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Showing posts with label Harvey Levin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harvey Levin. Show all posts

Monday, July 18, 2011

TMZ...Paris Hilton quote of day on Casey Anthony!












When the TMZ kids ambushed Paris Hilton as she exited a trendy watering hole over the weekend, they quizzed her about the Casey Anthony verdict.

"Do you think she is guilty," one of the cub reporters asked, as the camera-man jockeyed for position.

"Yes," Ms. Hilton uttered up in a hushed - but audible - voice.

Once the footage was replayed for Harvey Levin, he was literally stunned.

"She said yes?!"

At this juncture, Levin undoubtedly uttered up the quote of the day.

"Paris Hilton gave her opinion?  She never does!  Casey Anthony must be guilty!"

By the way, Paris, that blah white blouse you donned for the occasion?

Hated it!

Paris, you're so much more appealing in pastel colors, for starters.

OMG!

You and who else?

Later, alligator!

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Monica Lewinsky eat your heart out!

Friday, December 11, 2009

TMZ...take-over by Time Warner steps up pressure to generate big bucks! Censorship on the way?




Are those kids (cub reporters) at TMZ feeling the pressure yet?

Time Warner, Inc. took full control of the tabloid-style gossip show this past week and intends to rustle up some advertising bucks on the strength of TMZ's frenzied popularity.

Since its inception, TMZ has been run as a joint partnership of AOL and Telepictures (Warner Brothers Division).

Now, the gossip gab-fest will be solely owned by the corproate giant Time Warner, Inc.

One has to wonder if aspects of the TMZ reporting style will change overnight just like that or if there will be a slow freeze on newsbites (gossip) that may turn-off potential advertisers.

TMZ staff may find the long arm of the boardroom reaching down from above to set things right when necessary if the gossip mavens go awry with their tawdry tales of misbehaving on the celeb circuit  (which may throw a few noses out-of-whack).

What role does Harvey Levin play in all this?

Is his devil-may-care attitude for real or just a well-crafted mask to shield his innermost self from the slings and arrows of a fickle back-stabbing business?

Enquiring minds want to know!





Thursday, September 3, 2009

TMZ...Tom Arnold's sagging a** needs overhaul! Not a rosy sight...



Was Harvey Levin playing hookey last night?

Unlike most, Tom doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve!


On TMZ last night, the twenty-something tongue waggers who pitch-hit for Levin's celebrity gossip show,  were splitting-a-gut over a Tom Arnold segment.

Tom who? 

Yup, I get your drift, dudes!

He's the hefty dude with the ubiquitious tats out-of-hell, once-known as Mr. Roseanne!

On the popular no-brainer last night, after a sly tease from TMZ paparazzi, Arnold was inclined to whirl his portly bod a half-turn-or-so in their direction , and proceeded to drop his drawers (sp?) so Levin's motley crew could take their best shot.

In a stiff wind, they would have been blown away, 'fer sure!

When I spied his lily-white a** (well - sort of - the TMZ production staff blurred the image a tad to prevent a total gross for the couch potatoes at home) an old joke sprang into the forefront of my wicked mind.

The ditty goes something like this.

What would you do with a million bucks?

Buy a new a**. Mine's cracked!

In the case of Anrold, he definitely needs a new one, or an overhaul at minimum.

Maybe a bit of the extra skin could be used to fill in the other cracks on his over-the-hill bod!

Just a cost-saving practical suggestion, Arnold!



Carefree butts to pine for!

Monday, July 20, 2009

Marcia Clark...plastic surgery?





Does this old frizzie-top look familiar?



Botox Babe emerges after racking in OJ Bucks!





Uh-huh!



As they say in Tinseltown, "she" must have had work done.

In the scenario above, the plastic surgeons must have filled in the cracks (which were forming a distinctive road map all the way to the bank) - with a heavy-duty cement mixer!



I'm referring to old frizzie top - former OJ prosecutor Marcia Clark - of course.



