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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Dream Smile...great dental work!


Anyone following my blog probably recalls that a few weeks ago one of my "crowns" popped out of my mouth - at which point - I suffered through an ongoing series of dramas (which were quite unnerving) until the dentist could craft a spanking new one to install in its place.

Needless to say, chewing was difficult up front!

And - to my great embarrassment - the temporary cap often slipped out when least expected.

For example, I was chatting up one of the actors after the opening night performance of Chekhov's "Three Sisters" Sunday evening, when the feisty little devil came unstuck.

As my hand shot out to catch the wayward tooth before it shot into the great beyond, I lost my balance, and ended up spilling my champagne.

Eyebrows were raised until I explained my little dilemma - and ultimately - assured the other guests that I was not two sheets to the wind!

Like top model - Lauren Hutton - I was born with a space between my two front teeth.

For most of my teen years, I wasn't bothered by the less-than-perfect front row of teeth.

However, when I ventured into modelling and acting, that darn gap made me feel so self-conscious in front of the camera, that I enlisted the aid of a dentist to correct the glaring irregularity in my smile.

That was twenty years ago, and the crowns have pretty much held up, 'til recently.

Initially, I worried that the new dentist here on the West Coast would either screw up when it came to lining up the tooth with the older crowns, or mess up when it came to matching the color of the porcelain tooth so that it would blend in with the others.

Well, all my fears were unfounded.

Dream Smile crafted the tooth to perfection and I can break into a wide smile again.

Vanity be thy name, eh?




Change...quote!


The only thing constant in life
is change


Julian Ayrs
The Daily Planet
Collection of Poems


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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Screen Actors Guild...Rosenberg lawsuit rejected by Court. Power-plays continue...

Superior Court Judge tells Rosenberg no deal!


A monkey wrench SAG President Alan Rosenberg threw into pending SAG contract talks with producers was tossed back into his lap today by a Superior Court Judge.

Alan Rosenberg (SAG Guild President) and Anne-Marie Johnson (Guild 1st Vice President) filed a lawsuit against SAG this past week, seeking to reinstate Doug Allen (who was relieved of his duties as the Union's Chief negotiator) and to reconstitute the Guild's former negotiating committee.

The SAG board fired Allen last month on the grounds that he was mishandling negotiations with the studios.

Former SAG General Counsel David White was installed in Allen's place and is currently acting as interim Executive Director alongside John McGuire who was named the Union's new chief negotiator.

On the heels of the controversial White/McGuire power-play, the SAG board also disbanded the Union's negotiating committee (dominated by Allen's supporters) and appointed a new task force in their place.

According to Alan Rosenberg and his supporters, the move was not only "unwarranted" but "undemocratic" in nature.

To many Guild Members, ousting Doug Allen and the negotiating team amounted to "written assent" - which they allege - violated the California's Corporate Code.

Hence, the lawsuit to nullify the ousting of Allen and the negotiating team.

Talks with producers were scheduled to continue this week, but were suddenly halted due to the unexpected legal proceeding.

Attorneys for SAG appeared in Los Angeles Superior Court this morning to respond to the Plaintiffs' lawsuit.

After hearing arguments from both sides, the Court found that the lawsuit was procedurally defective and refused to issue an injunction requested by the Plaintiffs.

In response, Plaintiffs’ counsel stated their intention to amend their documents and resubmit the paperwork for further review by a Superior Court Judge on Thursday, February 5th (2009).

The Guild and its attorneys have vowed to attend the court hearing and present a vigorous defense.

David White, acting interim Executive Director of the Guild, fired off an e-mail to me this evening in which he underscored the importance of continuing talks with producers as quickly as possible so that a fair contract may be negotiated for SAG members.

Once the legal issues are resolved, that is wholly possible.

In the meantime, the Guild will continue to work in the service of its members, with focus, dedication and commitment," White concluded confidently.

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Michael Phelps...swimmer's dope smoking! Quote of day...

For medicinal purposes, dude!


Cruising across town this afternoon, I was flicking the dial on the radio, when I stumbled across the Tom Leykis talk show on 97.1 FM.

The spirited chat fest was focused on Michael Phelps on the heels of a news flash over the week-end that reported the Gold Medalist was snapped on film smoking the evil weed, Marijuana.

And, not just for medicinal purposes!

Of course, any arguments from Olympic dope-testing officials that a joint or two might enhance sports performance - which could result in a "foul" against the 23 year-old stud - falls on deaf ears in this corner.

For good reason!

