Kristen Bell...she said what? Sexy quotes...

Lipstick Lesbo

Kristen Bell is feeling footloose, fancy-free, and hot-to-trot au naturel with the ladies!

In a recent interview with Health Magazine, the perky blond let it slip that on the set of "Burlesque" (Cher & Chrisina Aguilera starring) that she may be inclined to become a lipstick lesbo.

In her own words, the actress gushed excitedly:

"I have never felt so much good female energy around me. I find that I can't take my eyes off them. I'm ninety-nine percent sure I will leave this movie a lesbian."

I'd set up a date with former Senator Sheila Kuehl - but it appears that feisty Zelda (Dobie Gillis) - is jumping ship too.

Butch love?

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Jody Foster...to pay palimony? Lesbo circles incestuous!

Foster a lipstick lesbian?

Gossip mongers are hinting that Jody Foster may have to face a palimony suit.

Allegedly, Ms. Foster has been in a long-term relationship with another woman. But, now that the two-some have gone kaput - and Jody is nurturing a cozy romance with a sexy new partner - some are speculating that a court battle over assets may be in the offing.

The respected actress racked up at least 100 mil (according to informed sources) during the former union which - according to easy math - signals that the cutie may have to part with $25 big ones at a minimum.

Some people in-the-know (and close to the principals) have whispered that in a bold-faced effort to avoid any nasty legal battles - or tawdry displays of soiled linen in public - Ms. Foster elected to introduce her new gal pal to her ex.

The reasoning?

Foster figures in that pretty little noggin' of hers - that if the dynamic trio all get along - there may not be any need for any ugly tustling in the courts.

But, Jody may have overlooked one important factor.

Lesbians tend to be an incestuous lot.

Once a love affair doesn't pan out - jilted partners tend to split off into their "circle" - and recycle each other!

Watch out, Jody!

You may be left out in the cold at night and finding yourself short of cash at the local ATM.

Beijing Olympics...lesbian trysts at games?

Dykes on Bikes put McCain's Hell's Angels to shame...


Last night I was checking blot stats at the Word Press site and was startled to encounter a curious - but amusing - "search" engine term - "sexual trysts of female swimmers at Olympics" - that a web surfer inputted to apparently locate an article on my blog.

Well, now.

In recent days I penned a post about Amanda Palmer's penchant for Lipstick Lesbians.

And, I reported on the controversial news report about LAPD Chief William Bratton landing in hot water for speculating that Lindsay Lohan was now pitch-hitting for the Isle of Lesbos.

Yup - "Dykes on Bikes" - were also featured in all their raunchy bravado a scant few weeks ago when the festive Gay Pride Parade rolled into gay gulch in West Hollywood.

I even contemplated an insider look at the secret passions of Lesbian Sumo wrestlers in the far East.

Just tugging on your bra straps on that one, folks!

There haven't been any salacious tales about bulked-up lesbo water nymphets splashing about in the "cube" nude at midnight under a romantic Chinese night sky rife with intoxicating perfumed smog, though.

In fact, there hasn't been a hint of such a scandal, to my knowledge.

But, now that I am keen on the fact "Enquiring" minds are intrigued at the possibility, I'll get on it.

Later!

Rainbow colors hint at sexual persuasion...

Amanda Palmer...plays West Hollywood. Likes lipstick lesbians!

As I headed toward the fountain at Doheny on the edge of tony Beverly Hills, I spied an excited throng of tarted-up teenage girls hyped-up over a concert about to flash across the stage at the old Troubadour nightclub.

When I asked one pretty young thing who was playing, she eyed me somewhat suspiciously for a second or two, then sighed -

"Amanda Palmer".

Ah, teen flavor of the week!

Actually, Amanda MacKinnon Palmer is a talented songstress most noted for being the lead singer, pianist, and lyricist/composer of the "Brechtian Punk Cabaret" duo known as "The Dresden Dolls".

Back in her home town in the early days, Amanda staged shows based on the creative musings of the legendary "Pink Dots".

Once Ms. Palmer found herself actively involved with the - "Shadowbox Collective" - the talented musician began devoting herself to staging theatrical shows (Hotel Blanc).

Brief stints in street theatre at Harvard Square were well-received by a growing number of admiring fans, too.

Once "The Dresden Dolls" (formed in 2000) were launched, Palmer invited artists to perform drama pieces at her live shows which ended up quite the novelty for her fans.

For example, ticket-holders have been treated to a wild array of colorful costumed characters - life-sized marionettes, coin-operated boys, living statues - who often mingle with the crowd before the curtain goes up.

In fact - the circus-like atmosphere and burlesque-style antics - draw the audience into the Dolls' music, and likewise, create a participatory atmosphere which amounts to a sensory smorgasbord.

A "True Colors Tour" in 2007 included a debut at New York City's Radio City Music Hall.

Allegedly, Amanda Palmer has an online following of 60,000 fans!

On a personal note, Ms. Palmer confesses -

"I'm bisexual, but it's not the sort of thing I spent a lot of time thinking about."

"I've slept with girls; I've slept with guys, so I guess that's what they call it! I'm not anti trying to use language to simplify our lives."

"I actually tend to like really femmey girls," Palmer said. "You can deconstruct this with armchair psychology and really nail me, but I like girls about my body type and about my mix of masculine and feminine."

In my day, Amanda, we called 'em "lipstick lesbians".

They turn me on, too.