I got away with murder!
When Casey Anthony strolled out of the jailhouse in Florida just after midnight in a pastel-colored blouse (paired with designer jeans) the wardrobe choice was not "by chance" (or selected last-minute).
No, Sir!
According to my sources, over a week ago - when viewers at home (and on the Internet) were polled about the colors they found most appealing on Ms. Anthony - a majority selected pastel colors over darker ones.
Well, if the alleged baby-killer thought a pretty eye-catching outfit would warm her accusers' hearts protesting outside the Florida jailhouse, she was wrong.
On the contrary, an angry mob holding vigil - not only voiced their open disapproval of the verdict in a public show-of-force - but also vowed to boycott any company, business entity, or media outlet that joined in any partnership (or association) with Anthony (especially if it nets financial reward for the defendant).
To everyones surprise, Ms. Anthony was not only ushered out the front door with her attorney at her side - flanked by armed guards - but straight to a waiting SUV purring at the curb in plain view.
Nope, Ms. Anthony did not hide in the trunk as she was whisked away, as a gang of pundits predicted.
As the vehicle sped off, the protesters attempted to follow, but were held back by mounted police.
Downtown, when the motorcade pulled into a covered garage (where her attorney's office is situated), the notorious defendant either remained in the SUV and journeyed on to the airport to alight on a waiting jet (or slipped away in a ghost vehicle to parts elsewhere).
No, Casey's parents were not involved in the get-away plans, although sources informed me this morning, that they were approached to participate in a sleight-of-hand maneuver designed to escape the watchful eyes of a hating public.
After rejecting her mother this past week, did Ms. Anthony honestly expect to get a helping hand?
Meanwhile, news media were in a frenzy over what appeared to be a "sign" from beyond the grave, that Caylee Anthony was pointing an accusing finger at her killer.
For example, on one placard held high at a demonstration site, the image of "duct tape" mysteriously appeared across Caylee's photograph for some inexplicable reason.
The fact that a lightning bolt struck a tree near the location where Caylee's body was found - after the verdict was read - appeared to be a sign from heaven (Caylee herself?) that Casey Anthony was the murderer, too.
Everyone under the sun is wondering where Casey Anthony is now?
Well, she can't get far on the $537.68 in cash (gifted to her by fans to afford her creature comforts in jail such as snacks, cosmetics, duct tape, and what-have-you).
Though Casey has sprung the confines of the jail - and is free as bird in that respect - she now finds herself confined to a prison that has no boundaries with invisible bars.
I trust the defendant will at least go to confession and ask that the Lord forgive her sins.
Amen!
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