The Tattler...demographics! Unmarried educated men with no children!

Golly, I was checking stats at Alexa for The Tattler - as I am want to do now and then - and was surprised at the current demographics for my google blog.

According to the traffic-tracker, a large percentage of my readers are well-educated (with Graduate studies under their belts), unmarried (is that the same as single?), and without children.

For the most part, these savvy internet cruisers, browse to my site during business hours at work!

A light went off in my head!

What does this mean in the final analysis?

Disposable incomes!

Uh-uh!

Upscale dudes with plenty of cold hard cash to splurge on hair products (Ryan Seacrest eat your heart out!), indulge in bellweather fashion trends, dine out at splashy watering holes on Melrose or Robertson (you name it).

Just betcha, this enviable social set drive a BMW, Audi SUV, or a top-of-the line made-in-America sports roadster with all the throbbing sexy perks!

I expect there are joyous week-end jaunts to the latest resort hotspot, a cruise or two up-and-down the coast (or overseas) each season, skiing trips, and the like.

And, if two of 'em connect?

A double whammy!

Yup, there will probably be a pot of gold at the end of that romantic rainbow.

Cheers!

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Ellen DeGeneres...Twitter Escape all booked! Ship ahoy...

For those of you who toiled away in a stuffy office last week - and missed all the hoopla over the cruise that Ellen whipped together at the twitter site for Ellen Fans the end of last week - I am inclined to report on a handful of the delicious details.

It all started when Ellen quipped in a tweet that she was longing to flutter off on a fun-filled weekend jaunt to parts unknown for a bit of catchy two-stepping (according to shock jock Howard Stern - she's a fab dancer - 'ya know?) - and just maybe - a round or two of poker (last man standing).

Any suggestions, she queried her dedicated fans.

Within seconds, a handful of excited Ellen Fans (moi included) chirped up.

Suddenly, Ellen was fast-tracking a tantalizing itinerary for a "Twitter Escape", a handful of Ellen Fans were invited to tag along on in August (2009).

A whaling trip - with a night of poker tossed in for good measure - was difficult to resist.

In fact, so much so, that within twenty-four hours the novelty cruise was sold out!

I expect that other talk-show hosts will jump on the bandwagon in the lazy days of summer ahead, eh?

You betcha!

No doubt, Letterman ("top ten" sea tricks cruise) and Jerry Springer ( "pillow fight" tease charter) will be rustling up pleasurable people perker-uppers with a nod to Ellen for leading the merry way.

Oprah (not to be outdone by upstarts) will obviously coral her best bud - the Prez - to helm her ritzy good-ship lollipop.

Undoubtedly, she'll also book a multitude of snake-oil salesmen to pitch unproven alternative medicines on deck, once the luxury liner heads out to sea.

Nothing like a captive audience, eh?

My bets are on Ellen's magical mystery tour.

How could the current "it" girl possibly go wrong?

Whoa Nellie!

She meant strip poker

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