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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Ryan Reynolds...masturbates to Spanish Soap Operas! Prefers 6 pack of beer, eh?










On the show-biz circuit to promote the "Green Lantern" (released around the country at a theatre near you this week) Ryan Reynolds (sexy flavor of the month) fessed up that he was suspended from a high school in Vancouver (B.C.) for being a naughty cut-up when he was a pimply-faced teen.

But, the penalty - according to the buffed hunk (who sauntered out from behind the curtain in an elegant cream-colored suit teamed with a tasteful chic tie on one top-rated talk-show) - was a plus.

"That's punishment? Staying home from school?" he chuckled to the host, in so many words.

"I just laid back on my bed all day and masturbated to Spanish soap operas!"

Uh-huh!

Those Latino hunks are sure to cause a rise in the old Levis - if that's your cup-of-tea - that is.

Maybe Ryan should hook up with Ricky Martin next time they cross paths on the red carpet, eh?

By the way, Mr. Reynolds appears to have "butched-up" his act a smidgen since the last time I caught one of his insightful (!) interviews on the telly.

Somehow, the outgoing performer came across as less "gay" than he usually does.

His cut muscled bod doesn't hurt his image, for starters.

But, according to the charismatic actor - who triggers whoops and hollers from fans (both female & male) whenever he makes a public appearance (and in movie theatres when he pops up on screen) - he's ready to heave whenever a reporter quizzes him about his awesome abs.

Now that the action-adventure film is in the can and screening around the Nation - and the strenuous work-outs are behind him - the handsome thespian underscores that he pines to loll about on the couch and chug-a-lug about ten beers.

"I'm Canadian, after all," he shrugs, without apology.

Yup!

Us Canucks can party-hearty, alright.

And, kick some butt, when the local hockey team loses big time in a sports match.

By the way, I intend to catch the "Green Lantern" over the weekend (and will post a review in the next few days).

'Til then!

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Monday, August 9, 2010

Teen Choice Awards...tonight on TV! Robert Pattinson! Miley Cyrus! Justin Bieber!








Male performers from Glee showed up to co-host the12th Annual Teen Choice Awards alongside pop star Katy Perry, heartthrob Justin Bierber gave a live! exciting performance on stage after winning a bevy of the prestigious teen awards, and a throng of wild ecstatic fans are expected to party on in the stands come hell or high water.

Yes, tonight, the Teen choice awards are underway on Fox TV and slated to zip along to an explosive finale at the end of the glitzy star-studded night (AUG 9 at 8/7c)

If you're into tawdry soap tales, you caught sight of Levi Johnston - and his nemesis Sarah Palin - at the glitzy Fox par-tay (the disgruntled ingrate just filmed a video that mirrors his scandalous relationship with Bristol Palin).

Twilight Hunk - Robert Pattinson - is expected to trot up to the podium to utter a word or two in the event he wins for best actor.

Insiders whisper that he's so shy, he'll probably invite the cast of the box-office hit on-stage, to assist with the Teen Choice duties.

Taylor Lautner (Twilight hunk) just won a coveted prize and thanked - of all people - his dentist.

What about his trainer?

Eminem just won best Rap Artist!

You can purchase Eminem's album by clicking on the link on the Tattler website!

Lady Gaga snatched up a prize, too, in addition to handsome soccer stud David Bechham.

If you're a star gazer, you may want to scan the TV screen for a peak at - Ellen DeGeneres, George Lopez, and Sandra Bullock - who are lurking in the shadows pining for the days when they were once teenagers.

I'll have all the Teen Choice Awards scoop for 'ya tomorrow on the Tattler!



Friday, July 2, 2010

Sandra Bullock...divorce finalized with outlaw Jesse James!




Does Sandra have a dark side?



I guess all the t's were crossed and all the i's were dotted, because - according to the court clerk in Austin (Texas) - perky actress Sandra Bullock and outlaw Jesse James are now legally divorced.

No hitches!

Ms. Bullock will return to smart choices in movie projects, and James - aka celebrity biker - will roar off into the sunset with god knows "what" hugging his tattooed hulk from behind!

I say, good riddance to white-trailer trash, Ms. Bullock.


Thursday, June 10, 2010

MTV Movie Awards...wild & woolly! Sandra Bullock lipstick lesbo kiss! Vampires score big!