Whenever I inhaled a toke in my wild rebellious youth, I usually ended up getting lost in the intricate designs on the carpet.

I guess that's what you'd call a magic carpet ride!

Shortly thereafter, like clockwork, I'd keel over and slip off into a euphoric dream state!

After fielding a few hotly debated issues on air, Leykis uttered the quote of the day.

"When I first caught Phelps being interviewed on a television talk show, I thought he was a dweeb. Now, I realize, he was probably just stoned."

Don't Bogart that joint, eh?

Arnold elucidates effects of the high!

Christian Bale...shocking tirade on set jolts the biz! No. 1 a**hole...


Bale a fu**ing mean Hombre?


An audio recording of Christian Bale throwing a fit on the set of his latest movie had tongues wagging this morning around the Nation.

In fact, disc jockeys were having a field day with the clip - recorded months ago - that TMZ posted on their web site over the week-end.

Allegedly, the director of cinematography stepped into the set to adjust a light - at which point - Bale let into him.

The audio tape reveals that the surprised crew member was not only subjected to verbal abuse, but physical threats, as well.

And, the spoiled actor's outburst wasn't just a short little tantrum, either.

The shocking tape lasts about three and a half minutes and is so riddled with foul language, that after "bleeps" were edited in to block out the offensive swear words, there wasn't much left on tape for the curious to make hide-nor-tail of.

Clever staff at one radio station seized on the opportunity bright and early this morning to hold a little contest on air.

"How many "F" bombs did Christian Bale hurl," one jock queried his audience.

"Call us right now and see if you can correctly put your tongue on the number."

Of course, it is not unusual for a crew member - especially a director of cinematography - to step into a hot set while a scene is being rehearsed or filmed to tweak a light or some such thing.

So what was the big fuss?

Well, a few actors in the business have a problem with concentration.

Tommy Lee Jones and Joan Collins, for instance, don't like bystanders stepping into their eye line as they are working because it may throw distract them.

Many directors are aware of that and usually make allowances by forewarning the crew and other cast members in advance before an actor arrives on set.

Notwithstanding, Bale's abusive conduct - and the subsequent thorough dressing-down of the crew member - was inappropriate and downright unprofessional.

After swearing at the man, and thoroughly humiliating him in front of everyone present on the movie set, the B-list movie actor threatened to "smash his lights".

Did he mean he was going to trash the light set-ups or was it a veiled threat?

Was Bale implying that he might punch the DP in the face?

It appears that the actor, known for being picky, is a time bomb waiting to go off.

Last year, many in the business were taken aback, when Christian Bale was accused of some violence in a Hotel room overseas.

On that occasion, he narrowly escaped criminal charges for assault.

Many thought the incident was an isolated one brought on my career pressures, or - quite simply - amounted to a squabble with family members that was simply blown out of proportion by his accusers, the media, and so forth and so on.

Even so, the reprehensible behaviour he exhibited in a work-related setting, underscores that Bale clearly has some anger management issues to address!

I am surprised that in view of what went down, that the actor didn't secure the incriminating recording months ago to prevent it from being released to the media at a later date.

In view of the fact the "sound man" is usually considered a tight-knit part of a crew that works closely with the cinematographer, obviously there has been some skullduggery underfoot behind-the-scenes.

Did the DP ask the audio-recorder to put the tape away for safe-keeping?

And, why did it get released now, and not six months ago when the first incident sprung forth in all its ugly fury?

Enquiring minds want to know!


Handsome is as handsome does!

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Monday, February 2, 2009

Friday 13th..."30 years of Jason" screens at New Bev! DVD release party at Delicacies...



If you are a fan of the Horror Genre, chances are you stood in line at the New Beverly Cinema at midnight on Friday (January 31st) to catch "30 Years of Jason".

The documentary-style project takes an up-close and in-depth ghoulish gander at the astounding Friday 13th franchise phenomenon which has spanned over thirty years now.

A handful of the creative minds behind the tribute were on hand in an informative Q & A to field questions, offer up juicy film clips of their fave moments from the "Jason" legend - and quite generally - stir up a heap-load of bloody interest in the latest episode due to splash mayhem on the silver screen Friday February 13th.

The host of the doc promised that the upcoming wide-screen release will be sleek, very cool, and - of course - feature a lot of sex!

After all, Jason usually struck unsuspecting nubile young women (and their studly dates) while in the throes of passion.

"Yeah, he took their sex and usually put a machete through it," he chortled with glee!

In these blood-curdling films, noted the film biographer, it was also important that the plot line drop the teens into a creepy isolated place like Crystal Lake which was one of the main settings for a number of the popular dice-and-splice features.

