Beer...a warm fuzzy insight!

As I stood at the urinal at the Abbey and took a whiz

A horrible truth suddenly dawned on me

'Ya know, we don't buy the booze

We just rent it

For as long as our bladder holds out!

ba-dump!

Perez Hilton butches up act at Abbey! Off booze?

Perez in halcyon glam days!

I popped into one of hang-outs last night for a some upbeat music and lively chatter when I spied Perez Hilton smack dab in front of me as I nosed my way through the romantic courtyard towards the bar.



The celebrity gossip-monger was outfitted in a army flap-jacket (fatiques) which suited his trimmed-down frame to a "T".



And, under the flattering sensual light, his short "do" (sandy-brown with subtle blond highlights?) appeared less spikey and wild, too.



Trying to butch up his act?



In one hand he was toting a water bottle.

Off the booze, Perez?



Was the tall pretty stud at his mercurial side just a best bud or new main squeeze, I wonder.



On one occasion when he glanced my way, I was mystified by a curious light in his eyes.



A mischievous gleam, perhaps?



I'll have to cruise over to his site and check out what Tinsel town's celebrated court jester is up to this week.



Along with 3 or 4 other million capricious scoundrels, I expect!

Perez and "Teddy"



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Woman's brain shrinks faster on booze! Heh, buy you a drink, honey?

I was flipping through the front section of the newspaper this morning and LOL (laughed out loud, you newbies) when I caught sight of a caption that was just too yummy to ignore.

"Alcohol may speed brain shrinkage"

You don't say?

The report (for obvious reasons no writer was inclined to own up to penning it) noted that - according to a study in the Archives of Neurology - the more people drank (!) the smaller the size of their brains.

Do 'ya figure?

Now, here comes the capper!


The study found that the phenomenon (!) was especially pronounced in women.

Dudes, keep your eye out for those ditzy bodacious babes on booze, eh?

Especially the curvy blond bombshells, cause it amounts to a double-whammy!



So many brains shrunken during spring break...