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Monday, May 31, 2010

Sex in the City...Liza Minnelli dazzles in cameo! Miley Cyrus surprise! Wild desert romp!

 





Liza Minnelli presides over a chi chi over-the-top gay wedding in Connecticut, Penelope Cruz makes a play for "big" at a New York premiere after-party, and a tempting night on the beach with a stranger (and a clash of cultures) lands Samantha under house arrrest.

For fans of the show, it was another chapter of side-splitting fun with the girls (with "girls") - who end up in an exotic midde-eastern luxury oasis that delights, tempts, forbids, spoils - and ultimately issues- an ultimatum:

Get out of town by high noon (or at least by Hotel check-out time).

Uh-huh!

As as our gaggle of giggling  gorgeous gals tear up the United Arab Emirates terrain - and shatter the mores of an ancient culture that is quick to suppress  a woman's voice - the hapless gals nonetheless end up at a Karoke bar belting out their theme song with bang-on sensibility:

"I am woman!"

It appears that the Muslim woman can't be far behind in a Nation that now considers itself the new Middle East.

In fact in one hilarious scene, it is a bevy of "modern Muslim babes" who save our plucky heroines from a fate too awful to fathom.

A flogging in the public marketplace, perhaps?

In addition to the usual round of snappy (at times outrageously naughty) rounds of quips and amusing banter, there are unexpected surprises that trigger spontaneous gales of laughter from the rapt audience.

For example, when Samantha is invited to a Hollywood-style premiere in NYC, it's an golden opportunity to dash off and pluck up a revealing sexy designer gown to flaunt in the glare of the spotlight.

After being advised by a fashionista at an upscale designer boutique that her selection was a bit "young" (you'll get your ti*s slapped, missy) she boldly throws caution to the wind and snaps up the racy outfit anyway.

When Samantha steps onto the red carpet to be photographed - eghads! - Miley Cyrus shows up moments later (playing herself) in an exact copy of the same designer gown.

Do they both crawl under the carpet embarrassed?

No.

 Miley senses the humor of the moment - and thus - reaches out to the over-sexed cougar.

The winsome twosome end up posing for the frenzied paparazzi arm-in-arm.

Early on, in the opening scenes, Liza Minnelli officiates at a gay wedding and the moment turns out to be a wild hoot.

In view of her own disasterous trek to the altar, Ms. Minnelli appears to be taking a poke at herself!

"Whenever there is a high concentration of gay energy, Liza Minnelli manifests," one character joked from the sideliness.

A short while later, Liza dazzles with a show-stopping glitzy number (accompanied by two energetic back-up dancers) that underscores the trooper is still in top form.

If you're into show tunes - and the Gay Men's chorus - this movie is for you

At the heart of the story is a message about marriage, and monogomous relationships, which is so cleverly woven into the undercurrent of the plot line (sometimes in a tedius long-winded way) that it doesn't sound preachy.

Carrie & "Big" come to realize, that exercising their freedom in the relationship, can surely add sparkle the childless union cries out for to ensure its longevity.

As usual, the girls each go through new personal dramas.

Of course - at a coffee clatch, spa, or in a quiet heart-to-heart - each crisis is handled one by one.

Yes, happy endings all.

The film is big and splashy and over-the-top - and essentially a blown-up version of the TV series - but with a higher dose of verve and style and panache.

"Sex in the City" was a trifle too long, unfortunately (the gay wedding could have been "cut" a smidgen instead of letting it run wild and willy-nilly "uncut" on the wide-screen to the film's detriment)).

Some judicious editing in the "Ishtar" scenes (fortunately "sex" didn't go that route and was thus saved from potential disaster) may have tightened up the  long sprawling out-of-control script so that it was more palpable.

But for fans, it is solid gold entertainment, without doubt.

And, what a curious breed they are.

In the lobby of the theatre, I was astounded by the eclectic mix that is the "Sex in the City" filmgoer.

The devotees have a distinctive "look".

The mostly female crowd (sprinkled with a handful of gay couples celebrating girl's night out) carried designer clutch bags, wore elegant (funky) heels, and squeezed their precious bods into gowns that ranged from floor-length body-fitting styles to short-short sun dresses that were chic and simple (punched up with a riot of  beads, baubles, and eye-catching bangles).

The "do's" were of all persuasion - and often adorned and highlighted - with fashion flourishes.







Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker...Letterman interview boring! Baby talk yawn...







On the hit show - "Sex in the City" - Sarah Jessica Parker plays a character who is - outgoing, perky, down-to-earth, smart, funny - far removed from her true persona off-screen.

For starters, Ms. Parker is overbearing - painfully so -as evidenced by her appearance on the Dave Letteerman last night.

Once all the perfunctory tasks were out of the way, Dave made the big mistake of casually inquiring about her children.

