BP...shocking revelations about Oil Giants! Dead people offered advice!

The allegations were pretty startling to say the least!

Shortly after the President signed off on his hum-drum speech to his fellow Americans, news began breaking around the country that at least three of the major oil companies (BP included) relied on the same celebrated scientist for input on the Gulf  crisis.

There was one glaring problem, however.

The expert in the oil industry field died years ago!

But, that wasn't the only revelation that triggered a shockwave on news wires at dusk this evening.

Upon close scrutiny, investigators - hot on the oil spill scandal - spotted other telling irregularities in respect to researched materials (allegedly backed up by legitimate thorough studies by academics) that the industry brass relied on to monitor and maintain their facilities.

With the exception of a phrase or two altered here and there, the exalted reports were almost carbon copies of each other, informed sources revealed.

As tongues began to wag, inquisitive truth seekers reflected on the phenomenon - and likewise - offered up their thoughts on the bizarre coincidence.

"Perhaps one consulting firm was hired (and duly paid) to compile the manual book initially," one astute news hound speculated.

Down the road, when another industry giant sought reference material on the same subject, clearly an unscrupuolous (lazy) employee at the firm had enough larceny in them to just alter a few words in the original report with an eye on racking in a wad of cash for a similar version without much effort.

Who knows!

Just maybe, a clever devil "cut & paste" the material right off the Internet.

As one anchor pointed out, in the event management at either of the big three had ventured beyond the eye-catching cover page, they have have spied embarrassing errors just beyond the first page.

For example, in at least one chapter, the author's factual data is way off-base.

What a hoot!

As was the case with the controversial Immigration Reform Law in Arizona, I just betcha a fiver, that the President hasn't even cracked open the cover to that ambitious  historical tome.

Bet he's familiar with the criteria for submitting a candidate for a Nobel Peace Prize, though.

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Sarah Palin...the lady is a c**t!

Now I have to go suck d**k...


When the news about Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter broke last week amid a hornet's nest of controversy, Barack Obama responded like a gentleman.

"Families are off-limits," he noted matter-of-fact to a gaggle of reporters anxious for a scoop.

The Democrat's presidential hopeful acted in good taste and refused to "go there".

In spite of the kindness, Palin took the stage in the two-faced - um - twin cities - and proceeded to take nasty pokes at the well-mannered Senator from Illinois.

She derided the publication of his two books, scorned the staging of his big speech at the Democratic National Convention in Denver last week - and likewise - tore into him on the pervading question of hands-on "experience" in the political arena.

Yes, that was the thanks tossed his way for displaying a modicum of decorum, in a crucial moment of support.

Let's face it, the lady (and I use the term loosely) is a c**t!

Although Barack's advisers have instructed that he handle his female opponent with kid gloves - for a myriad of reasons - I highly recommend the opposite.

In view of her bit**y behaviour at the National Convention - I wholly recommend Barack slip on a spritely-colored pair of boxing gloves - and deliver up a fatal knock-out punch pronto!

But - the upstart from icy Alaska - did not restrict her attacks to the Democrats.

She levelled her shotgun and took potshots at the media, too.

"Here's a little news flash for all those reporters and commentators," she chortled to the packed house of freeloaders in the convention hall.

"I'm not going to Washington to serve their good opinion. I'm going to Washington to serve the people of this great country."

For starters, would that be the one that she tried to secede from?

No matter.

In the intense glare of the spotlight, Palin established just how stupid she really is.

Although she may not be trying to curry good favor with the media, she should have been mindful of one important fact.

The republicans (especially Palin) are going to have to rely on those reporters and newsies - she looks askance at - to get the party message "out".

Yup - the waddling Walrus from the great white north - just stepped in another pile of Caribou dung.

And, I expect there are a handful of mischievous media rats, ready to rub her nose in it, too.

According to my sources, bright and early this morning, a hard-core battalion of journalists around the country have already taken their knives out.

Notwithstanding the foregoing, I laughed-out-loud this morning, when I noticed that a handful of the dailies were reporting that Palin was well-received under the big top.

Heh, guys!

She was thick in the republican camp.

Don't you think the wranglers and the handlers and the party lackeys - revved up the crowds prior to show-time -in a dazzling bold-faced effort to make a good show of it for Joe Public tuning in on the boob tube?

What a hollow effort!

Savvy voters are already keen to the fact that Palin's just a nasty pit bull tarted up with a smidgen of lipstick, a reformer when it comes to changing her mind on issues that don't fit well with her self-serving interests down-the-road, and a consummate pro when it comes to horse-whipping, spinning lies, conjuring up tall tales about her glory days up north, engaging in clandestine cover-ups, and so forth and so on.

In sum, she's just another corrupt politician in a party dress!


The party is over...