Gossip Queen surprisingly engaging!
Free-wheeling TV funny man - Jimmy Fallon - was in top form this evening.
The charismatic talk-show host - with the infectious grin - boasts a late night bill-of-fare that is top notch.
Too bad I slip into dream-land long before the highly-rated talk fest gets underway.
Tonight, I popped an upper though, so I could catch Celebrity Gossip Queen Perez Hilton.
If the snoop - with the startling blue eyes (prone to flirt with defamation lawsuits) - is going to bomb on a Network broadcast, well, I pine to be one of the first to catch it all on revealing video.
Fallon tends to "get right to the heart" of things at the top of the hour, by the way.
Tonight, he did not disappoint.
For example, when he announced that Perez was appearing on the hot seat, he dashed up to the camera and scribbled "dork" and an "arrow" on the lens.
The audience roared.
In a nutshell, he captured the essence of Hilton, in a delightfully cute way.
By the way, if 'ya tweet, pay attention.
I gather it is Fallon's intention to rustle up some undeniable "truisms" in respect to an online twitter event he has fathomed up for tomorrow night's popular variety-show extravaganza.
After noting that tweeters tend to share their "likes and dislikes" by fascilitating the # sign, Fallon hatched up the novel idea for folks on twitter to post their rants and raves on one specific topic.
And, there is a big pay-off, too.
Fallon will track down the best of the tweets and broadcast 'em on his talk show Wednesday.
So, post your tweet right away under the following format:
#There should be a law
Aw shucks!
Perez just sashayed out onto the stage.
Guess what?
He was as charming as could be!
But, like any antsy guest prone to get rambunctious, he was inclined to indulbe in an OUT-rageous moment or two.
What were Perez's astute observations after admitting he'd sleep with Simon Cowell to get on American Idol?
"You've got to fu** people to get ahead in the world."
But, avoid any sloppy behaviour at red carpet events, from the very get-go.
Just ask Perez!
He got banned from the ritzy Chateau Marmont in WeHo, after all.
Meanwhile, Fallon's ballad for the JetBlue flight attendant who "lost it" after basically telling the boss to "Take this job and shove it" - who snatched up a couple of brewskies from the cooler to nurse his bruised ego before he departed down the emergency slide in a huff - was downright hilarious.
It hit the spot just like a frothy ale should!
Well, two buds, actually.
Think I'll down one myself, flop down in the sack, and call it a night.
Unlike Perez, I snooze alone.
Heh, no wonder I'm just a stick in the mud, with no cash in the bank.
Gossip Queen Perez banned from Chateau Marmont!
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