What will I wear for my splashy exit?
Although three 30-day sentences (ninety-days total) threatened to cramp her style and drive her stir crazy over the next year's quarterly calendar - shortly after she was hand-cuffed and spirited away to her cell - there was much to be optimistic about.
On the heels of her incarceration, Sheriff's Deputies were spouting off at the mouth - alerting the media and all within ear shot - that due to overcrowding in the jails and based on time for good behaviour, the troubled young beauty may end up being released a forte-night or so later on or about August 2nd.
Promises! Promises! Promises!
Shortly after the crack-of-dawn, sources informed me that Lindsay was already ahead of the game, arranging for a make-up artist and hairstylist to doll her all up this evening, in the event her handlers at the jailhouse were inclined to release her at the witching hour.
Does she expect to fly out the door and catch the last dance at Voyeur in West Hollywood?
Or, is Lindsay so far on the road to recovery, that she's raring to check into rehab for the final phase of her commitment to society?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Free at last!
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