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Showing posts with label Paula Abdul. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paula Abdul. Show all posts

Thursday, January 20, 2011

American Idol...ratings down with 18-49 age demographic! Fox nonplussed!








Jennifer Lopez unable to lure viewers!




The critics must be howling today.

Or, rubbing their hands with glee, quipping righteously:

"I told 'ya so!"

In spite of a full-blown promo for the season opener - Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler, and Ryan Seacrest appeared on Jay Leno's Late Night talk show this past week to smooze about the upcoming season's dynamic bill-of-fare, for instance - the ratings were a no-show in many respects.

On the heels of the exit of the Bitchy Brit - Simon Cowell - "American Idol" (TV's No. 1 show) finally got a kick in the teeth from their once-loyal fan base in an all-important demographic around the country.

Uh-huh!

According to the Nielsen Company, Wednesday's viewers tapped out at a mere 26.1 million viewers.

The numbers reflect a downward spiral of thirteen percent for the Karoke-style contest which faired well right up until its near death knell when the Fox prime-time winner suffered a bit of a shake-up in personnel and morale on the airwaves and in the trashy tabloids at the supermarket check-out stand. last year.

But, even still, Fox is not one to cry the blues.

With a stiff upper lip, top brass at the alternative Network asserted this morning (to save face?) that the loss in numbers was in line with projections.

At least one performer is smiling.

Paula Abdul, how was your day?

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Abdul & Cowell chemistry a ratings-getter?

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Dave Letterman...Ooops moment! Ryan Seacrest pot shots! Say what, Paula Abdula?







Boy, that was quite an Oops! moment last night on the Dave Letterman show!

Do you suppose the head honcho at Worldwide Pants (Dave Letterman) fired a camera operator at the crack of dawn this morning?

Or - just maybe - a stage manager's head will get the axe later in the day.

Who knows!

Bottom line?

There was definitely a slip up in communication somewhere along the line.

The unthinkable occurred about half-way through the highly-rated talk show.

On a return from commercial break - suddenly (without warning) - viewers at home found themselves staring at a ghastly shot of Dave bent over his desk (caught in the act of snatching up a scrap of paper off the floor) with a bald spot "comb over" on the crown of his head in plain view!

Judging by the embarrassed look on his face, I surmise that Dave was unaware that he was on air , when he finally righted himself in the chair.

When the cameraman quickly cut-away to Paul Shaffer - the awkward look on the bandleader's face said it all  - you betcha!

Uh-huh!

Dave got caught with his pants down!

Ouch!

For some inexplicable reason, Letterman had the knives out for Ryan Seacrest last night.

After mentioning a bit of scuttlebutt about a guest referring to themselves as a "douche bag" on a New Years show (hosted by the perky DJ and Dick Clark on another network) Dave was inclined to issue a cautionary warning to everyone within earshot in the event they were not in the "know" about Ryan.

"That Seacrest guy pulled a Jay Leno. Got them all fired. He's the one with all the money, 'ya know," he kidded.

At the end of the segment (and at the close of the show) the camera focused on a blow-up photograph of Ryan Seacrest tacked to the studio wall - all smiles - in spite of the fact he was not a guest on the show.

Bizarre!

But, Paul Abdul's interview was the most intriguing, to say the least.

Reluctant to initially reveal the specific details of her new dance show - slated to broadcast tonight on CBS - Dave was forced to joist with her a bit (the segment was painful to watch and tantamount to pulling teeth ) to get his money's worth.

Ms. Abdul is either in denial or just totally clueless.

For instance, when Dave quizzed her as to the whereabouts of Simon Cowel these days, she tried to subtly insult the former American Idol Judge she once worked alongside.

"Oh, he's doing a small show," she uttered up with a straight face.

When asked how much she liked Cowell, she was quick on the uptake.

"About this much," she teased, as she used her fingers to elaborate her point.

If you read between the lines, you probably figured it out.

Abdul, who has allegedly slept with Cowell, was inferring that he wasn't very well hung.

As to the show, Abdul was referring to X Factor - an overseas hit that Cowell is currently involved with  - expected to fair well when it launches in the U.S.

If Ms. Abdul appeared on the Late Show with the aim of changing her image - without doubt - she failed miserably.

How long is this scorned woman going to try to save face, as she continues to make a fool of herself on Network TV in front of an amused world?

News at 11!

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Seacrest brunt of Dave's scorn!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

American Idol...Lee DeWyze nabs it! Simon Cowell bids adieu








Joe Cocker rocked the stage, the audience paid tribute to Simon Cowell, and the new American Idol - Lee DeWyze - stoood speechless on the stage shaking his head.

"How did you feel when your name was called," Ryan Seacrest quizzed the winner.

"There are no words to describe it," DeWyze responded wide-eyed.

The build-up to that precious moment was not unlike a pilgramage on a long-and-winding road dotted with sheltering valleys and treacherous peaks along the way.

Joe Cocker (celebrated Woodstock hold-out) delighted the audience with a live performance of - "With A little help from my friends" - for instance.

Hall and Oates - a little long in the tooth - brought a smile to the face nonetheless.

American Idol interspersed the stage performances with a handful of hilarous clips from prior shows - mostly video footage of contestants  screwing up - which dredged up fond memories and a poignant moment or two.

In what amounted to a lowpoint of the night, Paula Abdul stormed the stage to put in her two cents worth.

Ms. Abdul couldn't resist twisting the knife in a bit - as she discussed her relationship with Simon Cowell on "Idol" - which had been volatile at best.

