Oprah Winfrey...gay rumors fueled by camping trip with sidekick!

 

Yes, Oprah headed for the secluded back-hills this weekend with gal pal, Gayle King, who works side-by-side the outspoken talk show hostess (slated to pack up lock, stock, & barrel and move over to cable at the end of the year).

Uh-huh!

Tongues are wagging, alright.

Instead of taking along alleged boy-toy - Steadman (her long-time pussy beard) - Oprah made a romantic bid for a quiet little weekend get-a-away in the bush (no pun intended) with her girl Friday (who some say is her secret lesbian lover).

Who do you suppose is top?

Yes, Oprah & Gayle King have taken a respite from it all - and gone fly-fishing (!) and camping (!) and what-have-you.

Just betcha, they'll be squatting in the bushes to take an organic twinkle now and then - too!

Nothing like a romantic clinch under a canopy of stars, when the wolves are at bay, eh?

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As pretty as two black-eyed peas!

Elena Kagan...White House bars interview with brother! Alarm Bells go off amidst furor!

Quite a few alarm bells went off over the past twenty-four hours - when the White House maneuvered a surprise about-face - and turned down a request by the New York Times to attend a class on constitutional law headed up by Elena Kagan's brother who happens to be a teacher.

In addition, the Barack administration barred access to Kagan's cousin.

Pundits on noon-hour tabloid news shows were in a frenzy as they tried to fathom this highly-unusual dragonian turn-of-events.

One astute anchor-person noted that when Sonia Sotomayor was being confirmed, the White House openly invited the press to meet her family and friends without restriction.

"They wanted to give the impression that this was one of those great rags-to-riches stories. The Supreme Court Justice nominee was an inspiring example of a common individual who rose from humble beginnings to a lofty perch in the highest court in the land."

The move to prevent a dialogue with Elena's brother and cousin has caused an outcry!

Also, the bizarre conduct of White House staff, has sent up a red flag!

What are "they" afraid of?

Obviously, there must be a skeleton in Kagan's - um - closet!

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Disc Jockeys...insight on Bl** Jobs! Oprah says no such thing as bad one...

Howard a boob man!

Today, a couple of disc jockeys were chatting about an open letter to males that was published in one of the slick monthly mags by a celebrity flavor of the month.

Those dudes were pushing the envelope - the lip of it - anyway.

For example, on the subject of oral sex, one of the curious platter flappers asked a female in the studio who gave oral sex better.

Men or women?

She hesitated, giggled if I am not mistaken, then swore up and down it was a woman.

“Because they know what a woman likes.”

I can hear all those diesel dykes around the country panting at the thought.

But, you know what, the same applies to dudes.

Although Oprah once noted on her show that guys have asserted there is no such thing
as a bad blow job, I thoroughly disagree.

Nothing worse than a sloppy suck, that doesn’t arouse, or only chaffs the head!

Give me that man tool back, I’ll whack it off myself, thank you very much.

Actually, I knew a guy that could blow himself.

Disgusting thought, eh?

The naughty - but enlightening (in a sexual vein) - conversation turned to the female bod.

One jockey raved that a woman’s physical form was far superior to that of a man.

“It is so aesthetically pleasing," he gushed.

Somehow, I doubt that Perez Hilton would agree!

Oh, in that case, why not just stand her on a pedestal and jerk off?

“The boobs are the best. Even women love boobs, right?"

Even still, it is not always to sculpt the size and shape right.

Just ask Heidi Montag.

She may be able to float better in a pool, but any moment, it is wholly conceivable she may blow up or go bust if there's a boo-boo.

Reminds me of an old Nun joke.

Two nuns were walking in the garden at the convent when the one sister’s bra suffered a malfunction.

“Oh, Christ, my brassier strap broke,“ she cried out.

The other nun chastised her for using the Lord’s name in vein.

“What do you want me to say - my cup runneth over?”

Ba-dump!

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Justin Bieber...butches up act on Jay Leno!

Was Justin Bieber intentionally transforming his squeaky-clean image, right before our very eyes on the Jay Leno show last night?

From this perch, it appeared that the teen sensation was trying to butch up his act.

When he strode up to take a seat next to Jay shortly after dancing up a storm to the beat of his new hit single, he revealed a cocky side, when he plunked down on the couch and tossed one foot up on the coffee table.

I sensed that the lack of manners, though a show of sudden butchness, may have ticked Leno off.

But, not one to turn his back on  a meal ticket, the congenial host proceeded to ignore the rude conduct.

Then, the young Canadian upstart surprised us all when he noted - with a straight face - that if he wasn't a performer he'd like to be mechanic.