Where emotions once rippled freely across an honest open face, now a taut expressionless mask peers back eerily, by virtue of a pound or two of Botox.



In addition, a coiffed "do" (blow-dried to perfection) has sent her former skitzoid hairstyle - once rife with independent split ends (a-la Nichole Kidman) blowing in the wind this way 'n that at whim - packing.



Phony is, as phony does, so - the helmet will suffice!



Frankly, I thought that Clark was a little brainier than all that.



Not!



Christopher Darden's partner in botched criminal prosecution turned out to be just another bimbo babe out to sell her soul for big bucks on the night-time trash-talk-show circuit.



Check book journalism at its finest, you betcha!



Just ask Harvey Levin!

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

TMZ...Michael Jackson scoop! Stooping low, according to legit press...





On Sunday, I was perusing the weekend edition of the LA Times, when I spied a feature criticizing TMZ gossip-mongers for swooping down like vultures on the Michael Jackson tragedy - and patting themselves on the back after-the-fact - for scooping the rest of the ravenous blood-thirsty pack come press deadline.

"Everyone knows we broke the story," Levin boasted in so many words.

Frankly, I was a little surprised by Harvey's curious conduct in this regard.

For starters, in my estimation, it is pretty much a given on the cut-throat landscape of news (and scandal) reporting on the West Coast, that Levin - or one of his eager-beaver cub scouts - will usually nab a breaking-news feature long before the competition has finished scratching around trash bins and dirty laundry for the clues.

Is Levin feeling the heat?

Aw, come on!

Those other newsies are a bunch of jealous cry-babies, anxious to carve up your territory, Harv.

Yup, they're lookin' to knock 'ya off your high horse.

In this shake-down scenario, anyway.

"This is a critical moment for TMZ, " the Times' writers snicker.

Naw, don't think so.

You'd like to bet the farm on it, though, right?

After throwing a little scare into Levin, who was no doubt anxiously perusing the red-hot copy on the sidelines, the troublesome twosome proceeded to sing the TMZ host's praises for a paragraph or two.

"Its reputation for breaking big celebrity news has made TMZ.com an online sensation with an estimated readership of 4.1 million according to Web Measurement Services."

Then, Scott Collins and Meg James go in for the kill.

"But the Jackson drama puts the spotlight on TMZ at a delicate time: its tactics have stoked growing outrage among publicists (hate 'em!) and government officials (they come in handy, on occasion). "

For this reason, the dynamic newsies at the Times, conjectured that advertisers have been hesitant to plunk cash down for print ads at TMZ.com or for lucrative commercial spots on the TV version of the pot-boiler bill-of-fare which broadcasts in tandem with the webbie offering.

Others will come running, so what's the big deal?

In fact, just as I was pondering this, the article zig-zagged off and noted for the record that TMZ officials were pleased with the outcome in recent days.

After all, the Jackson "scoop" took TMZ to a new level of recognition.

And, some touted that outcome as a triumph of the new rich media over the staid old.

Even still, in spite of silly off-point hysterical musings over the issues that missed their mark for the most part - and a lot of positive press for TMZ - the slightly-harried-looking Levin complained that "no one" gave TMZ the credit - for not only getting the story right - but getting it on tap for consumer consumption before the ink at big gun media outlets was even dry.

On the contrary, when I penned and posted my report on Twitter at approximately 3:23 pm on the fateful day in question, I noted that Levin and TMZ.com were abreast of the story as it was unfolding.

Specifically - I gave Levin and his team the nod for getting the word out to fans and the public in general - about Jackson's cardiac arrest, the CPR efforts by a firefighter to revive the ailing Pop Star, and the subsequent whirlwind emergency flight by helicopter to UCLA Medical Center.

Apologies accepted, Sir!

The front-page article went on to probe some of the tactics TMZ has allegedly facilitated in the past to unearth documents and obtain highly-sensitive information with the sinister aim of securing said for "exclusivity" rights.

