square feet and rests on a 17,100 square-foot plot.
 
The investment property include five bedrooms, five and a half baths, a banquet-size dining room, a music alcove and glassed-in porch.
 
The backyard is a bachelor's virtual (!) playground, natch, and features a saltwater pool, a spa, an outdoor gazebo with a wood-burning fireplace, and a carport.
 
Like Osama's infamous pad, the retreat is shielded from nosy neighbors and lookie loo's with a high wall.

Pretty Citrus trees line the edge of the Zuckerberg estate, too.
 
The tony neighborhood - known as Crescent Park - is comprised mainly of median single-family homes which sell for an average of $1.9 million.

Public records have established that the deal closed in mid-March.

And, aht the hush-hush sale, was conducted through a third party LLC.

Obviously, if those Winklevoss twins win a court judgment eventually, it will be tough placing a lien on the Zuckerberg Castle.

Smart dude!

Do you suppose he paid cash-on-the-barrel or in Facebook overvalued stock?

News at 11!

http://www.teetotaler.biz




Thursday, May 5, 2011

Google Blogspot...installs follow gadget! Fans may track the Tattler!





 




Taking a nod from twitter, google has taken a huge leap forward on the Internet by adding a follow gadget to blogspot to catch the tail end of the comet!

Blogspsot is one of the largest most highly-ranked free blog providers on the Internet.

Now, instead of bookmarking - or conducting exhaustive searches - fans of The Tattler (and other sites) have simply to click on an icon on the homepage to trigger the receipt of blog updates daily the moment they're posted on the recently purchased google site.

Hop aboard, eh?

http://www.ijulian.blogspot.com/


Monday, May 2, 2011

Osama bin Laden...Canadian takes hateful potshot at Americans! On Facebook! News coverage on terrorist excessive?




I luv my homeland Canada!
(but not the anti-American sentiment)








Whew!

Some people are so foolish!

Today, I dropped a "friend" for posting the following comment on a featured news link - on the death of Osama bin Laden - that I published on Facebook.

Hi Julian
Debbie Chambers commented on your link.

Debbie wrote:


"Enough already. Is that all you Americans can talk about is OBL? Every American tv station is talking about it.
THANK GOD IM CANADIAN!!"


See the comment thread
Reply to this email to comment on this link.
Thanks

The Facebook Team

Frankly, I am tired of the anti-American sentiment my fellow Canaidans spew out at my U.S. friends south of the Border at the drop-of-a-hat!

Enough already?

Take a hike, lady!


http://www.thetattler.biz





Osama a hunted fugitive for the past decade!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Barack Obama...jets into San Francisco! Horns of dilemma!















Once again, President Obama is jetting into the picturesque bay area to lock "horns" with the captains of Industry on the West Coast.

Actually, on the heels of a controversy over the President's reluctance to engage in a little show-and-tell by coughing up his elusive long-form birth certificate - stirred up by irascible White House hopeful Donald Trump - Obama has reiterated once again for the record that he doesn't have any horns!

"And, I became a man in Chicago," he quipped at the podium last week on the heels of the "birthing" issue which was recently resurrected - ironically - during the sacred Easter holiday season.

However, Governor Brewer nixed all that when she got cold feet and vetoed a bill to force the President's claw - er - hand.

Did Brewer back down for political reasons (with an eye to the future) or because she just doesn't have the balls anymore to fight with the big boys on the hill in Washington?

Meanwhile, the President will rub elbows with enterprising Facebook owner - Mark Zuckerberg  - and other technology leaders shortly after he touches down on the tarmac.

The spirited talks - mostly behind-closed-doors - are expected to put the spotlight on Government investments in research and development, education, and clean energy," according to Barack's handlers.

The president is slated to arrive Thursday evening, then fly out of San Francisco International Airport on Friday morning, on a precise no-nonesense time-table.

Will Barack dawdle a moment-or-two at SFO to take a gander at dazzling spanking-new Terminal 2, which was recently transformed into a jet-setter's hop-over paradise?

By the way, the President has invited fascinated voters to get involved virtually - on the Internet this intriguing time-around.

