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Showing posts with label Macho Stance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Macho Stance. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

AndroGel...boosts testosterone levels! Treatment for bone loss & reduced muscle mass!





When a patient trots off to the doctor - even to the emergency department at the local hospital - it is rare that a technician performs a routine check for testosterone.

Subsequently, male patients may be suffering from medical ailments due to insufficient testosterone levels in the body such as bone loss, reduced muscle mass, and a lack of sperm (for starters!).

In the event the individuals testosterone tests uncover abnormalities a family physician can correct the problem by prescribing AndroGel to boost the levels.

AndroGel is sold at pharmacies by prescription only in packets which constitute a thirty-day supply.

The "gel" is similar to a popular "lubricant"in constituency.

The patient tears open the container and proceeds to dab AndroGel on the skin (usually on the upper chest, forearms, or belly) where it is absorbed in to the bloodstream to work its magic.

Because testosterone affects the male voice (deepens it) and tends to encourage hair growth, don't be alarmed if there are a few body transformations which unfold after administering AndroGel for a week or two as instructed.

AndroGel may be covered by a patients insurance depending on the medical problem which has caused the deficiency to occur.

Stay healthy dudes, eh?

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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Barack Obama...Mom jeans sissy up ball park! Butch it up, Mr. Prez...



When Barack Obama scrambled on the field this past week in his Mom jeans to pitch the first ball of the game, a few viewers at home were probably chuckling.

In fact, I think I overheard one baseball fan yell at the screen:

Butch it up, you pansy!

Yup - "one size fits all" - tends to separate the men from the boys.

A few reporters on the sidelines were no doubting reminiscing about a former U.S. President who was truly a "man's man".

The dialogue went something like this in the dugout.

"I knew John F. Kennedy. He's no JFK!"

I surmise that Barack either slipped on a pair of Michelle's jeans by mistake in an early-morning fog - or just maybe - his valet forgot to pick up his Calvin's from the cleaners the night before.

No use airing dirty laundry in public now.

Barack should have given the momentous appearance a little more thought, though.

After all, this American pastime tends to be one of the butchest sports here and abroad.

The way a player's pants hug the butt - and accent the fly-line at the crotch - speaks volumes about the studliness of the man.
'Ya know?

Barack's nambie-pambie dash onto the mound was bit - nellie - wouldn't you say?

I have a suggestion for the Prez in the event he wants to butch up his act a tad.

In Hollywood, actors are enrolling in classes specifically geared toward developing a macho persona for any fella a bit too light in the heels when it comes to scoring in the leading man arena.
Maybe the Democrat's handlers could arrange for a workshop or two?

After all - in many respects politics is a lot like acting - isn't it?

Does the name Ronald Reagan ring a bell?


Macho stance with hint of a bulge piquing sexual curiosity preferable!