UCLA...spoiled Asian students leave trail of trash!

Last night as I strolled through the campus at UCLA, I spied about two-dozen or so Asian students whooping it up on the grass near one of the main plazas on campus.

Personally, I wholeheartedly recommend that a student take a breather from the books and kick up his or her heels now and then.

As they say, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

However, it was disappointing to to take the same trek this morning and have to stumble over a mound of trash the thoughtless students left strewn all over the lawn and cobbled walk.

Obviously, these spoiled freshmen don't have a clue about trash (especially of the plastic and tin-can variety) and how it negatively impacts the environment.

Heh, kiddies!

Mommie and Daddie were generous enough to foot the bill for University, the least you could do is clean up after yourself.

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Woman's brain shrinks faster on booze! Heh, buy you a drink, honey?

I was flipping through the front section of the newspaper this morning and LOL (laughed out loud, you newbies) when I caught sight of a caption that was just too yummy to ignore.

"Alcohol may speed brain shrinkage"

You don't say?

The report (for obvious reasons no writer was inclined to own up to penning it) noted that - according to a study in the Archives of Neurology - the more people drank (!) the smaller the size of their brains.

Do 'ya figure?

Now, here comes the capper!


The study found that the phenomenon (!) was especially pronounced in women.

Dudes, keep your eye out for those ditzy bodacious babes on booze, eh?

Especially the curvy blond bombshells, cause it amounts to a double-whammy!



So many brains shrunken during spring break...