Dave has elegant taste in ties!
The guest segment was titillating, to say the least.
And, right out of the starter's gate - shortly after Sean Diddy Combs alighted on Dave's couch - his "glassy-eyed" stare said it all.
The controversial front man was high on something.
Just maybe, that was why he was in such a horny mood, eh?
What else would account for his diarrhea of the mouth on the subject of sex-texting?
Was he so oblivious to the fact he was embarrassing Letterman - who turned beet red a few minutes into the jaw-dropping in-your-groin chat - by openly gossiping about Brett Favre's addictive past-time of exposing his penis on a communication device?
"Actually, if you use a certain Blackberry at a particular angle, it makes your penis look bigger," he wickedly pointed out to Dave.
"So, of course, you're going to want to show it off to everyone," he blurted out with a suggestive grunt.
Ooops!
What do they say about loose lips sinking ships?
A comment about "fish eye" lenses underscored that Sean Diddly Combs has undoubtedly been experimenting with the possibilities.
Fortunately, unlike Diddy, I don't need any props to entice potential lovers.
Maybe folks are mistaken.
Once you've had Black - in the case of Bo Diddy Combs, anyway - you always go back?
At this point, Combs touted the notion - that spicing things up with lovers - was a sexy way to keep the juices flowing.
Do 'ya suppose he has to take Viagra, too?
When Dave dragged out a publicity still of Combs standing astride a likeness of the pop star at Madame Tussuad's Museum, he waxed poetic.
"I've got my double at Tussuad's, and a star on the Hollywood strip, so I feel like showing off my penis right now," he joked, half-seriously.
In addition, the black rapper had some words of advice to nubile novices, to avoid scandal or too much "exposure" on the National tabloid news outlets.
"Cut off the head, though. Just show your naked body from the neck down," he dead-panned to the rapt audience who sat stone-faced and shocked by the racy explicit dialogue.
"How many of you haven't shown your naked body parts to a loved one," he quizzed, at this juncture.
There wasn't any show of hands, so just maybe, studio fans were also caught with their dicks - and what-have-you - in the wringer, too.
Gotcha!
Dave worried about the radiation.
"I wouldn't want to show my thing," he adamantly stated for the record.
"I feel for Favre. He's a great pro ball player," Combs gushed in response, in so many words.
"So, if he wants to share his naked penis on his cell, that's okay by me," he continued non-plussed.
"But I thought it was kind of a mass mailing," Letterman quipped - at which point - the guests in the stands roared.
"It was kind-of like - 'Here it is' - Dave guffawed.
"Anyone want it?"
Oh boy, nothing worse than sloppy seconds!
Sean Diddy Combs anxious to show off penis
