For those of you who toil away in the afternoon at work and don't have the opportunity to sneak a peak at America's favorite token "lesbo" talk-show host, be forewarned.
Unless you tweet, you'll be left out in the dark when it comes to "treats".
Yup, from my Divine Divan one lazy afternoon, I caught one segment of the Ellen Show in which the quirky dresser announced to the rapt audience that she was going to use her Twitter-time to gift viewers and tweeters alike.
To demonstrate, the ball*y comedian broadcast a small clip which captured three young ladies turning up at a bus shop to snatch up tickets for the show which Ellen & her staff planted there, before a random tweet invited adventurers to scout 'em down.
A lone woman turned up at the location within minutes of the tweet going out.
She proceeded to slyly search the drop-off area on the down-low to ensure she didn't tip off any other contestants as to the possible whereabouts of the coveted prize.
As luck would have it, on the heels of her arrival, she spied two excited ladies scurrying down the street in her direction, so she was forced to abandon ship and nonchalantly drifted off out-of-sight with the obvious intention to return.
Not a smart move!
The two aggressive interlopers spotted the tickets in a jiffy!
And, ended up on Ellen's afternoon show.
The perky blond has a gaggle of hilarious off-beat ideas that tickle my funny - um - bone.
For instance, she conjured up a delicious scheme to ensure that pesky adverts that fly out from inside the pages of slick magazines don't end up littering the streets.
"Replace the flyers with money," she giggled.
The audience roared!
Now, if she could only manage to sell Publisher's Clearing house on the idea.
Hang in there, dreamboat!
As to me, well, I would be remiss if I did not admit that Ellen's dance segments drive me batty!
Portia's better-half isn't cool-lookin' at all when she trips-the-light fantastic across the stage and up into the aisles on a wing and a prayer.
If you ask me, the men's clothing she sports each day, may be restricting her rhythm (and menstrual flow, quite possibly, ya know?)
Portia, get her out to Arthur Murray's, pronto!
Well, I gotta go.
Who knows, maybe the engaging TV personality will be tweeting about a nifty party she's throwing @ Pink's in Hollywood - with free hot dogs and all the trimmings - since an HD Video I just shot there revealed her pretty little face beaming down from one wall on the tables below.
Post: 06/10/2009
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I feel a tweet coming on.
See 'ya there!