Now, baby-faced Bieber was swaggering into sure-fire studly territory

Perhaps it was Justin's knee-jerk reaction to  a hilarious segment on TMZ last night which turned the spotlight on a web site that pays tribute to young lesbian women who are the spitting image of the pop idol.
The novel social hub features candid shots of lesbian women outfitted in tight t-shirts, straight-legged designer jeans, and requisite page boy "do". 

The web page is known for loving beaver - um - Bieber.

Chaz Bono eat your heart out!

The tom-boy look is all the rage among nubile lesbos, after all.

I wonder, do they strap their breasts down tight, or were the gals just flat-chested (like Justin) to begin with?

Bieber is basking in the glow of the phenomenal success of his new release My World 2.0.

It roared to the top of the charts after rustling up 230,000 sales.

The popular musical whiz is the youngest male solo artist to chart since Stevie Wonder in 1963.

The night before, Bieber put in an appearance on American Idol with image-maker USHER in tow.

"If you were a contestant on the show, could you handle Simon Cowell," Jay quizzed.

He laughed out loud and shook his head (in disgust?).

Piece of cake, obviously.

Bieber took everyone by surprise this week, when he bought out an established show-biz web site, lock stock and barrel.

The site - Bieber or Die - features a multitude of publicity stills of the pop singer.

And, some hilarious comedy sketches.

For instance, in one video he spouts off into the camera that a trendy nightclub turfed him out for being underage.

 "So, I bought the place. Turned it into a Chuck E. Cheese," he laughed hysterically into camera.

"I swim after I eat, too. I don't care," he mugged to the camera with an adorable pouty grin on his mug.

At this juncture, he jumped on his bicycle, and quipped to a pal.

"Let's go get a lollipop!"

Actually, he probably roared off in his new Range Rover.

Will success spoil Justin Bieber?

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Kristen Stewart...Jody Foster puts make on Twilight star? Jay Leno confession...

Does Jody want to put bite on Kristen?

Is Kristen Stewart aware that she may fall prey to a lipstick lesbo's amorous clutches?

True, if the rumors about Jody Foster are not just idle gossip!

On Jay Leno the other night, the inquisitive talk-show host (that sly cad) made mention of the fact that Kristen once worked with the pretty cougar on the set of the "Panic Room".

"Do you two ever get together," Jay  queried the Twilight star somewhat candidly.

"Actually, we just bumped into each other at the Oscar ceremonies," Kristen gushed without hesitation.

Then, in the next beat, the pretty up-and-coming star let it slip that Ms. Foster made a play for her - um - friendship.

"We should hang out," Foster suggested, according to Stewart who was somewhat wide-eyed and surprised by the offer.

Is nubile young Kristen really that clueless?

The pairing could bring a whole new twist to the intrigues @ Twilight.

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Jody a lipstick lesbo?

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Asian Pacific Film Festival...feature film "Dim Sum Funeral" a celebration of life! Bai Ling plays lesbian with zest...

Anna Chi stumbled across a cache of dog-eared documents one day and was suddenly thrust headlong into the ancient customs of her ancestors - a handful of which inspired her to shoot the poignant film - "Dim Sum Funeral".

"The tradition of honoring a parent with a seven-day funeral is the highest honor a child can give."

The idea of the long-held tradition piqued her curiosity.

On the heels of the revelation, she started up a collaboration with her writing partner, which resulted in a final draft on the subject matter ripe for her insightful lens.

In the opening scenes of "Dim Sum", four siblings - three daughters and one son - are summoned to the family residence by a longtime confidant to commence with arrangements for their mother's last rites in the wake of her untimely death.

When it is revealed that their mother desires that they respect her wishes for a week-long ceremony, the angry four balk at the notion.

As the story unfolds, it is revealed that each of the children were not only "at war" with each other, but were unanimously out-of-sorts with their strict unfeeling mother, too.

Essentially - each harbored a grudge based on their hurtful perception that the grand Dame (to the Manor born) was selfish, overly critical, and incapable of public or private displays of affection.

Once the seven-day "ordeal" commenced, however, many startling revelations unfolded.

The wise "elders" of the Ancient Societies were obviously cognizant of at least one fact.

The painstaking rituals would surely give rise to reflection - and ultimately - lead to a cry for forgiveness.

Such was the case here, after a dramatic - and unexpected turn of events - ultimately healed.

In addition to the underlying themes of love and relationships, Chi's scripted words underscore how much Asian-Americans appear to have one foot in the "old country" and the other in the ever-changing frontier that is America.

Will the two that tug at each other split the community asunder?