The poor man's Julia Roberts!





The MTV Movie Awards were - wild and woolly, prone to lapses of judgment, rife with high-spirited hi-jinks - even poignant at times.

A lipstick lesbian, the alter-ego of Tom Cruise (in a show-stopping dance routine with Jennifer Lopez prettying up the theatrical terrain), and a bobbing Mark Wahlberg loose-as-a-goose caused tongues to wag at water coolers around the country the next day.

The racy ribald humor and streak of rat-a-tat expletives (for the most part nipped in the bud by quick thinking censors - except for a zinger or two - that broke through the shackles intended to harness them) didn’t surprise many.

What do you expect from a network hell-bent on churning out hip edgy hip material to satiate the robust free-wheeling organic tastes of their enviable demographic.

Hands down, MTV gets the nod for hustling up a smattering of precious television moments, that the competition will be struggling to match 'til network television doomsday.

Just around the corner, I expect.

Today, it was no surprise, then - to happen across a news clip in one of the morning papers - which reported that MTV was inclined to apologize for the raunchy material that splashed out over the airwaves non-stop to the delight of rapt viewers.

Ho-Hum.

Business as usual.

In true Hollywood style, the brass at MTV milked the much-anticipated musical extravaganza, for all it was worth.

To entice Sandra Bullock out-of-hiding, for example, the suits created a special Movie Award sure to drum up a ratings blockbuster if the scandal-ridden gal graced the stage with her presence.

Unfortunately, opportunistic starlets - like Scarlett Johansson - seized on the moment to thrust themselves into the glare of the spotlight.

In one of those awkward - you had to be there off-the-wall moments - the lipstick lesbo strode up to the stage begging for a kiss.

Say what?

Talk about queer!

Good sport that she is, Sandra plunked a deep one (somewhat reminiscent of the tongue probe that Al Gore surprised Tipper with) on her pouty lips.

Yeah, a real gagger.

That out of the way, Sandra uttered up one of the sanest sentiments of the night.

“Can we get back to normal now?”

When Tom Cruise gyrated on stage - with shaved head and bizarre wardrobe get-up - many anticipated another golden “couch” moment in spite of the fact Oprah was nowhere in sight.

Surprise!

The former mega-star - struggling for credibility in Tinsel-town after he slipped through the cracks in recent days for head-shaking screwball antics - pulled off an entertaining performance with a slightly out-of-character Jennifer Lopez at his side.

Wonders never cease.

The show continued at a dizzying pace - jokes jolted, fizzled, titillated, struck a chord or didn’t - go figure!

Uh-huh!

The smorgasbord of visual and audio delights was nothing short of a zany parade, with something for everyone, amidst a zoo-like atmosphere that stuck to the wall.

But, the big winner of the night was Twilight.

The sequel - Eclipse - nabbed 5  trophies - to the delight of fans who went wild at the mere mention of their cult hit!

Yes, the Vampire genre continues to propel the industry forward.

For MTV, it's a good marriage with  the Twilight franchise.

Both, will suck the life out of you, if you let ‘em.


Thursday, April 15, 2010

Dancer...silly goose thinks she can edit life! Duh...






Some people are wacko, alright!

Today, for instance, a dancer I caught on HD Video in a performance last year at a Nightclub in Beverly Hills contacted me with a bizarre request without batting-an-eye.

Obviously, the silly goose hasn't any little grey cells in her pretty little head.

In a short e-mail communication, she asked that I delete her name from the credits, because she was trying to edit her performances so that only her best work would be listed on searches on the Internet.

Duh!

Does this nervy little broad honestly think that she can edit life?

Just imagine, if that suddenly became the case, scandal ridden dudes like Tiger Woods and what's his name (Bullock's hubbie) would be scrambling for blemish control at all the major news outlets around the Nation fast-and-furious.

If it dawned on someone one day that the scandals appeared to have vanished into thin air - along the lines of the plot twist on Dallas years ago - the high-profile bad boys could simply assert that it must have all  been a bad dream.

Sometimes the gall (and stupidity) of folks is astounding, don't 'ya think?




Send me no flowers!

 

Monday, March 8, 2010

The Oscars..."Hurt Locker" scores big amid controversy! Jeff Bridges & Sandra Bullock nab best thespian honors! Oddball Clooney intrigues...





Wins Best Picture & Best Director!



