Facebook...sex addict profile entry mysteriously appears! Trojan intruder!

Provided by Charlie Sheen archives!

Today, I was taken aback when I spied a curious entry on my profile at FACEBOOK.

For some inexplicable reason, there was a post - which I never published personally - which referred to myself as a sex addict.

Ha!

Nothing could be further from the truth!

Sure, I pine for wet sloppy kisses, but with a steady - and not down a back-alley - somewhere!

Obviously - some Trojan intruder (how sexual can you get?) crept in a back door at FACEBOOK (!) - and posted the offending label without my knowledge or permission.

Whoa Nellie!

I know I am sexy, sensual - and popular - but this one takes the cake.

Keep an eye-out on your own profile to ensure false, misleading, or erroneous information doesn't pop up on your homepage unexpectedly, too!

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I prefer romance to promiscuous sex!

David Duchovny...lands stint in Off-Broadway play!

Twist of lemon with that?

Fans of David Duchovny will be delighted to hear that the "Californication" star has been slated for a stint in an Off-Broadway production of the "The Break of Noon".

But, there is plenty of time to snap up tickets.

The curtain does not go up on the "Neil LaBute" play until playful multi-colored leaves start to flutter to the earth in the fall (October).

Duchovny will tread the boards at the Lucille Lortel Theatre in the "Big apple".

In "Noon", playwright Neil LaBute has woven an intriguing tale about a man named John Smith (Duchovny) who survives an office shooting and undergoes a dramatic spiritual and religious transformation.

At press time, there was no mention of any other actors associated with the project.

http://www.julianayrs.com/

Good Samaritan...with ulterior motives!

Drats!

Yesterday morning I hopped into my vehicle and there wasn't enough juice in the battery to turn the engine over.

Upon closer inspection, I was able to determine I left my parking lights on.

Duh!

I lifted the hood, nonetheless, and thought I would double-check the wiring to make sure the connections weren't loose.

As I was doing my butch handy-work, a white male cruised up - at which point - I relayed my dilemma.

"Do you have cables," he softly asked.

When I nodded in the affirmative, he paused a beat, then half-whispered through the open window:

"Would you like to get su**ed?"

Well, that wasn't exactly the kind of jump start I was looking for!

Billy Crystal said it best:

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

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