In a sort-of sub-pot, Bai Ling appears as the lesbian lover of one of the daughters.

"I represent the modern Chinese woman who is bold and not afraid to let go of traditions," she stressed in a deliberate tone.

She was inclined to philosophize a little, too, on the issues that raise their ugly head in the thought-provoking drama.

"There is a glass wall. We know it's there. But, it's difficult to break through."

Gosh, that's twice this week that Ms. Ling has taken me by surprise with her profound thoughts.
At "premieres", Ms. Ling - the "sexy" spitfire - often sashays onto the carpet with a big splash as two-dozen-or-so media hounds snap away furiously from the sidelines.

But, at the kick off ro4 the - "Rally for Kids with Cancer Scavenger Cup" - Ms. Ling was low key.

"Children are our future and we must give for their best welfare."

As Shakespeare would opine:

"I have never seen such a young body with such an old head."

For those of you interested in production matters, at the Q & A post-screening, it was noted that in spite of all the intricacies of the storyline and a difficult shoot, the movie was wrapped without any delays or snafus.

A remarkable accomplishment, no?

"But, I should point out that Anna (the director) used to be in the Red Guard, " one of the producers laughed.

"Each day she marched onto the set ready to deal with production problems with military-style precision."

It worked.

"Dim Sum Funeral" is an insightful and entertaining film without any "fat" dragging it down.

Maybe that's why Ms. Chi and her team were able to secure a distribution deal so quickly out-of-the-gate.

"Dim Sum Funeral" is being released on June 12th (2009) at Laemlle 5 in West Hollywood and Laemlle 7 in Pasadena.

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Jody Foster...to pay palimony? Lesbo circles incestuous!

Foster a lipstick lesbian?

Gossip mongers are hinting that Jody Foster may have to face a palimony suit.

Allegedly, Ms. Foster has been in a long-term relationship with another woman. But, now that the two-some have gone kaput - and Jody is nurturing a cozy romance with a sexy new partner - some are speculating that a court battle over assets may be in the offing.

The respected actress racked up at least 100 mil (according to informed sources) during the former union which - according to easy math - signals that the cutie may have to part with $25 big ones at a minimum.

Some people in-the-know (and close to the principals) have whispered that in a bold-faced effort to avoid any nasty legal battles - or tawdry displays of soiled linen in public - Ms. Foster elected to introduce her new gal pal to her ex.

The reasoning?

Foster figures in that pretty little noggin' of hers - that if the dynamic trio all get along - there may not be any need for any ugly tustling in the courts.

But, Jody may have overlooked one important factor.

Lesbians tend to be an incestuous lot.

Once a love affair doesn't pan out - jilted partners tend to split off into their "circle" - and recycle each other!

Watch out, Jody!

You may be left out in the cold at night and finding yourself short of cash at the local ATM.

Lindsay Lohan...lesbo? Chief Bratton sullies color of authority by alleging so!

Rainbow colors hint at sexual persuasion...


Lesbians around the country were obviously titillated this morning when they opened their morning daily to read Lindsay Lohan allegedly turned gay!

The revelation popped out of the mouth of Chief William Bratton at an inaugural meeting for a task force of elected officials, law enforcement leaders, and others seeking to regulate what they perceive as frenzied irresponsible conduct by the local paparazzi whenever they are in search of their celebrity targets.

Yes, the heated debate is revving up once again.

Although singer John Mayer and actor Eric Roberts turned up ready to toss their two cents worth in, Chief Bratton was ready to call it a day.

In fact, he declared the ballsy effort a farce!

"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes, Paris is out of town and not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."

In sum - he argued that existing laws were sufficient to curb the lens hounds - but not before accusing "misbehaving stars" of being the cause of ninety-percent of the problem.

And, he pointed an accusing finger at City Councilman Dennis P. Zine, for needlessly fanning the flames.

Zine was quick to a throw a deft one-two punch back!

"They (paparazzi) act like a pack of wolves stalking their prey. What we're trying to do is prevent a tragedy from happening."

Then, he zeroed in on Bratton for acting inappropriately under the color of authority.

In fact, the irate politician has asked the Police Commission to investigate Bratton's comments about Lohan's alleged sexual orientation. In support of his complaint, he noted for the record that any regular police officer on the force would be investigated and possibly disciplined for making such an outlandish remark while on the City payroll.

Bratton countered by lamenting that controlling the paparazzi was like trying to "herd cats".

Maybe that's why the focus on Lohan's pu**y came to the fore.

Still waiting to hear from Lindsay's camp!


Pack of Wolves howl at celebrity's door...