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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

American Idol...Jennifer Lopez, Steve Tyler & Ryan Seacrest appear on Jay Leno show!





 







When Jay Leno threw down the red carpet tonight for American Idol's Judges - Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler, and Randy Jackson trotted out (with Ryan Seacrest in tow) - the audience went wild as a ripple of electricity zig-zagged throughout the theatre.

"It's a day job," joked Steve Tyler when affable Leno probed the legendary rocker about the rigors of committing to Fox's highly-rated talent show and the strenuous daily schedules involved.

It was a struggle to crawl out of bed at 6:30 a.m. - though - the aging Lothario admitted in so many words.

In unison, the trio of males were quick to underscore that when it came to Lopez, however, stepping out of the trailer (a floating palace on wheels) all sweetness-and-light at the crack-of-dawn was no problem.

"But, 'ya never know. It may have taken the make-up man five hours. We don't know."

"And, you never will," the pop chanteuse shot back with an infectious grin on her face.

As usual, Leno was anxious to get down to the nitty-gritty, with the specific aim of dredging up the scandalous scuttlebutt.

"It must be difficult for you to be mean, Jennifer," he innocently quizzed from behind the desk.

"Well, you can't say - 'you suck' - ," she giggled. 

"You try to find a way to be honest. But, sometimes telling the truth can be just as brutal," she noted almost in an afterthought.

Jennifer swears up-and-down that during the time frame when industry players thought she was initially holding out for more money (and perks) before signing on the dotted line - that, in all truth - she wasn't sure she wanted to take on the daunting weekly task.

Tyler - on the other hand - was approached impromptu and warmed up to the idea right away.

"I was in-between tours and had a lot of spare time on my hands. I thought it might keep me out of trouble," he quipped with a sly suggestive glance in the talk-show host's direction.

In contrast, his musician pals were not in accord, at all.

"They laughed at me," he recalled with a tinge of embarrassment.

Ryan Seacrest was upbeat and outgoing - Mr. Personality - as usual.

For the record, he announced that the Fox's ballot procedure (for casting votes) was overhauled to keep the process honest and fair.

Free of Bristol Palin-style controversies in the future???

The audience roared their approval when Tyler plugged an upcoming Tour planned for later in the year.

An album is in the works, too.

The Judges stressed that when the show kicks off on January 19th (2011) that the panel and show producers will be keeping a keen eye out for contestants who bring the "whole package" to the table.

No flashes in the pan - or one-hit wonders - please!

"We're on the look-out to uncover performers who have the potential to contribute to the music industry for decades to come," Jennifer confided in no uncertain terms.

So, contestants should keep that in the forefront of their mind, when preparing to audition for the top-rated Fox variety hit, which doesn't appear to be on its last legs just yet.

As Bugs Bunny would say:

That's all folks!

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Monday, January 10, 2011

Dave Letterman Late Show...Snooki recites Top 10 list! Tonight in NYC!










That tarted-up trollop Snooki - infamous fifteen-minute hall-of-famer - is slated to saunter on stage live! at the Dave Letterman Late Show tonight - to wax poetic over a special Top Ten list.
Betcha a fiver - that the little spitfire will not only strut her stuff for toothy Dave's command performance - but also slip in a plug for her just-released tome which has been flying off bookshelves in recent days around the country.

Let's hope that the candid talk-show host doesn't get snookered along the way.

Pocket pool has never been the "Sport of Kings" after all.

By the way - funny-man Bill Cosby and the ever-popular "Black Keys" - will also appear on the late night bill-of-fare.

I plan to set the snooze alarm, how 'bout you?

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Lindsay Lohan...crash lands SUV! Life's a beach!





The door became unhinged, I guess!







Though Lindsay Lohan has escaped the mean streets of LA LA LAND to tony climbs at a picturesque beach temporarily - it doesn't appear that the infamous recovering bimbo babe isn't out of harm's way - by a long shot! 

Go figure!

Taken aback by a posse of paparazz lolling about (LOL) on the well-manicured walkwayy outside her spanking-new digs - the dizzy starlet was inclined to shift into drive-by mode - to effect a mad dash for the open door of the garage on the lower level of the upscale condo unit.

What was intended to be a smooth maneuver - to avoid the prying press - ended up a comedy of errors.

Within minutes of cruising inside the garage (while the wheels were still smoking, dudes) the door tumbled down out-of-control (much like Ms. Lohan on a starry drug-laced Hollywood night) and smashed into the roof of the $130,000.00 SUV just "gifted" her.