Amid a swarm of controversy, Hurt Locker - Kathryn Bigelow's feature on an elite bomb squad - scored big at the Oscars this evening with 6 Academy Awards.

The win for Best Director, in particular, was greeted with mixed emotions though.

To the keen eye - behind-the-scenes politics - obviously forced the Academy's hand which was a disappointing turn of affairs for worthy competitors standing in the wings at the Kodak Theatre.

Are we expected to believe that Barbara Streisand was chosen to present an Oscar for the best director - a coveted prize which eluded her in the past (in part due to a nasty personality problem which rankled many in Hollywood over the years) - by coincidence?

Of course, when the aging superstar (who turned out in a shoddy outfit befitting a day rummaging through cast-offs in second-hand clothing shops in a bad-part of town) opened the envelope and quipped - "the time has come" -  it was obvious to everyone biting their tongues on the edge of their seats that the female nominee had won.

When the band struck up a few chords of  "I am Woman" it was a sinister tip-off that something wasn't so kosher (ironic once again, Ms. Streisand) at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences.

Unfortunate, when you fathom in that other nominees - more talented and deserving - were ripe for the win.

In retrospect, it is difficult to take Hollywood and its tribal rituals, seriously.

But, the night's festivities were an entertaining ride for the most part, rife with high and low moments.

There was a least one poignant foray, too.

A clubby atmosphere hung thick in the air at the tony Kodak Theatre.

Some of the choicest moments spontaneously sprang into frame when camera-men zoomed in on stars who were unaware that they were being broadcast live to millions around the globe.

When a live clip of Matt Dillon was flashed onscreen (best supporting actor nominee) the lens caught him muttering something to his wife which didn't appear to be too flattering.

Oh, to have been a fly on his shoulder.

Jason Reitman - a cool director (nominated for "Up in the Air) - appeared to be disgusted with at least one "Hurt Locker" win.

For those who are unfamiliar with Reitman, check out a couple of my posts which covered recent screenings he hosted at a popular Revival House in Hollywood with Jennifer Grey, Luke Wilson, Daniel Stern &  Chris Klein in tow

Post: 02/25/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/02/jason-reitmandaniel-stern-dennis.html

Quentin Tarantino was also captured on film tensing up and holding back an emtotion or two when the "Hurt Locker" nominee was singled out and named winner in a category "Inglourious Basterds" was also in the running for.

A Sandra Bullock trophy-trot caused some actresses in the packed house to sniff in disgust.

"The other actress should have won," seemed to be the collective unspoken lament.

Ed Asner looked for all-the-world like he was wheeled in and propped up in his comfy chair.

Holding court?

The high-profile event conjured up some awkward moments on stage which were a hoot to witness.

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were a bit slow on the up-take when they sauntered on stage to deliver up one segment (mere babes in the woods).

Kristen, who was nursing a nasty cough, may have been under the weather which would account for her groggy demeanor.

In spite of the unexpected down-shifting of gears for a moment or two, the twilight stud managed to guide the segment along to is logical conclusion, though a bit wobbly from the get-go.

Two accepters battled for a mic in one shocking - but hilarious moment - during a short film acceptance speech for "Prudence".

A brassy redhead (must have been a New Yorker) pushed her way into the limelight when her collaborator was taking too long to gush about their project in the welcome glare of the spotlight.

In the nick of time, strains of music from the orchestra, warned the troublesome twosome that it was high time to move on.

In contrast, Miley Cyrus and her pretty partner in an Oscar crime (OMG, they flubbed their lines) saved the potentially devastating  moment by laughing the misstep off with aplomb.

When nominees for "The Cove" won for best documentary, the cameras cut-away quickly when one individual raised a sign sky-high for all to see which featured a political message about the evils of dolphin slaughter.

As to the reactions of the actual award-winners, well, they were all over the impromptu map.

When Christof  Waltz nabbed the coveted Oscar for supporting actor, he enthusiasically dashed up to the stage, and earnestly thanked Tarantino.

He attributed Tarantino's unorthodox method of directing for his own success first-time out in the Oscar race (later in the evening, another actor noted that the "Kill Bill" director was God on the set and that no heretics were allowed).

The diminuitive actor categorized the experience as a great journey with the Weinsteins &  Universal, too.

