In the first episode of David Hasselhoff's reality TV show, the troubled actor underscored that life was not a bed of roses at 57 years of age.
In a playful moment of truth, he also admitted that he was broke and starting over.
"I spent my money on personal things," he shrugged.
Hence, the reason for launching the reality-show - a potential cash cow - expected to calm the troubled waters.
In some respects, reality shows of this ilk (that toss the glare of the spotlight on the innermost thoughts, hopes and demons of a fading Lothario) are a last gasp effort to regain a foothold (but ultimately end up being a form of prostitution at its worst level).
In sum, the scenario is not unlike one where the desperate sell their soul to the devil (or the highest bidder).
Notwithstanding, Hasselhoff swears he'll never become the German "Elvis".
That, in spite of the fact the former soap hunk (Y & R) still has a loyal following in Europe.
In fact, he's a timeless sex symbol over there, in spite of humiliating Hoff sightings on YouTube in recent months that have been demoralizing and none-too-flattering.
Sadly, Hoff's kids have been dragged on-board to his discredit.
In sum, they are the spoiled offspring of the petty bourgeoise.
Once the amusing odd-ball bill-of-fare cranks up, it's obvious that Mr. Hasselhoff is in hot water because of a lack of priorities (common sense and intelligence, too).
For example, he cries the blues about his financial dilemma, one moment - then, without batting-an-eye - fails to put his foot down when a charlatan arrives at the house to use her "psychic" gifts to analyze the family dog for big bucks.
Hoff and his kiddies are the ones who need their heads examined, if you really want to get real about it.
Worse than that?
During the course of the show - when Hasselhoff is inclined to philosophize now-and-then about life and its potential downfalls, it's paintfully obvious that "The Hoff" is simply a case of the blind leading the bland.
In sum, "Hoff" is an overblown piece of self-indulgent fluff.
No wonder terrorists want to snuff out North American culture!
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