Bingo...revival @ Riviera & Plaza Hotels in Vegas attacts hipper players!

"B52", an unidentified female cried out from the back of the hall.

"Bingo!"

A nattily-dressed middle-aged man whooped for joy before double-checking his cards for accuracy.

Ooops!

As it turned out, it was a forty-five year old red-faced Cougar - with candy-apple red lipstick smeared on her once-luscious pouty lips - who uttered up the cry that caused a bout of blues to sweep through the darkly-lit ballroom momentarily.

Uh-huh!

The embarrassed faded beauty was forced to fess up.

"I was flagging down the waitress ('ya got it) for a thirst-quenching B52 drinkie-pooh!"

Within a few minutes - after the nasty uproar simmered down a smidgen - die-hard Bingo fans were once again peering over their multi-colored cards contentedly as old age silently (and slowly) began to creep in.

Is this the way management at the Riviera expects the revival of Bingo to pan out each week at the down-on-its luck Hotel on the poor end of the strip when the competitions start up on August 12th?

Heck no, at least not if the big brass has any say in the matter, dudes & dudettes.

For good reason, consultants have been - well, consulted with - to determine if there is a silver lining in the them there gap pockets in "Bingo City" proper.

Accoring to Lou Hilford - with Loudon Consultations (with a busy office just North of the U.S. border in picturesque Vancouver B.C.) - the old image of bingo players (the blue-haired ladies fifty-five and older, puffing on a ciggie, with curlers intact, and a requisite cup of lead coffee in hand in a styrofoam cup) is more old hat than the gals who used to populate the once-smokey cozy little halls.

By the by, in West Hollywood (California), celebrity bingo has been all-the-rage at Hamburger Mary's for a few years now.

Though the dolled-up babes (with boy-toys in-tow) may be drag Queens - or exotic transsexuals - when it comes to donations for their favorite charities - they're no slouches in the fundraising department.

Maybe President Obama should toss a celebrity "balls" event at the White House now that times are getting tough.

Pink money is still coin of the realm, after all!

With the advent of electronics tossed into the mix, Hilford also predicts that smartly-attired dudes between the ages of twenty and forty years of age, will be giving the old dolls a run for their - um - balls too.

Other Casinos have caught the trend and are jumping on the big bingo-wagon too by jove!

The Plaza (just enovated with spanking new lofty climbs to relax and gamble in) is launching a tournament with a high stakes incentive - $150,000 big ones - in fact.

Alas, too late to slip into an easy chair to try your luck on that one, on the 24th of August.

The 1000-spot event is sold out, though hapless hopefuls are inclined to still wait in the wings for no-shows to free up a coveted seat or two the fun-filled soiree, which is obviously going to be one of the social highlights of the season.

The Riviera's 1800 seat extravaganza may have tickets still available though.

Go try your luck!

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Marilyn Monroe...film "My Week With Marilyn" to premiere at New York Film Fest!

When an actor suddenly transforms into a superstar (usually by meteoric rise because of a high-profile role) after years of struggling to attain success in the acting profession, every minute detail of their sweet short lives is seemingly subjected to the glare of the searing spotlight.

Likewise, when a historian or biographer stumbles on heretofore unknown facts and information about an unknown chapter of a performer's life, there is a frenzy by the media and the tabloid press - even filmmakers - to bring the often sensational secrets to light.

Years ago, there was a rumor floating around Hollywood - nudged along by one inquisitive entertainment reporter - that Tom Cruise once dropped from view for a year or two in the early days of his career when he was first starting out as an actor.

The gossips tittered that Mr. Cruise had taken a - OMG - regular day job to pay the bills as he continued to audition and try to hit pay dirt in filmdom.

Imagine what a scoop that one might turn out to be?

Personally, I struck up a friendship with a theatrical producer in my youth, who alleged that when he spent a vacation in Hollywood with his parents many moons ago, he casually met James Dean in front of a bar one day - at which point - they became lovers.

Strange bedfellows, indeed!

Allegedly, the actor was into S & M, by the way!

Now, a screenwriter of a feature film - to be premiered at the New York Film Festival this fall - has reported that his flick focuses on a young Marilyn Monroe when the celebrated movie star was on location in England in 1956.