Barack is now utilizing the potent power of the world-wide-web (and its ubiquitous presence) to rustle up - a younger, hipper, more technologically-advanced demographic - which will undoubtedly help him land the election in 2012.

While the White House insists that the President is only trying to reach out to Americans who would not generally turn to traditional media sources for information, Facebook has been exploiting the situation in a sly bold-faced effort to play a major role in President Obama's political campaign next year.

It's good for business, after all.

The heck with the country, eh?

Do you suppose the hornless one owns stock in the popular social hub?

Only the Winklevoss twins - and Mark Zuckerberg - know for sure.

News at 11!

http://www.thetattler.biz




Big Brother gets technologically with-it!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Facebook...Winklevoss twins lose appeal! Porn-loving 9th Circuit Judge Alex Kozinski rebuffs litigants!








The Social Network– an Oscar-winning flick - chronicled the launch of Facebook and the tawdry rags-to-riches tale about its founder and the legal wrangling that erupted in the courts thereafter on the heels of accusations that the cocky start-up maestro - Mark Zuckerberg - stole the original idea out-from-under former business partners Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.

In my own review of the box-office hit, I underscored my sentiments.

The “idea” is the thing.

Post: 10/03/2010

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/10/social-networkfacebook-nerd-revenge.html

In the final analysis, a person who invented the “light bulb” is the genius, not the individual who imagined one in the shade of blue (to use an analogy).

In spite of that glaring reality, Zuckerberg vigorously argued to all within earshot - that without his expertise the Winklevoss pipe dream would never have gotten off-the-ground – let alone been transformed into a viable marketable enterprise on the competitive world-wide-web.

Like it or not, one glaring fact remains.

The Harvard “boys” - to the manor born with silver spoons in their mouth – were the true visionaries who hatched up the original concept (not Zuckerberg).

Undoubtedly - that’s why the anti-social (!) CEO relented - and agreed to give the two sticks-in-the-muds their due.

Consequently, an out-of-court settlement was proffered up for big bucks in favor of the dynamic duo.

End of story, right?

Not!

Shortly after Facebook took off on the Internet– and met with phenomenal success – the Winklevoss litigants did an about-face.

On the grounds that the stock was grossly overvalued when the settlement was - signed, sealed, and delivered - the poor sports elected to pursue the litigation with renewed vigor (no doubt emboldened by the “Social Network” movie script which appeared to validate their rip-off claims) with the ultimate aim of cashing-in for a bigger pay-off.

Yesterday, the grumblings of a disreputable Judge in the 9th Circuit Court of Appeal handed down a verdict - that was not only a stunner – but a  less than Judicial-sounding one!

“Tough Luck,” Chief bench warmer Alex Kozinski snapped without an ounce of compassion.

“The Winklevosses are sophisticated parties who were locked in a contentious struggle over ownership rights in one of the world’s fastest-growing companies,” he quipped in the court’s 3-0 ruling.

In part, the decision rested on evidence in the lower-court record which Kozinski stressed was legally-binding.

The controversial Judge was referring to a statement in the agreement that barred inclusion of any evidence gleened during a mediation session – including, but not limited to - misrepresentations about the value of the company stock.

“At some point litigation must come to an end,” Kozinski concluded.

This, from a Judge with dubious standing in the community-at-large - in legal circles, too - a “black sheep” who has demonstrated a nasty disregard for the rules (particularly when it pertains to his own inappropriate conduct).

California voters, lawyers, and Court Officials may recall that Judge (I use the term very loosely) Kozinski has been criticized in the past for frequenting web sites that exalt (and condone) sleazy pornography and for “downloading” disturbing erotic images to his laptop.

In addition, Kozinski has thumbed his nose at critics in the past - who lamented on the heels of the scandal - that it was highly improper (disgusting?) for a sitting Judge to flaunt his sexual perversions so publicly.

Meanwhile, in the other camp, the Winklevoss attorney has cried foul over the ruling.

According to Jerome Falk, Kozinski’s opinion raises “extremely significant questions of Federal Law” that deserve further legal scrutiny.

