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Showing posts with label Sloppy Seconds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sloppy Seconds. Show all posts

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Pamela Anderson...drunken starlett stumbles out of Guys & Dolls! Sloppy seconds anyone?



Pamela's horizontal take on life!



Blond sexpot Pamela Anderson shocked onlookers when she stumbled out of Guys & Dolls nightclub in the wee hours this morning - dishevelled and out-of-control of her faculties - with nasty stains spotting the front of her ultra-tight chic party dress last night.

At one point, Pamela hid underneath her wild unruly mane of hair, as she was escorted to a waiting vehicle.

The tipsy top-heavy dance contestant should have called it a night.

Was the former Babewatch star just kicking up her heels (letting down her hair literally?) to release a little tension that had been mounting over the past week @  "Dancing with the Stars"?

Pamela narrowly missed being canned from the hit ABC show last round of the competition when she could barely pass muster with the viewing audience at home.

One gossip monger on a popular tabloid show was heard to mutter last night.

"It's the women. They don't like sluts like that," he spat out in disgust in so many words.

Another host on the tops ratings-getter was indignant about the unkind barb and stuck up for the former babe watch star.

"That's not true."

After her splashy night out on-the-town, Pam may have turned the corner in the regard now.

Maybe folks in middle America just wanted to give a true underdog (like Kate Gosselin) a chance instead of a big pampered Hollywood movie star?

Viewers at home were undoubtedly shocked when they caught sight of one video which captured a shot of  a man on top of the oiled-up starlett inside the night club trying to make out with her on the couch.

The panting horndog may have left some saliva behind on her chest in the wake of his animal passion!

Talk about sloppy seconds!

Want a go?

The line queues over there, dudes!

If a great dane jumped the dizzy dame last night, it's doubtful she would have been the wiser.

Not content to conjure up a big splash at the trendy watering hole, Pamela proceeded to make the rounds at Chateau Marmont Hotel (a notorious lair for night creatures and superstar party-heartiers) and Dominick's eatery.

Yeah, get some food into your stomach, Pam.

And, drinks lots of water; otherwise, you're going to be suffering with green gills and a splitting headache throughout the rest of the day.

Yeah, we've all been there!




Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Sean Avery...sloppy seconds jibe gets jock canned indefinitely!

Dude, care for some sloppy seconds?


Boys will be boys.

Well, one anyway.

When Dallas Star Sean Avery roared into Calgary, he was obviously chomping at the bit to settle a score or two.

A cutting remark about Jarome Iginla failed to rustle up a fight night, so the hockey stud was inclined to pin his raunchy jock strap elsewhere.

As he sat twiddling his - um - stick, he uttered up a mouthful of locker room skat, that offended a righteous few.

"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary."
"I love Canada."

With a smirk on his face, he continued.

"And I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about."

Then, Avery coyly signed off.

"Enjoy the game tonight."

The off-the-cuff remark cost the hot under-the-collar iceman big time.

Pursuant to NHL By-law 17 and Article 6 of the NHL Constitution which stipulates that a player may be penalized for conduct - "detrimental to the League or the game of Hockey" - officials announced earlier today that a suspension has been imposed indefinitely following "inappropriate public comments" not pertaining to the game.

Gossip-mongers conjectured that the off-color quip was levelled at Calgary Flames defence man Dion Phaneuf, who has been dating Avery's ex-girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert.

To add substance to the theory, it's been reported in the media that the sexy young lady - prolific between-the-sheets - has also been squired around by hockey stud Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens.

But, dude, I doubt it's because NHL players are into sloppy seconds!

Bodacious babes wised up to the fact that Canadian athletes have big swinging di**s.

Talk about public humiliation.

Ouch!


Clothes do not make the man!