"My Week With Marilyn" focuses on the actresses relationship with a set assistant while shooting the classic "The Prince and the Showgirl".

Film enthusiasts will recall that Laurence Olivier starred.

The much-anticipated flick features Michelle Williams as Marilyn and Kenneth Branagh (excellent casting!) as Sir Laurence Olivier.

Fans will have to wait patiently, though, since the premiere isn't slated to premiere at the festival until October.

Directed by Britain's Simon Curtis, the film is loosely-based on a week British writer Colin Clark spent with Monroe while she was filming the romantic comedy (while on honeymoon with her playwright husband Arthur Miller).

During that time, Curtis kept a diary documenting the interactions between the two lead actors.

"After seeing Marilyn Monroe so often portrayed in films as a caricature, it is a pleasure to see this complex personality and unique on-screen presence portrayed so well," said Richard Pena, programme director for The Film Society of Lincoln Center, which backs the festival.

The intriguing film will be released on wide screens in UK cinemas on 14 November.

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Oprah Winfrey...shows off butt crack curbside! Honorary Oscar has noses out-of-whack!

Quite a few noses got out-of-whack earlier today when it was announced by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences that the Queen of afternoon schlock - um - talk is going to be given the nod with an Honorary Oscar!

As Barbra Streisand would say:
"Hello gorgeous!"

But, not so fast.  Do a posse of power-players in Tinseltown have the clout to nix the prestigious outfit's unprecedented favoritism?

Meanwhile, I'm still chuckling over all the exposure (!) Big "O" unexpectedly snatched up from the jaws of fate at a chic dinner party night-before-last with the former Governor's wife and handsome teen son in tow (on the mend, by the way).

Once the celebrated trio alighted from the chi chi eatery, the paparazzi immediately began to swarm every which way but loose, as they jockeyed for a perch.

As it turns out, the posse of photogs was Oprah's undoing, alright.

Wouldn't you know it?

For example, when the hefty talk-show Diva bent over to scramble inside the purring limo at the curb (albeit in a cumbersome fashion) a tabloid gossip monger nabbed a revealing shot of Ms. Oprah's butt-crack!

It reminded me of a joke I used to tell when I was a kid (which always got a big laugh, by the way).

You know what I'd buy if I had a million bucks?

A new ass 'cause mine is cracked!

Although mine is a tidy butt, Ms. Winfrey has enough bucks for a truckload of fill, if needed!

News at 11!

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Michelle Obama...e-mails invites to sign Birthday Card for the President!

Today, Michelle Obama zipped off an e-mail to keep me posted on the President's progress on the hill at the White House.

In addition, the lovely 1st Lady (who has appeared on my 10 Best-Dressed List for Women, invited me to sign a Birthday Card for her hubbie (who turned 50 today).

Here is her message verbatim:

Julian -

Every day, I see Barack make choices he knows will affect every American family. That's no small task for anyone -- and more proof that he's earning every last one of those gray hairs.
This has been a busy week in Washington, but today happens to be Barack's 50th birthday. I'm writing to you because this year, the girls and I would like to do something a little different.
I'm asking friends and supporters of this campaign to wish him a happy birthday by signing his card, and sharing why you're on this journey with us.
Your names and notes will become part of a book that tells the story of this campaign -- who's building it, why we're in this thing, and what he means to us. We'll deliver a copy to Barack and send one to our campaign offices across the country.

Sign the card for Barack.

I've known Barack for more than 20 of his 50 years, and we've been through quite a lot together.
It still amazes me that no matter how many decisions and distractions he's faced with every day, he's always able to focus on the bigger picture. One way he does that is by making time for stories and letters from people like you - because he knows that this job isn't about him, but about the millions of folks around the country he's fighting for.
This next year will challenge us all to work harder than ever before, but the crucial thing is that you're here now, early on, helping to build this campaign.
I know that, like Barack and me, you have your own reasons why, so I hope you'll take a moment to sign the card and share your story with him and other supporters of this campaign.

http://my.barackobama.com/Birthday-Card

Thanks for being a part of this,

Michelle

Well, why the heck not, eh?
 