For good reason, a full review by the 9th Circuit may be on the horizon.

Dig a little deeper, Mr. Falk.

There may be a few greased palms involved, especially where the California court system is involved!

News at 11!

http://www.thetattler.biz




Anti-Social Social hub founder?

Monday, April 11, 2011

Olivia Somerlyn...Pop Singer a fresh-faced beauty! San Francisco talent!








16 year old Olivia Somerlyn has been causing a buzz on the Internet with a couple of her singles.

I expect that one day, as Olivia rises to the pinnacle of success in the music industry, she'll  be a much-sought-after Pop Icon influencing up-and-coming talent around the country, too.

You go, girl!

Ms. Somerlyn is attending high school - while residing in the picturesque San Francisco Bay area - balancing music and homework.

One of my contacts at a record company in Eagle Rock turned me on to Olivia's fresh look pictured above!

The catchy tunes she sings from the heart are nothing to sniff at, either!

"I'm inspired by the creative process of songwriting, and I'm passionate about telling stories through music, so I'll always make the time," cooed the young pop beauty.

In addition to composing her own music, the multi-talented teen also plays the guitar and piano with great ease.

Like any burgeoning visionary artist, there have been a handful of cool influences in the creative arena that have influenced her style.

"I'm mostly inspired by personal experiences and small pieces of sounds I come across from many different artists rather than the work of a few specific artists," she confided recently in the glare of the spotlight.

In particular, perky Olivia thrives on the passionate love stories of  Taylor Swift, the musicianship of Nick Jonas, and the individuality of Lady Gaga.

"There are so many amazing young artists that I'm influenced by in all different ways," she gushes, almost as an afterthought.

With that in mind, check out three of her singles:


*I'm Just Fine
*Only in the Movies
*Not your Girl

http://www.facebook.com/Oliviasomerlyn

http://www.thetattler.biz



Stylish, too!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Facebook...sex addict profile entry mysteriously appears! Trojan intruder!










Provided by Charlie Sheen archives!


Today, I was taken aback when I spied a curious entry on my profile at FACEBOOK.

For some inexplicable reason, there was a post - which I never published personally - which referred to myself as a sex addict.

Ha!

Nothing could be further from the truth!

Sure, I pine for wet sloppy kisses, but with a steady - and not down a back-alley - somewhere!

Obviously - some Trojan intruder (how sexual can you get?) crept in a back door at FACEBOOK (!) - and posted the offending label without my knowledge or permission.

Whoa Nellie!

I know I am sexy, sensual - and popular - but this one takes the cake.

Keep an eye-out on your own profile to ensure false, misleading, or erroneous information doesn't pop up on your homepage unexpectedly, too!

http://www.thetattler.biz




I prefer romance to promiscuous sex!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

President Obama...to meet with techies in San Francisco!




President Obama will be jetting into the Bay Area today to meet with techie execs in San Francisco.

Obama is expected to reveal his plans for his 3.7 Trillion-dollar budget.

Handlers have hinted that Obama's discussions will focus on the economy and job creation.

Obama has taken the position the his financial aid package - which includes funding for education and research - will help the U.S. remain competitive in the world marketplace if implemented.

Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook), among others, is slated to sit in on the President's meeting which is a closed-door affair not open to the press.

I trust the Prez snatched up an overcoat and umbrella before he embarked on Air Force one since he'll have to brave torrential rains that have descended on San Francisco today.

Unless the Secret Service intend to shield him from unpredictable weather conditions, too.

Later!

http://www.thetattler.biz/





Romantic enclave on the Bay


Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Oscars.."The King's Speech" overkill upsets race?










As the countdown for the upcoming Oscar celebrations wind to a close, slick promos for "The King's Speech" have revved up to a fever pitch.

Uh-huh!

Blockbuster ads have sputtered to life in rich media all over the blogosphere - and on high-brow show-biz terrain exclusive to the mainstream all across the country - as studio brass rubs their hands with glee over the truckload of nods which include Best Director, Best Actor, Best Film, and-so-forth-and-so-on.

