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Showing posts with label Salvador Dali. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Robert Pattinson...gives nod to 4th Twilight sequel! Hearts all a-flutter...



At a press conference yesterday, Robert Pattinson - sexy star of the Twilight vampire serials penned by Stephenie Meyer and brought to the silver screen by Summit Entertainment - confirmed he inked a pact to appear before the cameras for the 4th chapter when it lenses (Breaking Dawn).

It wasn't much of a gamble for the producers; after all, domestic ticket sales for the 1st Chapter of the Vampire saga peaked @ a staggering $190 Million.

A die-hard fan base (consisting mostly of primping teenage girls pining after sexy heart-throb Robert Pattinson) and a fascination with Vamp culture pretty much guarantees long successful runs for all 4 features in the popular series.

In spite of the heavy work load in that blood-sucking end of the biz, Pattinson has managed to take on projects of personal interest, as well.

Recently, he tackled a challenging role in "Little Ashes", for instance.

Set in Madrid in 1922, the tale focuses on a young Salvador Dali (Pattinson) who meets filmmaker Luis Bunuel (Mathew McNulty) and writer Federico Garcia Lorca (Javier Beltran) while attending University.

Fans of "Twilight" may be a little shell-shocked when they slip into a local theatre to catch the artsy-fartsy feature.

Yup, Robert Pattinson and Javier Beltran take a stab at a homoerotic soft-porn love scene!

Reports from the closed set hinted that this couple of straight dudes couldn't fathom their butts from their little doggies in the worst way.

In fact, Pattinson whined to a GQ editor that the extremely graphic sex scenes were not a regular piece of - um - cake.

"The hardest part was doing it doggie-style."

Ouch!

"Because we're both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous," he quipped in an afterthought.

We gather from the Twilight series that Pattinson can suck, though!

News @ 11!


Make-up, do something with those pits!

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Robert Pattinson (Twilight)...tough to have sex doggie-style with straight dude! Scene depicts Salador Dali tryst...

Weird man, but I kinda dug it!



When two gay dudes hook up, and jump into the sack, they generally get the semantics down right-off-the-bat so-to-speak.

The bedside chat may be inclined to drift along these lines.

"So, are you a top or a bottom," studly College quarterback Chet rasps.

"I'm versatile," quips the hairdresser from Greenwich Village.

Then, they go at it.

Yeah, the ball-playing hunk ends up on his back with his legs up in the air!

With that in mind, it's obvious why a dilemma occurred on the set of "Little Ashes" when Robert Pattinson and Javier Beltran took a stab at a homoerotic soft porn love scene!

This couple of straight dudes couldn't fathom their butts - from their little doggies - in the worst way.

In fact, Pattison whined to a GQ editor that the extremely hard-core sex scenes were not a regular old piece of - um - cake.

"The hardest part was trying to do it doggie-style."

"Because we’re both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous."

Well, at least we know the Twilight star can suck!

According to the sexy heartthrob, the shoot was downright humiliating.

"The Spanish electricians were giggling to themselves," he recalled with disdain.

Obviously it was a joke to 'em because - as everyone knows - most Latino-types are basically bisexual.

Well, in Los Angeles, anyway.

From the get-go their ready to whip it out, falls on their knees (do it doggie, donkey, or kitten style) - without any qualms.

Set in Madrid in 1922, "Little Ashes" recalls the boisterous tale of young Salvador Dali (played by Pattison) who meets film maker Luis Bunuel (Matthew McNulty) and writer Federico Garcia Lorca (Javier Beltrán) at university.

The rest is all Homo 101 if my memory serves me well!



Dali Self Portrait


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