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Monday, August 16, 2010

Barack Obama...no shirtless pot shots! $2500.00 blue plate specials...


Barack takes splash in Gulf's healed waters!





Barack steps into Hollywood glamour circles tonight!





In a bold-faced effort to boost the tourist trade in the State of Florida - Barack & Michelle (with a 1st daughter in tow) - jetted down to the Gulf Coast overnight for a fun relaxing day of sun and sand and surf.

"The beaches are open for business," the President assured Americans, just before he stripped down to his trunks and splashed about in pristine torquoise-colored swells, that rolled in on inviting sandy white beaches.

The setting was right for an exotic Cocktail, but the Prez sprang for ice-cream instead, to his handlers' relief.

Fashionistas probably noticed here was a style switcheroo or two.

Instead of wonky old "Mom" slacks, the President sported black designer jeans, with breezy white silk shirt open at the collar.

Sexy!

But, the sun-drenched junket was not without a tense moment or two.

Although Obama was in a festive mood, he still managed to warn the press about one thing.

"No shirtless publicity stills, please."

Meanwhile, the President will be sorting through a handful of pricey dress shirts tonight, as he prepares for an entrance at a ritzy high-profile fund-raiser in Hollywood.

A who's who of celebrities will cough up $2500.00 a ticket to rub shoulders with Barack Obama (and toss in an extra five hundred bucks to stick around for dinner).

That must be quite a burger!

Insiders have confirmed that Pop Diva Barbra Streisand and the award-winning filmmaker Steven Spielberg will attend the chi-chi affair.

Undoubtedly, the two high-profile power brokers will be forced to slip inside the gates of the Hancock Park estate in a clandestine fashion, to avoid  protestors expected to rally outside in the street voicing their disapproval over Obama's failure to take action on pressing immigrant issues.

Elsewhere in the tony enclave, irate residents were angry with the local police, for neglecting to inform motorists about the President's scheduled speaking engagement.

Undoubtedly, they hurled a few choice words at the President's motorcade as it roared by, while they stewed in the sweltering sun in snarling traffic jams until late in the evening.






Michelle's stylish Spain vacation caused a stir!


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