Within minutes of hearing her grating voice sound off, I found myself screaming at the old boob tube.

"Would someone get the hook and pull her of the stage, please?"

On the heels of this segment of dead space, American Idol paid tribute to Simon Cowell, who is  exiting the top-rated entertainment show this season.

Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox were stunned when American Idol gifted each with a souped-up vehicles courtesy of Ford.

Surprise high-energy performances by Brett Michaels and Alice Cooper were a highlight.

In some respects, Americn Idol was a cliffhanger, with enough thrills and chills to satisfy everyone.




Joe Cocker in rocker days!


Monday, March 1, 2010

Paula Abdul...the X-Factor! Turns down 1 cool million...






How about a Latino Drag Show?




The scuttlebutt streaking like lightning around the newswires today is that Paula Abdul has dug in her heels and lamented pouty-lipped:

No way, Jose!

Abdul announced that she will not be showing up for judging duties on - So You Think You can Dance? - when the popular Fox entertainment show strikes up the band next season (in spite of a carrot or two dangled up front from Fox Execs strings-free).

Fox has allegedly offered Paula a cool million in cash to have first dibs on her boob tube persona to stave off the alleged (?) competition waiting in the wings (but even that tempting offer has been turned down by the dizzy hostess with the mostest with nary a fleeting doubter).

Insiders whisper that Paula has her keen eye on teaming up with Simon Cowell when he revs up with his spanking new show X-Factor at Fox next year.

Something tells me, though, that Paula does not have enough "X" quotient to factor in!

News at 11.



Saturday, August 8, 2009

American Idol...Pop Icon dames pitch-hit in Judge's hot seat! Abdul stewing...





Victoria Beckham (Posh) to spark ratings!





Well, 'ya know what they say in Hollywood, dude!



"Everyone is expendable"



In spite of the fact American Idol big-wigs in the executive suite pooh-poohed any notion that the Paula Abdul switcheroo in the eleventh hour wouldn't hurt the perky little sexpot's chances for a second grab at the brass ring at Fox - they've definitely moved on - to bask in the glow of a different musical beat.



Starting the seventh week into the highly-rated talent showcase, a bevy of Pop Icon Superstars (of the glamorous female persuasion) will take up the celebrated task of judging the aspiring singers each week on Fox.



Victoria Beckham, trophy wife of soccer stud David Beckham, will grace the Idol stage when it revs up in January, for starters.



It'll be a ratings double-whammy for Fox if studly Becks trots in on the chanteuse's bejewelled arm, eh?



Producers have scooped up Katy Perry, too.



So much for Paula Abdul.



Who?




Winston Churchill once quipped:



"Everyone has his day and some last longer than others.











Thursday, August 6, 2009

Paula Abdul...the quote of day? A nod to Mary McNamara quip @ Los Angeles Times...


Next up to the mic?


Simon was inclined to utter "no comment" at press time



On the heels of a tweet (in which Abdul warbled her Idol swan song) I whipped up a post to hasten along the startling news to die-hard fans and rapt industry-insiders.

Boo Hoo!

Today, the dailies were awash with a lot of rumor and innuendo, understandably.

Was the green-eyed monster (taunted & egged on by a lucrative Seacrest deal) holding-out for too much moolah - potential replacements snickered on the sidelines - as they rubbed their hands in glee and kept their eye on the brass ring?

Was nutso Paula being pushed out the door at the behest of ruthless money-grubbing suits in starched shirts only concerned with the bottom line?

Just maybe, the bimbo babe's negotiating ploys lost steam, in the gathering musical-chairs storm?

Mary McNamara - a journalist at the Los Angeles Times- offered up the best little ditty which gets a nod for the quote of the day.

"Just how much is a reliable train wreck worth?"

Whoopsie-daisy, Paula!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Paula Abdul...Boo Hoo! Pay day blues forces exit from American Idol...



Abdul conjures up images of Latino Transsexuals I've met!





Today, when Paula Abdul announced she'll bow out of a highly-rated Fox entertainment show, I was inclined to breathe a sigh of relief, for her sake.



How long was the second-tier talent (a bit of fluff on stage that blew with the prevailing wind this way n' that during her quirky run) going to grovel before she took the hint?



Surely, she wasn't blind to the fact her days were numbered on American Idol?



The suits at the Network were obviously anxious to give her the old heave-ho!



When the new season revved up - with nary an offer dangling in sight - the wishy-washy Judge (who more-often-than-not wore her heart on her sleeve to her detriment) should have taken a cue and gracefully exited with a bit of class.



Instead, she languished on the sidelines, and whined incessantly to the press.



A pitiful ploy to rustle up sympathy with loyal fans?



Well, Paula, you forgot the golden rule in Tinsel town.



It's just business - as usual - in the dream-making factory that is Hollywood.


Nothing personal, Ms. Abdul.



Just ask Ryan Seacrest.



Industry power-brokers (keen to the bottom line) whipped up an offer the likable host couldn't refuse.



In one delicious fell swoop, the high-profile ratings-getter pacted a lucrative deal, sure to guarantee a cash-flow of millions over the next few heady years.



"I'll miss 'ya, Paula," were the only parting words the metro sexual male - with a penchant for high-end hair-styling products - managed to diplomatically utter up on Twitter a few days ago.



Hapless talentless contestants - Abdul was inclined to root for - will mourn her, too.



Golly, I'm a tad teary-eyed now.



Shakespeare said it best:



"Parting is such sweet sorrow"







This is really what got my rocks off!



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