In addition, the brokers behind-the-scenes have seen fit to trot out the stars of the flick in a media blitz, in a bold-faced effort to rustle up sales at the box office.

And, for Academy consideration, of course!

Strike while the iron is hot.

Go figure!

But, one has to wonder amidst all the hoopla, if the dizzying overkill may prove fatal at the glitzy Kodak Theatre in Hollywood come Oscar Night?

Only the "Social Network" knows for sure, folks!

News at 11!

http://www.thetattler.biz




Best Actor Noms

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Julian Ayrs 5 Top Picks...Best Screenwriter! Oscar Race 2010!












If it isn't in the script, it probably won't end up on the silver screen.

And, even if it is - not matter how eloquently or succinctly expressed on the page - it might not either.

Of course, I am referring  to the written word!

If an actor or a director attempts to rewrite 'em - on the set, in their trailer, in the toilet room, wherever  - a lament from the author will undoubtedly ring out crystal clear from the edge of the great abyss - and harshly fall on all ears within earshot.

"Over my dead body!"

Even so, the almighty word is not always written in stone, once the artful turn-of-a-phrase has been rustled up out-of-the-blue.

I adhere to the old addage that words have power.

Words have the ability to - uplift, instill fear, inspire, cause hurt - you name it.

A wordsmith - with the magical gift to touch or utter up thoughts that resonate to the very core of a sentient being - is a rare and wonderful individual.

In the realm of screenwriting, in particular.

In the hands of a lesser talent - dialogue may end up stilted, a plot line inplausible, the ability to move one greatly lacking in emotion or righteous joy- you betcha!

As a former Literature Agent (who represented screenwriters) I can wholeheartedly attest to that fact!

With that in mind, I offer up my five (5) Top Picks for Screenplay for a feature film (Oscar Race 2010).

Here are the nominees not in any particular order:

Aaron Sorkin
The Social Network

David Seidler
The King's Speech

Joel & Ethan Cohen
True Grit

Michael Arndt
Toy Story

Billy Ivory
Made in Dagenham

http://www.thetattler.biz/




Saturday, January 8, 2011

Roseanne Barr...exits Facebook It's all about me!









A dishy - silver-haired Roseanne Barr - has been turning up at book-signing gigs to affix her familiar "Joan Henry" to a spanking bullsh** tome on sale on bookshelves this week at top retailers around the country.

The mature look - some say a tad reminiscent of the one Diane Keaton sports like a comfortable old sensible shoe - suits the grand old dame of stand-up and sitcom comedy to a "t".

For the most part, Ms. Barr appears to be at peace with herself and the world.

Not with Facebook, however!

The racy comedienne - undisputed Queen of the snappy comeback - found the high-profile social hub a frustrating annoying experience.

"I thought I would join Facebook to keep my fans updated. But, the members on the site are only keen on chatting about themselves. They don't want to hear about me or what I have to say," she laughed cynically i so many words to a TV host during the course of an off-the-wall interview yesterday.

'Ya don't say!

Wasn't the much-ballyhooed tattooed lady hip to that fact (long before she logged on to become a member of the self-serving site) that the concept of  "Me, Myself, and I" reigns supreme?

The founders didn''t come up with the name - Facebook - for no good reason.

Indeed!

A web sight that focuses on "face" values is a losing proposition for intelligent sentient beings seeking like-minded souls (even a meaningful dialogue) in the overall scheme of things.

Mensa is more up your alley, Roseanne!

See 'ya at their next meeting, eh?

http://www.thetattler.biz

Sunday, December 19, 2010

You've got to have friends...Jack Black takes over MySpace!





King of MySpace?




It's been uncanny!

For several weeks - whenever I signed in to my Facebook page - right off-the-bat I couldn't help but notice that the Dalai Lama (Buddhist Spiritual leader) - just posted to the Internet seconds earlier!

Then, the curious phenomenon started to unfold in respect to Ryan Seacrest, too.

The contributions of the winsome twosome are quite different in substance, however.