Then - Eureka! - the door bounced up-and down-again without any rhyme or reason.

Uh-huh!

The loopy landing was all caught on camera- natch- by a TMZ photog who was on-the-ball.

Golly, those roving gossip mongers over at Harv's must have horseshoes up the a**, eh?

Talk about a scoop!

If it's any consolation to Lindsay, there wasn't one ghastly cactus bush in the vicinity to fall into!

But, the whole hilarious scenario begs the question.

Did the "Mean Girls" star fall off-the-wagon or is she just a lousy driver?

News at 11.

Or, on TMZ live at the dinner hour, tonight.

Later!

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Victoria Beckham...mystery of implants solved! Baby makes four!










The tongues started to wag wildly when Victoria Beckham's handlers announced that the Pop Diva - the soccer stud's wife - was having her breast implants removed.

Were the body-building bust enhancers leaking or posing a potential health hazzard?

In the midst of a wave of frenzied speculation - Beck's better-half finally spilled the beans to all within earshot - over what must have been a very long weekend.

The pretty couple are expecting their fourth child.

A bundle of joy isn't so foreboding now, is it?

More like a welcome gaggle of giggles.

Congrats to Posh Spice and Becks!

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Making Babies
(he shootsl! he scores!)

Cher...Pop Diva's final shows at Caesar's Palace! January 11th - February 5th!




 




Cher - the unsinkable legendary Pop Diva - is gearing up for a round of "Final Shows" to kick-off at the Colosseum on January 11th.

If 'ya missed the last couple of sell-out gigs in the desert oasis - listen up

This may be the Pop Diva's last bodacious bow.

Rumor has it that the old trooper - still able to trip-the-light-fantastic with a modicum of flair & ease - is about to hang up a drawer-full of soiled silky g-strings - and bevy of bejewelled feathers and billowing boas - for a life in the slow lane (if she has her druthers).

You go, girl!

News at 11!

Information:

*Ticketmaster.com
*Cher.com
*866.510.Cher

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Downton Abbey...period drama a gem! Lord's gay dalliance titillating!







With a lot of pomp and circumstance "Downton Abbey" premiered tonight on PBS on U.S. shores.

The 4-episode period piece - starring Maggie Smith, Hugh Bonneville, and Elizabeth McGovern - scored big when it was first broadcast in the U.K. last year.

In fact, the entertaining upstairs/downstairs tale of the class struggle snagged the highest ratings since the classic hit - "Brideshead Revisited" - first stirred up the imagination of fans of the genre a scant few moons ago.

The fussy sophisticated melodrama - written by insightful Julian Fellowes - is trussed up with all the trappings of a surefire winner - a cast of intriguing (but lovable) characters, surprise plot twists, and a titillating scandal or two lurking in the wings waiting to topple the once-glorious Empire.

I expect that when the word gets "out" about one Lord and his strictly taboo dalliance with a handsome studly footman - that ratings for the "night-time" soaper - will soar in gay ghettos around the country.

Catty Queens aside, mainstream America may have a bit of a struggle keeping up with the fast pace, witty patter, and sight gags, though.

Even so, the mini-series - a gem, really - is bound to be a hit on this side of the pond because the well-produced offering appeals on a multitude of different levels

Panoramic views of the picturesque English countryside, lush captivating sets, and exquisitely-tailored costumes - are worth taking a gander at - for starters.

But, in the final analysis, it is Fellowe's captivating glimpse into a bygone era (and its staunch - but fascinating - stuffy traditions) that stirs up a host of emotions - and ultimately - manages to charm and mesmerize.

4 stars!

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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Julian Ayrs Top 5 Picks for Director! Oscar Race 2010!









Just like a gleaming speeding roadster, a feature film won't cruise along at a picturesque adventurous clip, without a competent driver at the wheel.

Notwithstanding - without the style, vision, artistic sensibility (and what-have-you) of a skilled director at the helm - a filmmaker would be left behind in a lurch at the back of the pack eating dust come awards day.

Such is the case with all the Oscar-nominated flicks on review by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the calendar year of 2010.

With that foremost in mind, here are my 5 top picks for Best Director:

Ben Affleck
The Town

Darren Aronofsky
The Black Swan

Tom Hooper
The King's Speech

Ethan & Joel Coen
True Grit

David Fincher
The Social Network

May the best auteur nab the coveted prize!