Last night Justin Bieber surprised fans and television viewers alike when he popped up on the stage of the Ed Sullivan Theatre to take a poke at his celebrity status for Dave's ever-popular Top Ten List!
Although the segment is a biit spotty at times - poorly-written now-and-then and often missing the funny bone by a country mile - the Bieber material was pretty high calibre!
A couple of my fave jabs?
*It’s good to be a pop star without having to audition for American Idol's Steven Tyler.
*Cross me and I’ll have 50,000 screaming girls come to your house to mess you up.
*When I’m sick my doctor makes hilarious jokes about Bieber fever.
*The chance to visit The Late Show and my idol Paul Schaffer.
(Canucks always stick together, 'ya know?)
*At the Barber shop, I can say, “Give me the me.”
(Is that kind of like jerking off?)
*If I tweet “I just sneezed” a billion people will tweet “gesundheit.”
You betcha, kid!
Don't want some nasty cold putting a damper on your next stage performance!
By the way, the "Bieb's" delivery wasn't half-bad.
The diction was pretty good, in fact!
The diction was pretty good, in fact!
The pop star showed potential in the comic-timing department, too.
Are romantic features on the horizon?
Later!
Dave loves the daddy-life!
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