Whoopi Goldberg..."Dummy" at Wax Museum better-dressed than View star!

A manly apparition on the "View"

As I strolled past the wax museum on my way to the Venetian Hotel, I was taken aback when I spied Whoopi Goldberg's "Dummy" propped up out front of the museum for all the tourists to take a gander at.

The wax rendering was better-dressed than Ms. Goldberg has ever managed to be!

Heh, Whoopi, you've got to charter a wide-load bus and zip on down to Vegas to rustle up some fashion tips from the curator.

Those clown outfits you've been wearing on the "View" - with the padded shoulders, wild zany ties, and offbeat shoes - have gotta go!

Dummies wax poetic at Madame Tussaud's in Las Vegas...