For instance, whenever his "Holiness" posts a message, it tends to be of a philosophical nature, so I tend to mull over the nuggets of wisdom before heading out for the day to undertake chores and what-have-you.

Ryan Seacrest - on the other hand - tends to utter up short sweet ditties about the curiousities of "Yogurt" or the tantalizing aroma of catering-truck fast-foods that assail his sensitive nostrils as he speeds onto the lot over at E News!

Like myself, Ryan tends to be an observer, who takes note of trends and the quirks that move - and ultimately inspire - the human animal during the course of the routine work day (and the party-hearty sizzling' hot nights that rev up under an intense golden orb setting sun on the West Coast shores).

Just the other day, I was quite surprised (and flattered) to receive a friend request from comic Jack Black.

Although I am fond of his wild antics - on-camera-and-off - I have yet to review one of his flicks.

But, he's on my radar now, you betcha!

Shortly after I shuffled Mr. Black to the top of my "friends" list on MySpace, the multi-talented dude fired off a post which caused me to ceremoniously whoop-and-holler a tad.

Jack announced that he's taking over MySpace.

Well, the site could do with a zany character at the helm, if only to spice things up a tad!

After promoting Eminem's record these past few months at The Tattler, the intriguing rapper has come on board as a friend, too.

Hmmm!

Wonder what the reclusive Pop Icon's really like when you get him along in a corner somewhere out of the glare of the spotlight?

Just a normal dude, I expect.

Bottom line, as Bette Midler would say:

"You've got to have friends"

Amen, baby!

http://www.thetattler.biz/



You've got to have friends!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

LA TIMES Actor's panel...Carey Mulligan, Jesse Eisenberg & Andrew Garfield bare souls!






Filmgoers anxiously queued up in front of the historic Egyptian Theatre last night to nab a coveted seat at a panel discussion which focused on the behind-the-scenes underbelly of Hollywood - and bask in the reflected glow of three of their favorite young stars - Carey Mulligan, Andrew Garfield, and Jesse Eisenberg who are currently skyrocketing to success in the film biz.

Despite shoddy production glitches - typical of the incompetent and unprofessional AFI Fest staff who organized the event - excited guests were hopeful that they were in for an entertaining night once the way was paved.

Indeed!

The festivities got off to a bumpy start as Amy Kaufman - the nervous host who covers the youth beat for the LA TIMES - struggled to get her bearings before the packed house.

It was quite evident from the get-go that Ms. Kaufman was a tad inexperienced - too green, to put it succinctly - to handle the task at hand.

But, the special event - in true show biz tradition - went on nonetheless despite a few ugly burps and distracting hiccups that stalled the proceedings now-and-then.

For example, guests were forced to endure a few awkward moments when the three celebrated guests trotted up to the podium, and were at a loss to fathom where to sit.

Obviously, the hapless actors needed a bit of direction in that regard.

Meanwhile, the AFI staff stood around slack-jawed, clueless about what action to take to rectify the embarrassing ongoing problems.

Once the panel discussion got underway, for instance, technical problems threatened to spoil the evening as well.

Microphones failed, film clips washed out on the wide-screen in an unprofessional fashion, you name it.

At times, guests were forced to strain forward in their seats in a bold-faced effort to hear the ongoing dialogue just out-of-reach on the cement floor below the wide screen, where the acoustics were definitely lousy to begin without amplification.

There was quite a bit of incoherent mumbling going on for the first ten minutes or so until the event finally found its legs and delivered up.

The audience was quite forgiving, so the event sailed on pretty smoothly, once the technical oversights resolved about a quarter-of-the-way into the panel discussion.

Carey Mulligan was the the most poised and professional of the three performers.

The lads tended to hum-and-haw a lot - even stumble for words on occasion - when the searing glare of the spotlight was tossed on them.

Andrew Garfield was probably the most intriguing guest of all.

Quite often - he waxed poetically (rambled on incoherently, too) - as he struggled to utter up witty responses to a handful of Kaufman's potentially-revealing queries.

It had not escaped his attention that pressures may derail his peace of mind in the near future - when he embarks on his next project - in which he portrays "Spiderman" (in a role Toby McGuire took on which ended up totally defining the character to audience satisfaction).

