Barack Obama...last chance to dine with President June 18th! Contribute 5 bucks or more...

Looks like some of the Clinton "style" has rubbed off on the Barack Obama team!

Like slick Willy & wily Hilly before him, Barack is now rustling up campaign schemes to generate big bucks in the Washington arena.

Why not a chance-in-a-lifetime opportunity to dine with "King Tut" himself?

And, on this occasion, James Carville has been trotted out to orchestrate the fundraiser - natch - on the democrat-favored World Wide Web.

Here's a peak an e-mail invitation I just recently from the Obama camp (verbatim) to get you up-to-speed.

Dear Julian,

Just when I thought I've seen everything...

The Republicans have dragged out Newt Gingrich to headline a fundraising dinner.

President Obama and the Democratic Party are leading this country into the future.

Let the has beens and never weres in the Republican Party fight among themselves.

We want you to join us for a different kind of dinner.

No Newts allowed.

There is less than a week for your chance to win a free trip to Washington, DC on June 18th to meet President Obama, have dinner and go home with a photograph with him.

The dinner is on June 18th and the deadline to enter is less than a week away.

Enter now - the more times you give the more chances to win.

Contribute $5, $10, or more and be automatically entered for a chance to win a free trip to Washington DC to join President Obama on June 18th, and go home with a photograph with the President.

Sincerely,



James Carville

P.S. Even if you don't win coming to Washington to have dinner with the President, if you contribute $35 or more, you get a free "Proud Democrat" eco-friendly grocery tote. Act now - the deadline is less than a week away!

A tote that's eco-friendly?

Golly, you suckered me Barack, hook line & sinker.

Count me in!

Oprah, better pass on this high calorie pig-out!

www.julianayrs.com

Bill Clinton...pimps for cash! Hillary for sale...

Today I received an e-mail from Bill Clinton enlightening me about the exciting news.

Yeah, I heard, Hillary was nominated to be next Secretary of State.

In a glowing tribute, slick Willy went on to boast that his hubby's bump up into the upper echelons of Government, was great news for the country.

"She understands the challenges we face, and her experience and judgment will help President Obama restore America's reputation in the world and make our nation more secure," he gushed in one fell swoop.

He concluded by asking that fans take a moment to celebrate the wonderful news by sending Hillary a message of congratulations.

But, you know the part I can't fathom?

Bill asked for contributions ranging from $10 to $1800 smackeroos

Is Hillary expected to pay a stipend under the table to Obama to seal the deal for her spanking-new post at the White House?

Me thinks, not!

Just goes to show 'ya, those money-grubbing Clintons are going to continue to gouge Americans until the poor souls have coughed up their last shiny penny, eh?

Greedy bast**ds!!!

When searching for a quote that was appropros, I stumbed on this one by a former President, Bill Clinton:

"I have news for the forces of greed and the defenders of the status quo; your time has come and gone. It's time for change in America."

That's what Obama promised us, but looks like American voters not only got much of the same, but short-changed in the process!

Paris Hilton...John McCain "wrinkly" old man!

Paris stalks her prey...


This past week - an acid remark John McCain tossed into the political arena about Barack Obama may have boosted media attention his way - but there were repercussions.

When the war monger accused Barack Obama of taking a cue from Paris Hilton - and acting like a celebrity - all he** broke loose.

After all, the Hilton family contributed to the windbag's campaign.

Although mommy held a press conference - and stood by her darling - Paris was inclined to demonstrate her own capacity for chutzpah, too.

With a gaggle of attentive handlers in tow, the celebrity known for being - well, um - famous - shot a video to launch her cause celebre

As she coyly lolled about in a leopard-skin swimsuit before the cameras, Ms. Hilton not only proceeded to poke holes in McCain's hot air balloon, but ended up writing him off as a "wrinkly white-haired" old man.

To many young women your age, Paris, they're known as lovable "Sugar Daddies".

But, with all your big bucks, I don't expect you'd fit in the role of trophy gal!

Although the contributions from the Hilton camp have dried up, McCain has allegedly ventured down the dusty back roads of America in search of untapped blood.

At a Hell's Angels rally this past week, he obviously struck gold!

When the aging Lothario strode on stage - excited bikers belched and revved their motors - in support.

Unfortunately, Obama was not on hand to offer up any expert advice on the Art of Motorcycle maintenance!



Me wrinkly?