Jackman he-man persona revs up fans!
In response to persistent rumors about his sexuality, Hugh Jackman was inclined to go on record this past week and note in so many eloquent words, that he is not - aw! - gay!
Actually, it is what the buffed heart-throb didn't say, that may have raised a spectre of doubt in a handful of die-hard homoerotically-inspired male fans.
Jackman didn't say he wasn't bisexual!
Oh boy, now the rumor mills will start churning out the dirt, eh?
Yeah, I think like a sneak, I know.
I've heard so much double-talk from Bill Clinton over the years, that I am inclined to be on-the-ready to dissect chest hairs, if necessary.
The debonair leading man (who just recently hosted one the highest-rated Academy Awards shows in recent years) was careful not to ruffle any peacock feathers, though.
On the heels of his public "non-outing", the Australian star was quick to follow-up with a statement sure to keep him out of hot water with gays activists (pansies, too) around the globe.
"There is nothing shameful about it (homosexuality)."
Did he ever give it the old "college try" in the locker-room shower, I wonder?
Hugh (married with children) wasn't a shrinking violet when it came to the subject of the American psyche as it pertained to animal passions (sex).
"The questions about sexuality I find more here in America than anywhere else, because its a big hang-up and defines what people think about themselves and others."
"Its not a big issue in Australia," he added as he swaggered off into the sunset.
What a stud, eh?
Ever been in the sack with a Daddy?
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