Hard-core critics like Rob Silverstein - Executive Producer at Access Hollywood - griped that the TMZ staff were not beneath paying for top-secret paperwork and crucial eye-witness testimony.

Along with high-profile rivals, Silverstein contended that Levin and his company have been engaging in unethical journalistic practices which most news-gathering organizations do not allow reporters and editors to entertain from the get-go.

"But, I don't have absolute proof," the annoyed Exec fessed up.

In response, individuals on the other side of the battle lines simply shrugged, and innocently argued that people "just wanted to get their stories out".

Levin, who usually sidesteps the issue, confided to a New York Times reporter (in the wake of the pointed fingers and raging controversy) that the site paid "tip fees" that usually led to stories.

But, spokespeople for TMZ stressed for the record that the mad money laid out for "leads", were not used for "buy outs" or "exclusivity agreements".

The lawyer-Levin - well-versed in the law - is no fool.

The New York Times would probably scrounge about - and ferret out any smoking gun by simply enlisting the sniffing capacities of their own well-placed moles - so the genial gossip maven was smart to "admit" up front.

All of the characters in this tawdry tale sound like scrappers and dirty street-fighters to me.

To add a little color to the mix - and twist the knife in just a tad - the Times' staff writers also took a brief foray into the shadowy realm of TMZ's routine sleaze-ball coverage - sensational peak-a-boo out-takes and scandalous low-brow celebrity teases, for instance - they argued sullied legit attempts by TMZ to gain solid footing in mainstream reporting around the country where ethics in journalism are a prerequisite.

What is the crime committed here?

TMZ led the horses to water, and they slurped it all up, naturally.

Which segues into the next titillating point.

Popularity is up!

"We're very pleased with the ratings," quipped the Senior Vice President of programming for Fox, which airs TMZ on 17 stations around the country.

It is no mystery then as to why Fox intends to broadcast TMZ for at least two more years.

If he isn't already, maybe Levin should start slipping a little something into that designer cup glued in his hand during broadcast - brimming with a mystery elixir 'til now - to help him relax.

Is that the next scandal brewing?

News at 11!


http://www.julianayrs.com

Sunday, January 18, 2009

TMZ...Harvey Levin t-shirt! If it fits, then wear it...



As I strolled along the Vegas strip amid throngs of tourists partying heartily over the long weekend, I spied a t-shirt at one of the outdoor flea markets that gossip-monger Harvey Levin would feel comfortable in!

It read:

"I like boys with big toys."

Now there's some titillating dish for 'ya, eh?


Monday, August 18, 2008

Michael Phelps...popular sex partner! TMZ's Levin "outed" on radio show.

Harvey Levin friend of "Dorothy"...



I was flipping the radio dial in traffic when I stumbled on a chat a disc jockey was having with Harvey Levin - the gossip maven - at TMZ.

In a recent poll over the weekend - viewers were asked who they would prefer to hop into the sack with - actor George Clooney or Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

The Gold Medalist scored the highest with pollsters at 57%.

Curiously, the disc flipper at the popular radio station, sort-of outed Harvey Levin on the air!

When Levin made a comment about "Dorothy", the host slyly chortled,

"Yeah, we've heard you're a friend of Dorothy, alright."

In the early days of Hollywood, gay actors were subtly referred to as "musical" among industry insiders.

Producers were a little less kind and were often inclined to hiss behind a homosexual's back,

"He's light in the loafers."

The "Dorothy" quip sprang from the fact Judy Garland was blessed with a number of devoted fans who were "flaming fags".

Meanwhile, near the end of the report, Levin reported on the fact that an actor starring on the "Office" got busted recently for "Methedrine".

I was quite surprised to hear Levin - and the disc jockey - whine about how mystified they were that so many rich celebrities wasted their high on a cheap drug like "speed".

Heh, guys!

To many, Meth is the best sex stimulant around.

Once your party pal can get it up, of course.


Phelps beats out Clooney in sex poll...