I trust you will too;  after all, on an individual's special day,  I believe it is important to celebrate the anniversary of their birth (and put all differences aside).
 
We didn't ask the Lord to come into this world, 'ya know?
 
So, folks need  to give each other a little boost now and then, eh?
 
Amen!
 
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President Barack Obama...Medicare quote of day! Palm-reading gift for Birthday Boy!

Last evening - when President Obama attended a star-studded soiree in honor of his a birthday, he uttered up the Medicare quote of the day.

"When I turn 50 tomorrow," he chirped jokingly, "I will automatically receive an e-mail from AARP urging me to contact the White House to protest potential cuts to Medicare and Social Security."

Ok, so the President doesn't have the best delivery - not when it comes to stand-up comedy - go figure.

Uh-huh!

Mr. Obama will have to leave the one-liners to seasoned pros like Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, and Mr. Leno over at NBC.

But, surely - he has a unique gift or two to rely on - in the event that the gig on the hill doesn't work out.

If that's President Obama's actual hand imprint posted above - then golly - there is hope for the classy man-of-letters (for sure).

It just so happens, after all, that I am a well-known palmist (who has fathomed up an accurate analysis or two over the years since I first began following the teachings of renowned palm-readers and psychics like the likes of celebrated Ceiro).

In view of the fact it is Mr. Obama's birthday today, I am offering up a free reading!

In the words of Marilyn Monroe?

"Happy Birthday, Mr. President!"

Palm Analysis of President Barack Obama

The life line on the palm pictured above is long - and subsequently - indicates a life span into the nineties. The crease on the "inside" to the left is a positive sign of protection from out-of-the-blue accidents, and mishaps, which might normally occur during the regular course of the President's daily schedule.

The heart line starts below the 1st finger and runs across the entire hand, where it finally rests just below the pinky. Generally, this indicates a long love affair (with a childhood sweetheart) that survives the trials and tribulations of time. Because the line ends on the Mount of Luna, the lovebirds will end up retiring in a foreign land (near the sea).

Unfortunately, the head line breaks at the career line, which indicates a sudden career change due to unexpected events or an error in judgement.

But, because the Sun Line is strong and healthy - and rises up into the third finger - there are definitely many accolades, awards, and honors crowning Barack's life.

Part of Mr. Obama's fate is unwritten, though.

How the President handles the opportunities that come his way in the next five years will determine how his life will pan out for the next twenty years.

Bony fingers denote an analytical mind and profound thinker.

You know what they say: still waters run deep!

Because the mount of Venus is half-developed (not too fleshy) there is a need for Obama to relax more and court some of the finer "things' of life such as the Art, Music, and the Theatre.

Obama's thumb is a bit flexible, so it shows he can be a "push over", at times.

Kind heart!

And, how was your day, folks?

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Leonardo DiCaprio...highest paid heartthrob! Funny doesn't equate to $$$ for Adam Sandler!

If you read between-the-lines of the latest Forbes Magazine report on the subject of the highest-paid actors in the lofty realm of feature films, it should be evident that funny does not always equate to money!

For example, Adam Sandler - a perennial favorite of the comedy genre - lagged behind two studly box-office stars more inclined to go the heartthrob route.

Leonardo DiCaprio broke stride this year, in fact, and ended up best rewarded for his acting chops to the tune of $77 million.

Just betcha, he was laughing all the way to the bank, when he shouted to runner-up actor Johnny Depp:

"Catch me if you can!"

Well, Johnny-boy can probably point an accusing finger at "The Tourist" for tarnishing his once-stellar career record at the local movie theatre, for starters.

But, the big-budget fiasco didn't appear to put a dent in Angelina Jolie's film prospects, on the other hand.

Word is that Ms. Jolie is prepping for a remake of "Cleopatra" - a much-anticipated acting challenge - which should rustle up even bigger bucks for one of the world's most-beautiful women.

I wouldn't kick Angie out-of-bed for eating crackers, you betcha!

Brad better remain attentively by the sultry siren's side (may I peel 'ya a grape, dahlink?) while she's on location - after all - you know what happened when Elizabeth Taylor took on the role with a handsome young stud in the lead of Mark Anthony in the romantic environs of Rome.

Uh-huh!