He joked that he'd be that guy in the audience lamenting the casting choice.

'Oh, shit! Who hired that English fool to play spidey," he blurted our at one point, to a roar of approval from the audience.

Garfield was probably the most insecure actor, of the three on the hot seat, too.

He worried about the way his eyebrows looked, what fans might think of his walk, that sort-of-thing.
The English actor had no problem knocking the profession - and actors, in particular - either.

"Actors hang out in a sandbox. Live in a dream world. And, they make so much money. It's criminal, really," he protested, in so many words.

But, he was inclined to confess, there was a moment in a stage production in England when he had a revelation about art and truth that set things right in his questioning mind.

"Deep," Andy Kaufman kidded in a knee-jerk reaction to the actor's obvious over-blown sense of self-importance and worth as a B-list talent kicking around the fringes of the Hollywood scene.

Occasionally, he was spontaneous, and funny.

When Kaufman asked how the three actors broke into the business - wondered if they had connections and all that - Garfield's lightning response was delightful.

"I come from the Garfield dynasty of actors. My father was a spear carrier - third on the left - in a successful Shakespearean production," he coughed up dead-pan.

Actually, through-out the revealing interview, he displayed a rather droll sense of humor.

Carey Mulligan insisted that she was terrified whenever she was forced to appear on the red carpet.

"I found it is helpful to have a Martini before-hand," she giggled.

I agree, baby!

"Or, take along friends and family, with the aim of seeing the hoopla from their perspective," she added as an afterthought.

"My brother went wild over the cops handling security at the Oscars. He hung out the window, totally blown away by their big guns," she confided.

The audiences were particularly fascinated with the two male actors since both just appeared in the phenomenally successful film bio on the founder of FaceBook (The Social Network).

I reviewed the film a few weeks ago.

Post:  10/01/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/10/social-networkfacebook-nerd-revenge.html

"I met people who knew Mark. They'd pass on information like - 'he had a weak handshake' - and that sort-of-thing," Eisenberg quipped gleefully.

But, for the most part, the fresh face in the industry was inclined to go along with the character fleshed out for the screen by the talented insightful script-writer on the project.

One actor noted that his cousin landed a job at FaceBook towards the end of the shoot, and ended up in the enviable position of being able to disclose some curious secrets kept under wraps until recently.

For instance, aalthough  Zuckerberg initially stated to the press that he was not going to screen the film, the actor's relative noted that the founder of FaceBook actually rented a movie theatre one day and treated the staff to a private screening of the controversial flick.

"Later, he took them out for Apple Teas, in a cheeky response to a scene where it was alleged that was the popular drink consumed by staffers running the social hub at the time," he snickered.

Also, Zuckerberg made a point of telling the cousin that he thought the actor who portrayed him in the film bio, did a good job.

However, the actor accused that it was a clever public relations ploy, on the part of Zuckerberg.

"He was trying to be diplomatic to my cousin," he summed up smugly.
When Kaufman referred to Zuckerberg as the "contested founder", by the way, he was adamant that  - "no" - his character (Zuckerberg) was a founder (among a handful of visionaries who contributed to the initial success of the popular web site).

Surprisingly, Carey Mulligan fessed up that she had a weird relationship with Michael Douglas on the set of Wall Street.

"We were quite distant," she confided.

After some prodding by Kaufman, Ms. Mulligan noted that the production was not too different than earlier independent films she worked on, in many respects.

"The food was better at craft service, though. And, the crew was larger since we were working in NYC.  But, the shooting schedule was just eleven weeks."

The pretty English actress got her first break when she attended an "open call" audition for "Pride & Prejudice" for a small role.

"I snagged it," she noted with glee.

The actress admitted that press reports alleging that she took the bus in Los Angeles when she moved here, and stayed at a Best Western Hotel, were true.

But, a slightly harrowing event at a bus stop, changed all that one day.

