Was Harvey Levin playing hookey last night?
Unlike most, Tom doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve!
On TMZ last night, the twenty-something tongue waggers who pitch-hit for Levin's celebrity gossip show, were splitting-a-gut over a Tom Arnold segment.
Tom who?
Yup, I get your drift, dudes!
He's the hefty dude with the ubiquitious tats out-of-hell, once-known as Mr. Roseanne!
On the popular no-brainer last night, after a sly tease from TMZ paparazzi, Arnold was inclined to whirl his portly bod a half-turn-or-so in their direction , and proceeded to drop his drawers (sp?) so Levin's motley crew could take their best shot.
In a stiff wind, they would have been blown away, 'fer sure!
When I spied his lily-white a** (well - sort of - the TMZ production staff blurred the image a tad to prevent a total gross for the couch potatoes at home) an old joke sprang into the forefront of my wicked mind.
The ditty goes something like this.
What would you do with a million bucks?
Buy a new a**. Mine's cracked!
In the case of Anrold, he definitely needs a new one, or an overhaul at minimum.
Maybe a bit of the extra skin could be used to fill in the other cracks on his over-the-hill bod!
Just a cost-saving practical suggestion, Arnold!
Carefree butts to pine for!
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