The International scandal that followed - not only broke up her marriage to Eddie Fisher - but caused Ms. Taylor to be denounced by the Pope!

News at 11!

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EZPAWN...rip-off loan sharks fail to disclose! Deceptive Business Practices! 135 % on Loans!

Just down the street from the Gold & Silver Pawn Shop (which is featured on a reality show on cable) at 212 S. Las Vegas Boulevard, there is a nasty loan shark by the name of EZ PAWN, who preys on unsuspecting victims when they innocently stroll through the doors.

The owners are pretty slick, alright.

Under the guise of providing top dollar for gold jewellery, desperate individuals (who are often down-on-their-luck or out-of-work) are usually hood-winked into parting with their precious heirlooms, watches, and wedding rings without proper discloure, a legit professional appraisal, or the right to have the terms and conditions of the tricky legal ageements (loan papers) explained to them as required by law.

In a nutshell, the staff at EZPAWN are dishonest rip-off artists who engage in deceptive business practices.

For example, when one of my "schills" sauntered in to check out their dishonest business conduct first-hand, he was immediately struck by the fact that the cashier assessing the value of a piece of jewellery for a short-term loan was not basing the gold on current market values.

Say what?

When the gent handed over a gold chain for evaluation, he casually asked the squat unkempt clerk if the price of gold had gone up that morning due to the recent debt crisis snafu.

"Oh, I don't know," she half-whispered, as she turned her back to him, and proceeded to place the item on a scale.

Huh?

How was it possible to determine the value on the loan article if the clerk was not enlightened of the price of gold per ounce that day?

Well, that was the big tip-off, wasn't it?

Obviously, the slovenly employee didn't intend to give an honest appraisal (or full value) as the advertisements for EZPAWN promised (and boasted) to do.

Then, after pacting a deal with the customer, the gal - who acted like her shit didn't stink - failed to disclose the terms and conditions of the loan agreement.

For instance, she neglected to inform the applicant about the length of the agreement, the amount of payment due each month in interest, what kind of penalties would be applied if an installment was missed, and - of course - hid the total cost of the interest by virtue of her deliberate reluctance to disclose.

Once the consumer returned home, and read the documents, they would be shocked to learn that EZPAWN  was charging an outrageous (illegal?) sum of 135% interest annually!

Other questionable business practices are also quite diabolical (and criminal) at the rip-off joint, too.

When a customer expresses an interest in a laptop computer, for example, they encounter some highly suspicious business practices in this department, as well.

A large percentage of the laptops in stock are "dead" in the display case - that is to say - the batteries have been allowed to run down.

Thus, an interested party must first track down a charger, in order to rev up the computer and check out all its bells and whistles (of which, in this instant case, there are usually none).

It also shocks a consumer's sensibilities when they try to web surf on eight or so laptops that are plugged in - and discover to their dismay - that the store doesn't have any Internet (or WiFi) service.

Imagine that!

How is a potential purchaser supposed to verify the quality of a laptop or desktop PC if there isn't any access to the world-wide-web?

Precisely.

They can't.

The big reveal comes when (and if) a customer opts to take the risk and purchase the untested computer anyway.  There should have some legal recourse if the computer turns out to be a lemon, right?

Not so fast, sucker!

At this juncture, when a customer approaches the cashier's wicket, he or she is informed for the first time that the sale is final.

No returns or money-back guarantees at EZPAWN!

What a bunch of disreputable crooks, eh?

Other aspects of the store are a big turn-off, too.

Most of the clients that wing their way in-and-out of their  pawn shop appear to be absolute dregs of the earth, for starters.

Uh-huh!

I wouldn't be surprised if quite a few of the pricey pieces of gold jewellery, watches, and cameras are stolen property.

The staff look like down-and-out low-lifes, after all, who haven't bathed in a week.

They sure aren't professional salespeople.

In fact, many people exit EZPAWN in disgust after they've been left waiting for thirty or forty-five minutes, without having been given so much as a hello from the incompetent staff who are too busy scratching their butts and turning their noses up at any well-meaning customer who does happen to stumble in.

If you're smart, you'll avoid this pawn shop - and the pack of losers (and thieves) who run it - like the plague.

Amen!

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