Quite a few noses got out-of-whack earlier today when it was announced by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences that the Queen of afternoon schlock - um - talk is going to be given the nod with an Honorary Oscar!
As Barbra Streisand would say:
"Hello gorgeous!"
But, not so fast. Do a posse of power-players in Tinseltown have the clout to nix the prestigious outfit's unprecedented favoritism?
Meanwhile, I'm still chuckling over all the exposure (!) Big "O" unexpectedly snatched up from the jaws of fate at a chic dinner party night-before-last with the former Governor's wife and handsome teen son in tow (on the mend, by the way).
Once the celebrated trio alighted from the chi chi eatery, the paparazzi immediately began to swarm every which way but loose, as they jockeyed for a perch.
As it turns out, the posse of photogs was Oprah's undoing, alright.
Wouldn't you know it?
For example, when the hefty talk-show Diva bent over to scramble inside the purring limo at the curb (albeit in a cumbersome fashion) a tabloid gossip monger nabbed a revealing shot of Ms. Oprah's butt-crack!
It reminded me of a joke I used to tell when I was a kid (which always got a big laugh, by the way).
You know what I'd buy if I had a million bucks?
A new ass 'cause mine is cracked!
Although mine is a tidy butt, Ms. Winfrey has enough bucks for a truckload of fill, if needed!
News at 11!
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