"I was standing there waiting for the Metro when a car - with blacked-out windows - glided up and pulled to a stop. The side window rolled down, and a man inside pointed a gun at me. Then, he laughed wickedly, just before tearing off down the street."

Welcome to Los Angeles, Carey!

All three performers admitted what appears to be a common fear among actors.

"I didn't work for a year after the Wall Street shoot. I didn't know if I would ever work again," Mulligan fessed up.

By the way, I loved her acting in the Michael Douglas vehicle, and raved about her in my review.

Post:  10/01/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/10/wall-streetoliver-stone-atheist-michael.html

Technical snafus aside, the night end up a real charmer, in my opinion.

I predict these three - provided they get over their insecurities, unfounded fears and phobias - will go far in the film biz.

Break a leg, kids!

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Friday, October 1, 2010

The Social Network...Facebook & Nerd revenge! Tawdry tale about friends!









The idea is the thing.

And - for the creatively-minded - they tend to be a dime-a-dozen.

Such is the blessed curse bestowed on society's true artists and visionaries.

What to do, when there is no creative well, to draw on?

The unscrupulous steal the commodity, by diabolical means if necessary, natch.

And so, with this in mind, the tawdry tale of the Facebook phenomenon unfolds on the luminous silver screen in all its conivving, deceitful, under-handed, back-stabbing detail.

In this intense, well-written drama by Aaron Sorkin, the audience is treated to a modern-day tragedy where friends are just numbers, clicks all-powerful, and betrayal a sweet revenge in Silicon Valley best served up cold on an internet browser.

And what transpires along the insightful journey?

A celebrated nerd (Mark Zuckerberg) - once-lauded for allegedly drumming up the Facebook concept  - is exposed for the worm that he is and his worthy ethical-minded adversaries exonerated.

What a morality tale!

The Social Network is slick, powerful, and bang-on - particularly in respect to  its depiction of  the misguided (troubled) student body of this era - who crave recognition (and acceptance) from their peers at whatever cost.

For Zuckerberg it was a lesson in the ironies of life.

Although he would eventually rustle up 500 million facebook members on websites around the globe, he ended up a lonely billionaire, unable to fathom the true nature of friendship.

Undoubedly, that is why Facebook has turned out to be the most superficial social network on the Internet.


Zuckerberg & Napster creator!

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Monday, September 6, 2010

Facebook...Mark Zuckerberg & Social Network crosses privacy line! Again!



After catching a preview of the upcoming feature film "The Social Network" - which is the tawdry tale about the unscrupulous young entrepreneur who allegedly stole the idea for "Facebook" from his best friend in College - I've been pretty much decided that the folks were run the social hub are true scumbags.

For starters, the brass at the company - which is finally earning a profit hand-over-fist after many lean years (despite the networking giant's popularity) - don't give a damn about a member's right to privacy.

Indeed, in recent years, Facebook appears tobe the only company on the Internet facing widespread criticism on the issue.

Is the owner of Facebook (Mark Zuckerberg) really that clueless?

Or, does he just feign ignorance, in a deceitful effort to push the privacy limits?

What is obvious to most in respect to individual rights, fails to utter up a blip on the radar at Facebook headquarters.

In spite of continued protests - and bad press - Zuckerberg continues to slap  members in the face.

Recently, I have been hot under-the-collar over so-called security measures they implemented to ensure that individuals who check in from Wi-Fi hot spots around the Nation when they are on vacation or a business trip out-of-town - are "who" they allege they are with a right to access their account.

For instance, I encountered a lot of hooey when I attempted to log on from a cafe in San Francisco, in spite of the fact I inputted my correct ID and password.

Once the data was  keyed in, an unexpected pop-up dialogue informed me that since I was checking in from a location which was not my normal log-in site, they required that I identify "friends" circled in photographs "lifted" from my Facebook page.

As I noted in my previous post, Facebook proceeded to select images of "friends" of "friends" who I was not familiar with by "sight".

How was I expected to name a total stranger I never met before?

Needless to say, they were obviously embarrassed by the goof  - because they proceeded to not only ignore my e-mail communications - but the post as well.

