"Good pu**y is hard to find," says the "Donald"
One pundit put it quite succinctly yesterday on one of the dizzying array of network new shows blitzing the airwaves with updates on the Donald Trump beauty Queen fiasco that has unfolded in the last twenty-four hours.
"When men view half-naked photographs of sexy women, they get stupid."
A case in point.
In spite of the fact a handful of revealing photographs of Ms. California were circulating the Internet and stirring up a controversy, Trump opt to pooh-pooh the critics and look the other way.
To many, the aging letch simply succumbed to the animal side of his male nature.
"Trump's being led around by the end of his di**," some are lamenting.
Many reporters are also irked by the arrogance of the man and his bold-faced efforts to sweep the truth under his - um - rug.
For example, when Ms. California was asked a pointed question about the nude photographs - and whether or not she lied to pageant officials - Trump stopped the line of questioning short.
"That's an unfair question."
Hogwash!
News anchors - and gossip mongers alike - were stunned by Trump's flagrant disregard for the truth.
Although Ms. California lost her tarnished crown earlier in the week - rightly so, in my opinion - Trump chose to reinstate the statuesque flake yesterday.
The "Donald" is owner of the Miss Universe and USA Pageant system and - yes, choke on this - final arbitrator on all such matters.
So, the co** teaser gets off scott-free.
But, the intrigues don't stop there!
One celebrity gossip alleged in one updated news flash yesterday that the whole "gay marriage" controversy was a set-up from the get-go.
"Pageant officials instructed Perez Hilton to pose that question," one insider alleged matter-of-fact as jaws dropped in the newsroom.
Then, there is the question of ethics.
Allegedly, the pageant paid for Ms. California's "boob job".
In the final analysis, Trump had to protect his investment, eh?
And, what did the lounge lizard get in return?
News at 11.
"When men view half-naked photographs of sexy women, they get stupid."
A case in point.
In spite of the fact a handful of revealing photographs of Ms. California were circulating the Internet and stirring up a controversy, Trump opt to pooh-pooh the critics and look the other way.
To many, the aging letch simply succumbed to the animal side of his male nature.
"Trump's being led around by the end of his di**," some are lamenting.
Many reporters are also irked by the arrogance of the man and his bold-faced efforts to sweep the truth under his - um - rug.
For example, when Ms. California was asked a pointed question about the nude photographs - and whether or not she lied to pageant officials - Trump stopped the line of questioning short.
"That's an unfair question."
Hogwash!
News anchors - and gossip mongers alike - were stunned by Trump's flagrant disregard for the truth.
Although Ms. California lost her tarnished crown earlier in the week - rightly so, in my opinion - Trump chose to reinstate the statuesque flake yesterday.
The "Donald" is owner of the Miss Universe and USA Pageant system and - yes, choke on this - final arbitrator on all such matters.
So, the co** teaser gets off scott-free.
But, the intrigues don't stop there!
One celebrity gossip alleged in one updated news flash yesterday that the whole "gay marriage" controversy was a set-up from the get-go.
"Pageant officials instructed Perez Hilton to pose that question," one insider alleged matter-of-fact as jaws dropped in the newsroom.
Then, there is the question of ethics.
Allegedly, the pageant paid for Ms. California's "boob job".
In the final analysis, Trump had to protect his investment, eh?
And, what did the lounge lizard get in return?
News at 11.
A hard-on for blonds!
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