And, another golden rule?

"There must never be parents or authority figures to interfere with the spine-tingling suspense thrashings."

On screen Friday in "30 Years of Jason", a parade of directors from a number of the sequels - and subsequent stars from the best-selling entries - offered up bloody behind-the-scenes production tid-bits sure to entice the avid film buff.

By the way, did you know that Jason was originally named "Josh"?

Not Joshin' 'ya, dude!

For most who participated in the squeamish - albeit entertaining foray into the world of blood and guts and gore that has been Friday 13th - it was pretty much in agreement that Jason never really came to life - or into his own, if you like - until he slipped that Hockey Mask over his face.

Yes, at that precise moment, the slasher was truly born!

There is a lot of precise detail about how the mask was fabricated, how various frightful scenes were set up and executed, and daunting hair-raising clips of the best "kills" of the series.

A couple of actors - though few in number at last count - boasted about escaping Jason's wrath.

Important, if you want to return in a sequel, eh?

There will be a party for the release of "30 Years of Jason" at Delicacies (Burbank) on Tuesday, February 3rd.

A dozen or so of the actors and directors will be on hand to sign the DVD, chat up fans, and what-have-you!

See 'ya there!




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Michael Phelps...caught smoking dope! Image shattered?



A photo capturing Olympic Gold Medal winner Michael Phelps smoking dope surfaced in the media over the weekend placing the 2008 Olympic stud's squeaky-clean image in serious jeopardy.

And, the incident also raises some intriguing questions.

Allegedly, the revealing snapshot of Phelps was taken back in November at a party at the University of South Carolina when he attended a Gamecocks football game.

Phelps, with cap screwed on backyards rapper-style, was caught on film holding a pipe to his mouth with his right hand while lighting it with the other.

Why did it take so long for the damaging image to come to light?

Were there behind-the-scenes maneuverings to suppress the incriminating photo - and ultimately - quash its release?

No matter, I guess.

The popular role model - idolized by millions - was quick to admit a slip in character in a statement he released through his manager over the weekend.

"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment."

The young bachelor went on to note that the dope smoking was inappropriate and a youthful act that amounted to conduct fans never expected from the Olympic hero.

The prepared statement gave the impression that the incident of drug use was an isolated one - but in view of the drug paraphernalia Phelps was facilitating on the occasion - one has to seriously wonder.

The pipe or "glass bomb" the athlete was using is often the utensil of choice for habitual users because it packs a wallop, and hence, intensifies the high.

Of course, to baby-boomers, it's no big deal to admit to smoking grass.

Even former President Bill Clinton admitted to taking a toke - on a controlled substance paranoid critics have often referred to as the killer weed.

If you're to believe the waffling slick Willy, though, he didn't "inhale".

Right, Bill.

Marijuana, per se, is classified by the World anti-doping Agency (which oversees Olympic & International Drug Testing) as a banned "in competition" drug.

Therefore, Golden Boy Phelps - although fallen from Grace - is unlikely to face any punishment or suspension for his after-hours leisure activity.

To the powers-that-be, Phelps is not even considered a candidate for investigation, in respect to the issue of use of performance-enhancing drugs for professional gain in the sports arena.

For good reason.

Phelps has never failed a drug test during his active swim career.

An athlete is subject to WADA sanctions only when a positive test occurs during competition periods.

The incident is an embarrassment for the U.S. Olympic Committee who recently named Phelps its male athlete of the year.

Which again raises questions about the "timing" of the release of the incriminating photograph.

Although the Committee acknowledged they were disappointed in Michael's thoughtless indulgence, they expressed confidence that their "top gun" will be able to go forward and set the right example expected from an Olympic champion henceforth.

Maybe Phelps needs to find a girlfriend (or boyfriend) to keep him out of trouble on those dark lonely nights?

Interestingly, the tawdry tale was not front page news in any of the local dailies bright and early this morning.

Indeed!

A handful of the reports have been discreetly tucked away in the back pages of the sports section, in fact, with little or no sensationalism.

Has the stumble knocked Phelps off his pedestal in the eyes of the media?

Maybe, but undoubtedly - once this post is published - the hits will rev up as usual.

To the readers at The Tattler - he's still a heart-throb and media darling - and the focus of a lot of titillating speculation (and a lot of wishful thinking, if you get my drift).

So, when is Michael's next big splash?

We wait with bated breath!

Will Rogers once said:

"We all can't be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."

The look of regret?


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