Post: 08/18/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/facebookstupid-security-measures.html

However, at this juncture, the fishing expedition shifted into a more sinister mode.

When I attempted to log in today, for instance, Facebook offered up two options to verify my identity.

I could continue the process of photo identification (a waste of  valuable time) or input a code they would provide by e-mail or telephone call.

Say what?

Since I did not provide Facebook with any current land-line telephone number, my antennae suddenly went up.

Did the staff think that I wanted to be bothered on my personal phone line with such nonsense?

Needless to say, their latest attempt to intrude - and secure confidential contact information by deceitful surreptitious means - is highly suspect.

Why didn't they try to reach me by normal means - by e-mail communication - for instance?

It's never failed before!

Clearly, this was a diabolical ploy to obtain my private telephone number, so they could turn around and pass it out to - pushy advertisers, snake-oil salesmen, singles club floggers  - you name it.

Does Facebook honestly think that I have nothing better to do than answer telephone calls from  slimy bozos like that throughout the day and long into the night after the dishes from the supper hour have been stowed away?

Go fly a kite, Zucker!




a**hole!


Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Facebook...stupid security measures frustrate! Clueless staff idiots!






Today, at a cafe in San Francisco, I attempted to log-in to my account at Facebook as usual, when I encountered a stupid automatic security measure from the staff at the social hub site.

Although I have accessed my account from the same location over the past week, the dialogue box alleged that since the WiFi service was "allegedly" one that I never facilitated before, that it would be necessary to establish my identity before access would be allowed to my account!

I can appreciate the necessity of security measures, but what followed next, was sheer lunacy!

Instead of requesting pertinent relevant information to firmly establish "who I am" (such as password and/or ID number), Facebook elected to select photos from my "friends" list, with a demand that I identify individuals they "circled" (copy-catting Perez Hilton, I dare say!) in the snapshots posted on my facebook pages.

Ludicrous!

For starters - they picked "friends of friends"  in the publicity stills - who I have never met in my entire life.

How am I expected to fathom who a total stranger is?

Facebook members who fail to correctly answer two of the so-called "identifying" questions will be denied access on the grounds they established they were not the owner (member) of the account.

But, get this!

One minute, Facebook is arguing to the news media that their service should permit other individuals to be informed of a member's location status, when they are kibitzing on line.

In the next, they are questioning from whence an individual logs on - in spite of the fact it is a matter-of-record in their "private files" - that the Member has checked in from that "hot spot" on dozens of occasions.

The folks at Facebook are idiots in my estimation!

As Leonardo DiCaprio might say in - "Catch me if you Can" - do your concur?

There outta be a law against such nonesense!

Facebook is more trouble than its worth at this juncture.





Facebook denies access on looney-tunes grounds!

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Morphine...OMG! Don't mix with alcohol! Deadly potential...




Morphine potentially dangerous when mixed with alcohol!





In spite of all the sensational hoopla that tends to swirl around a celebrity when they get busted for a DUI - in tandem with a dose of prescription drugs - let's say - simple facts about the potential side effects of the interaction of the two are often left cloaked in intrigue and mystery.

Sometimes the end result may be a tragedy or two.

For example, even I invited a close-call the other night, when I threw caution to the oasis winds and headed out for a cocktail after it slipped my mind that a nurse gave me an injection of morphine just prior to my discharge at Sunrise Medical facility just earlier.

Suddenly, out-of-the-blue - as I delighted in a little action at the slot machines - blood rushed to my face as wobbly sailor's legs also gave the visual impression that I was slightly bombed to all of the other Casino guests in attendance at the midnight hour at the tony Hilton.

And, it was tough-going the following morning - when I found myself in a bit of a lingering stupor and struggling to haul ass out of my comfy bed - as I attempted to  locate an in-depth pamphlet on the subject of  drugs and their potential side effects.

OMG!

According to the manufacturers - inadvertently mixing morphine and alcohol was not only unwise - but potentially life-threatening.

No wonder I was nearly knocked on my a** unexpectedly as the romantic evening unfolded.

Needless to say, I expect to be more careful in the future when out for a night on the town.