Jeff Bridges, predicted to prevail over the competition for his stunning performance in "Crazy Heart", was almost delirious with joy.

The 5th nomination stuck, and got a high-five, in response.

A standing ovation underscored the overwhelming love and respect flowing Bridges' way.

Jeff thrust up the Oscar and yelled out his appreciation.

"Whoo!"

For starters, the seasoned actor thanked the academy.

The tribute to his mom and dad (respected actor Lloyd Bridges)  - "for turning me on to such a groovy profession" -  was the most heartfelt.

The nod to wife Sue (the happy couple have been married thirty-three years) was a classy touch.

Ever since I attended the screening of  "Crazy Heart" during the Los Angeles Times Envelope screenings a few scant weeks ago, I've been behind Jeff Bridges and the feature film one-hundred-percent.

Post:  12/02/09

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/12/jeff-bridgesrobert-duvall-maggie.html

Hurt Locker director - Mark Boal - was quite low-key when he nabbed the prize for screenplay.

"Thank you. You honor and humble me."

I was a reporter on the front lines of an unpopular war and appreciate the recognition, he added in so many words.

True to his word, co-host Alec Baldwin kept the repartee with Steve Martin, on the dignified side.

In an interview recently, he asserted that it was preferable to take the high road, since the Oscar ceremony was an emotionally-charged moment for the nominees who might become frustrated with bad jokes that derailed the keyed-up proceedings.

Martin occasionally strayed over the line into slightly blue material.

When introducing a segment that focused on wardrobe, the funnyman referred to the masters of costuming as clothes whores.

"Horses," Baldwin corrected.

"Okay. But, I don't think the plural of whore is whoreses," Martin quipped dead-pan.

Clips of Martin & Baldwin sharing a bed (due to Academy budget restraints?) underscored that perhaps the rumors about Alec's bisexuality may be true.

In an off moment, Cameron Diaz (dazzling in a designer gown and upswept do), flubbed her lines miserably.

A pregnant pause fell with a thud on all ears.

In a tense embarrassing moment, Diaz blamed the snafu on the teleprompter.

"It wasn't fixed. Originally, I was supposed to present with Jude Law."

Fortunately, her onstage date was quick on his feet and effectively moved the blemished segment along.

The sets were elegant, elaborate, and prone to trip up the guests.

Women in gowns with flowing trains, and sexy eye-catching heels, appeared to teeter precariously as they descended from above to alight at the podium for their turn at the mic.

In a poignant moment, Demi Moore solemnly appeared on behalf of the Academy to pay last respects to industry talents who passed to spirit this year.

While James Taylor played a guitar solo on stage, the luminous faces of the dearly departed (Brittany Murphy, Dom DeLuise, Kathryn Grayson, Michael Jackson, Horton Foote, Natasha Richardson, Jennifer Jones, for example) flickered across the silver screen.

In a heartflet tribute to John Hughes, actors sang praises.

"His influence has endured."

"John gaves us the gift of laughter," another added with a touch of emotion in their voice.

McCaulley Culkin pointed out Hughes' keen ability to treat people with dignity and respect.

"He didn't look down at me as a mere kid."

Ben Stiller's schtick in one segment was a hit with the audience.

The comic strode onstage in blue face, a tribal outfit, and spoke in forked tongue.

Obviously, the side-splitting bit was a dig at  Avatar.

"It seemed like a better idea in rehearsal," he chortled half way into the sketch.

"It was a choice of  this costume or the Nazi outfit. The show tonight seemed a bit too Nazi-oriented, so we went this way."

Ironically, the award spot was written for make-up, a category that Avatar was not nominated for!

"I would have gone with the Spock ears, but that was a bit too nerdy."

A tribute to horror films - featuring classic clips (hair-raising shots of slashings, terrified faces, and things that go bump in the night) lifted from Psycho, Halloween, the Exorcist, Friday 13th, the Birds, and Carrie caused the captive audience to react in delight.

Tarentino nodded his approval from the sidelines.

A tribute to short films was a welcome addition to the big night.

One nominated director lauded the genre.

"It's like a jewel box of storytelling."

There was some useful adivce for young up-and-coming filmmakers.

"Sometimes it's what gets your foot in the door,"  one director stressed with all sincerity.

"It's an unbelievable calling card. This is where truly innovative filmmaking springs forth."

Not an easy row to hoe, though.