Oh, boy!

Talk about a doting mother!

As Ms. Parker rattled on and on about her little darlings, it became evident she's a little koo-koo when it comes to parenting.

When she raved about what a genius her son was, it was pure - "only a face a mother could love" - kind-of-material ripe for cynical pokes from stand-up comics and Late Night talk-show hosts.

Judging by the way Ms. Parker gushes ad nauseam about her son, it is quite evident, that if the popular actress continues with her excessive unhealthy "smothering " that the boy is going to be facing therapy in his adult life (and he'll probably turn out gay).

Sarah, do you realize how boring you are?

Take a cue from Carrie - lighten up!




Monday, December 21, 2009

Did you hear about the Morgans...funny & entertaining! Hugh & Jessica chemistry appeals...





Shortly after I plucked up my ticket for the new feature starring sexy Hugh Grant and pretty Sarah Jessica Parker, I thumbed through USA and scanned the news to pass time away until the doors at the theatre swung open.

Unfortunately, USA panned "Did You Hear About the Morgans".

But, they also hated "NINE', so their opinion blows in my estimation!

Actually, I found the "Morgans" quite enteraining - very funny - in fact.

On more than one occasion during the course of the screening, I found myself laughing out loud, such was my instinctive reaction to a smattering of the mostly hilarious dialogue sprinkled throughout the comedy..

In one scene, Parker's character - Meryl - spies a gun-toting backwoods-woman and is inclined to quip:

"Look, it's Sarah Palin."

In another well-wrtten scenario in a country restaurant there is a raft of witty banter back-and-forth between Meryl and the owner - at which point - he summarizes the problem.

"You're obviously Democrats."

Quick on the uptake, Sarah's character shoots back in defense.

"There must be a few Democrats in town."

The grandaughter retorts "fourteen".

"Thirteen. One died last  month," the crotchety old man notes with a touch of glee.

There are quite a few timely jokes about PITA, Vegetarians, and City life that tend to hit the funny bone, too.

In fact, for the most part, I found the snappy humor sprinkled throughout the film right on the money.

In a nutshell, the off-beat tale is about a young couple who have separated.

In a deliberate effort to mend fences, Hugh's character invites his ex out for dinner to sift through their problems, with the ultimate aim of getting back together again.

Shortly after they exit the trendy watering hole in downtown Manhattan, an unexpected drama unfolds before their eyes.

Consequently, the troubled twosome are thrown together for a few days, in what ends up being a therapy session 24/7 which works wonders.

Sarah Jessica Parker glows in this film.

Her comedic timing - as usual - is impeccable. And, the sincerity that shines through in this characterization, underscores she's one of the finest comedic actresses in the country today (capable of admirably delivering up in dramatic scenarios, too, when a plot twist requires depth and seamless emoting).

As you gaze on Parker's pretty face up there on the silver screen,though,  it may dawn on you that something is slightly different about her appearance.

A ubiquitous mole which once graced her face has vanished into thin air!

Yes, on Dave Letterman the other night, Ms. Parker admitted she went under the knife (laser?) to have the birth mark removed.

For many fans, it was unnecessary.

If anything, the slight flaw added to her charm.

In a conversation with Dave about the mole, the talented actress pointed out that one fan came up to her out-of-the-blue one day, and insisted that the little quirk of nature was her signature.

How dare she remove it !

"What about my brain, is that not my signature," she wondered aloud.to Dave who was amused by it all.

We still love 'ya Sarah, mole or not!

In his role as the estranged husband, Hugh was appealing as always, although a bit stiffer than usual (acting-wise) in some respects.

The handsome Brit still projects a hound-dog quality about him that's difficult to resist.

A few years ago our paths crossed briefly in the "Valley".

I was flipping through a couple of magazines at a newstand at Laurel Canyon and Ventura, when I half-turned and suddenly spotted Hugh at my side perusing the shelves, too.

Was it my imagination, or did Hugh actually give me the once- over, as I stood there in my tank top, blue jeans, and sneakers.

When I turned to cross at the light, Hugh ended up alongside me waiting for the signal to change, too.

Was it possible that the sexy thespian with the adorable accent was gay?

Naw!

Because he was dating ultra-sensual super-model Elizabeth Hurley - at the time - I put the delicious romantic thought out of my mind.

But, when the news about his tryst in a parked car with a streetwalker made headlines shortly thereafter, it was obvious to me at that  juncture that Hugh Grant was obviously open-minded, kinky - and quite possibly - apt to play both sides of the fence.

In retrospect, an old truism appears to ring true.

"Carpe diem"

Seize the day, folks, so there aren't any regrets in the future.

After all, life is not a dress rehearsal.




Hugh Granted played gay character with beard in Maurice



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