The winner of  a short film award (Logorama) noted that his film took 3000 sponsors and six years to complete.

"I'll be back in thirty-six years with my first feature film," he joked to a rapt audience.

Some guests stood out, for all the wrong reasons, unfortunately.

It was difficult to tell if noticeable lumps surfacing under Queen Latifa's gown were folds of fabric or rolls of fat.


George Clooney, who glad-handed fans outside the bleacher area before the curtain went up,  mystified many with odd-ball behavior that caused tongues to wag.

In fact, this morning, baffled newsies kept wondering aloud.


"What was with George Clooney. And, those weird looks everywhere!"

News at 11!

Tina Fey and Robert downey Jr. were an odd pairing (to put it mildy).

Because of his obvious star status, the Sherlock Holmes actor was permitted to stride on stage in dark glasses a-la-Jack Nicolson.

Rude behaviour, if you ask me

Hiding hang-over peepers, perhaps?

Druggies tend to shy away from bright lights that are inclined to  hurt the eyes, so that may be the reason why he went on with the ubiquitous shades on his snoz.

Who knows!

In contrast, Lauren Bacall bowled over the jaded Hollywood power-elite with quips she uttered up after receving a special honor from the Academy.

"I'm thrilled. This is the first time I'll have a  two-legged man in my bedroom for years."

One winner flirted with the notion that this was the moment to strike out and speak her mind.

Mo'Nigue (supporting actress winner) - with a tinge of bitterness in her voice - applauded the academy for not bowing to politics and going with the performance instead.

"Sometimes you have to forgo on what is popular and do what is right," she concluded in a dramatic, Oscar-style speech, with an edge of vindication to it.

The costume designer who won for "Young Victoria" (already a two-time winner) dedicated her Oscar to those working outside the studio system in contemporary and low budget films.

"They don't really have a shot at the Academy Award very often," she explained sadly.

A highlight of the Oscars turned out to be a dance number set to the music of the creative  artists who wrote the soundtracks for the nominated films.

In addition, the Best Soundtrack winner for "UP"  recalled that his interest in film started up when he accidentally stumbled upon his father's old 8 mm camera in a drawer.

"My parents were very supportive of my creative interests. Never once did they say it was a waste of time."

On that note, the talented man urged young filmmakers watching to pursue their artistic vision and not be deterred by naysayers out to rain on the parade.

Colin Farrel was in a humorous mood.

In a tribute to Jeremy Renner, the offbeat actor noted that he shared a bedroom with the Oscar nominee on a shoot in Mexico for SWAT.

"We  shared a bed," he chuckled, "But, before rumors get out, we was just foolin' around."

Curiously, when Ben Affleck interviewed Renner on an Oprah Winfrey special the night before, the actor noted without reservation that both women and men were showing interest in him since the Oscar nod a few weeks ago.

Affleck did a double-take (for possibly two reasons).

In essence, Renner was either acknowledging that he wasn't upset by the reality of a male following (fans attracted to his manly screen appeal) or was perhaps signalling that his own sexuality may be leaning that way.

Ah, the pink tie with his dark suit tonight, should have been the tip-off.

Sandra Bullock appeared to be genuinely surprised that she landed the Academy Award.

Or, was that just good acting?

"Did I really earn this or wear you all down," she wondered aloud.

"Thanks for the incredible ride with rooms full of artists who inspired  me and who blaze trails for all of us,' she managed to squeak  in spite of being overcome by more than a dollop of emotion.

In a parting after-thought, she thanked Merlyl Streep.

"My lover," she giggled to a roar of applause.

Ironically, Nicolas Chartier was hailed for having the guts to get " Hurt Locker" to the screen.

As noted earlier in the week, a disturbing misstep ended up getting him turfed out of the proceedings.

Post:  03/03/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/03/hurt-lockerproducer-banned-from-oscars.html

"Now, let's hope we get a distributor," Mark Boal quipped in one ecstatic moment on stage with the Hurt Locker gang.

A sour note at the close of the show?

In a nutshell, Hurt Locker was a movie not well-received by filmgoers at large.

In retrospect, the dark horse appeared to snap up the Oscar at the behest of an elitist group in Hollywood, who have strong political views about the Iraq War.

Did they overstep their reach?

It puts the witch-hunts in the fifties into perspective, don't 'ya think?



Stunned by win?